Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 63: Zooey Deschanel

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:10 AM

I wasn't too far off with my 78% prediction for Ms. Chriqui, she was able to get 82.78% in a hard fought battle for hotness. Now whose the New Girl? Oh it's Zooey Deschanel! Star of some movies and now a star of her own show "The New Girl" Tuesday nights on FOX at 9PM or 8PM central. My prediction is although she is cute, she won't get everyone's loins going and she will end up around 71%

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:10 AM

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 11:13 AM

reserved for punching people in the face because zooey is not a damn name

spoiler alert redkinggold is attracted to people with stupid names

-pumpy

RedKingGold · 11-17-2011, 11:15 AM

Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.

RomaGoth · 11-17-2011, 11:17 AM

Cute but not hot. And what the hell is the deal with her hands in the air in these pics?

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:17 AM

I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey.

Young Drachma · 11-17-2011, 11:18 AM

The girl from Bones is her sister.

jeff061 · 11-17-2011, 11:20 AM

Straight fugly.

And annoying as hell.

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

The girl from Bones is her sister.

Oh shit, no wonder they look alike, that doesn't explain Katy Perry though...

BrianD · 11-17-2011, 11:22 AM

Emily is definitely the hotter sister. Something about the eyes and the constant deer-in-the-headlights look that makes me say not.

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 11:26 AM

My absolute #1.

Rizon · 11-17-2011, 11:27 AM

Good God no. I use to think she was cute as hell in pictures, but when I saw that TV show New Chick ... omg ... absolutely not hot, and has a voice like a drunk robot.

Logan · 11-17-2011, 11:27 AM

Cute, not hot. Also annoying. Stop singing woman.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

My absolute #1.

she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap

BYU 14 · 11-17-2011, 11:28 AM

Rizon · 11-17-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey.

...

RomaGoth · 11-17-2011, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap

Grover · 11-17-2011, 11:32 AM

Definitely a No.

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

she looks more like #2 to me
oh snap

WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS*

*I will fill your vagina with poison cement

GrantDawg · 11-17-2011, 11:33 AM

I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

WE SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS*

*I will fill your vagina with poison cement

hi ho
hi ho
it's off to lake fuck we go

jeff061 · 11-17-2011, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantDawg

I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?

Passable body. Other than that.....drunken robot with downs syndrome.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-17-2011, 11:37 AM

She's not hot to me. In my town, there are at least a hundred guys who look just like her. She ain't all that.

Fidatelo · 11-17-2011, 11:38 AM

I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird.

PackerFanatic · 11-17-2011, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.

+1

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird.

I love dark hair, but I actually thought she looked great in that picture as a blonde. Mindf*ck!

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 11:52 AM

I may have underestimated my %, I'd like to restrike my prediction at 54%.

Ksyrup · 11-17-2011, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Cloud

The girl from Bones is her sister.

Really? Huh. Had no idea. Never saw the show, never knew the name, all I've seen is the commercials.

For several years, I've tried to wrap my mind around the fact that the lead chick from Bones looks stunningly similar to the lead chick from Silk Stalkings, a show that is basically the precursor of Bones (man/woman cop team solves murders together, falls in love several seasons in), and now THIS?

Just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.

Rizon · 11-17-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.

Holy CRAP!!!

(still looks better than the Daschenel sisters, though [even combined])

Kodos · 11-17-2011, 11:58 AM

Cute, but not hot.

Ksyrup · 11-17-2011, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Holy CRAP!!!

(still looks better than the Daschenel sisters, though [even combined])

She kinda looks like a cross between a fat Rizzo from Grease and an old Justine Bateman now.

Ryan S · 11-17-2011, 12:12 PM

A few months back I probably would have said "Cute, but not hot", but after seeing New Girl I have to say "Annoying".

Her sister is far better looking (though I am not sure if I would describe her as hot)

Brownkeg8 · 11-17-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

just don't, um, look at Mitzi Kapture NOW.

was a silk stalking fan as well and never expected to see that decline in hotness. HOLY SHIT!

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 12:14 PM

Jeez guys. Well let's try this.

Just don't, um, send me $1,000.

Ksyrup · 11-17-2011, 12:14 PM

I loved that show. As ridiculous as it was (Captain Lipshitz, etc.), they pushed the boundaries just about as far as anyone back in the early-mid 90s. The plotlines for CSI and other shows have nothing on the stuff they were showing a decade earlier. If there wasn't a stripper or lesbian somehow involved with the murder, it was a disappointment.

Suicane75 · 11-17-2011, 12:17 PM

I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.

gkb · 11-17-2011, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.

This makes absolutely no sense. Can someone box Suicane for a few days?

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:22 PM

This is one I can understand a Not vote for, since she's definitely more in the Cute/Pretty zone than Hot. But black haired, blue-eyed girls are my Kryptonite, and while I wouldn't describe her as Hot she deserves some hot, hot loving. I would pick her as a date over most of the other chicks in these polls. So Hot!

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:24 PM

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:24 PM

DanGarion · 11-17-2011, 12:27 PM

If there is visible cleavage it's Katy Perry.

I'm actually surprised it's going this low but considering the showings of Kat Dennings and Emma Stone I guess anything is possible.

jeff061 · 11-17-2011, 12:27 PM

After a quick skim, I can say I find her far less attractive than everyone on the historical list.

