Oh noes, I missed my package!!

[RomaGoth]

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI FLORIDA)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
23 TALOR WAY JACKSONVILLE FLORIDA.
Official Website: FBI — Homepage FBI — Director
EMAIL: ([email protected])

Hello: We Officially Write To You Based On The Total Collection Of Your Package Delivery By 5:30 Pm Tomorrow 19th September 2011.

However We Hereby Draw To Your Notice That You Have To Get Your Package Insured against Any Governmental Agency and Also To Protect Your Fundamental Human Right As Soon As Your Package Is Been Delivered To Your Door Step.

So You Have To Understand That Your Package Must Be Insured Before The Delivery Can Take Place Today, But Failing To Get The Package Insured You Will Not Get The Package As Was Scheduled To Be Delivered Today.

However We Have Sent A Signal To The Custom And Also Your Sender’s Agent Towards This New Development, And To Your Information This Insurance Will Cost You Sum Total Of $76.

This Insurance Is Very Important To Enable You Access Your Package As Soon As Is Been Delivered To You, And It Has Been To Our Notice That Your Package Contains Global Atm Master Card And If You Fail To Get The Card Insurance You Can Not Be Able To Use The Card Once It Is Been Delivered To You.

Forward The Payment To Insurance Company With The Payment Information Below For Your Package Insurance To Enable Then Issue Your Package Insurance Certificate and You Are to Forward The Certificate to Us As Soon As Is Been Issued To Your For Your Delivery To Take Place Immediately.

WILLIAMS OBRIAN

Name: Williams Obrain
Address: Nigeria
Text Question: Urgent
Text Answer: Need
Amount: $76
MTCN:.................?
Sender's Name and Address...................?

You Are To Email Him The PAyment Information As Was Directed On The Email.

Contact Person: Murice Bruce

Email: [email protected] [email protected]

You Are The Delay To Your Package Delivery, So The Earlier The Better..

Regards,

MR. ROBERT MUELLER, III

[DaddyTorgo]

LMAO

I'm not even sure what that all means.

[tucking fypo]

I like the address for "Williams Obrain".....Nigeria.

"FBI Florida" sounds like an upcoming crime-fighting series on television.

[tarcone]

I like that they left one "f" off of the email address at the top.

[thesloppy]

Originally Posted by tarcone

I like that they left one "f" off of the email address at the top.

He really is from the FBI of ice.

[SteveMax58]

You would think at some point they might ponder the question