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:28 PM

Another one that it's about the eyes. You have to like those big wide eyes I think to be into her.

larrymcg421 · 11-17-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

After a quick skim, I can say I find her far less attractive than everyone on the historical list.

Funny, I find her more attractive than 9 of the top 10.

MJ4H · 11-17-2011, 12:29 PM

We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.

Rizon · 11-17-2011, 12:29 PM

I typed "Zooey Deschanel" sexy into Google Images and it came back with

Your search - "Zooey Deschanel" sexy - did not match any documents.

Buccaneer · 11-17-2011, 12:32 PM

Should have put her hot sister up instead.

cody8200 · 11-17-2011, 12:32 PM

I think she is pretty, just not "hot".

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.

Which ones do you think are Katy? I don't see any.

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Should have put her hot sister up instead.

I don't think her sister's very attractive at all.

View Poll Results: Zooey Deschanel, Hot! or Not?
Hot!	81	48.21%
Not?	87	51.79%
Voters: 168. You may not vote on this poll

11-17-2011, 11:13 AM	#3
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	reserved for punching people in the face because zooey is not a damn name spoiler alert redkinggold is attracted to people with stupid names -pumpy __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. Last edited by Pumpy Tudors : 11-17-2011 at 11:17 AM.

11-17-2011, 11:17 AM	#6
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I'm not 100% sure if the picture of her in the pink dress is actually Zooey or the girl from Bones... someone needs to post that graphic that shows the 9 celebrities that look exactly alike that includes Zooey. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

11-17-2011, 11:18 AM	#7
Young Drachma Dark Cloud Join Date: Apr 2001	The girl from Bones is her sister. __________________ Current dynasty: Playtesting chaos (Viperball 26) \| OOTP Mod: Managerial Strategy Files \| GM Excel Competitive Balance Tax/Revenue Sharing Calc \| FBCB Mods on Github

11-17-2011, 11:20 AM	#8
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Straight fugly. And annoying as hell. __________________

11-17-2011, 11:10 AM	#2
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	__________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 11-17-2011 at 11:13 AM.

11-17-2011, 11:15 AM	#4
RedKingGold College Starter Join Date: Oct 2002	Big crush on Zooey. She's the kind of girl I'm personally most attracted to.

11-17-2011, 11:22 AM	#10
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Emily is definitely the hotter sister. Something about the eyes and the constant deer-in-the-headlights look that makes me say not.

11-17-2011, 11:26 AM	#11
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	My absolute #1.

11-17-2011, 11:27 AM	#13
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Cute, not hot. Also annoying. Stop singing woman.

11-17-2011, 11:28 AM	#15
BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	Nope

11-17-2011, 11:32 AM	#18
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Definitely a No. __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

11-17-2011, 11:33 AM	#20
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	I am very worried about the people on this board if they think she is not hot. Pretty face, beautiful eyes, smoking body, all checks. WTH?

11-17-2011, 11:37 AM	#23
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	She's not hot to me. In my town, there are at least a hundred guys who look just like her. She ain't all that. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-17-2011, 11:38 AM	#24
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	I think she's hot as a brunette, but does nothing for me in that pic with blonde hair. And I normally prefer blondes. Weird. __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

11-17-2011, 11:52 AM	#27
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	I may have underestimated my %, I'd like to restrike my prediction at 54%. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

11-17-2011, 11:58 AM	#30
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Cute, but not hot. __________________ Indiana Hoosiers Football - 2025-26 National Champs The FOFC Ladder History thread

11-17-2011, 12:12 PM	#32
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	A few months back I probably would have said "Cute, but not hot", but after seeing New Girl I have to say "Annoying". Her sister is far better looking (though I am not sure if I would describe her as hot)

11-17-2011, 12:14 PM	#34
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Jeez guys. Well let's try this. Just don't, um, send me $1,000.

11-17-2011, 12:14 PM	#35
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I loved that show. As ridiculous as it was (Captain Lipshitz, etc.), they pushed the boundaries just about as far as anyone back in the early-mid 90s. The plotlines for CSI and other shows have nothing on the stuff they were showing a decade earlier. If there wasn't a stripper or lesbian somehow involved with the murder, it was a disappointment. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-17-2011, 12:17 PM	#36
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I am going to vote "Not Hot" based on the fact that I do not find her hot.

11-17-2011, 12:22 PM	#38
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	This is one I can understand a Not vote for, since she's definitely more in the Cute/Pretty zone than Hot. But black haired, blue-eyed girls are my Kryptonite, and while I wouldn't describe her as Hot she deserves some hot, hot loving. I would pick her as a date over most of the other chicks in these polls. So Hot!

11-17-2011, 12:24 PM	#39
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME

11-17-2011, 12:27 PM	#41
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	If there is visible cleavage it's Katy Perry. I'm actually surprised it's going this low but considering the showings of Kat Dennings and Emma Stone I guess anything is possible. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO! Last edited by DanGarion : 11-17-2011 at 12:28 PM.

11-17-2011, 12:28 PM	#43
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Another one that it's about the eyes. You have to like those big wide eyes I think to be into her.

11-17-2011, 12:29 PM	#45
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	We are approaching 50% Katy Perry pictures ITT already.

11-17-2011, 12:32 PM	#47
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Should have put her hot sister up instead.

11-17-2011, 12:32 PM	#48
cody8200 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2000	I think she is pretty, just not "hot".

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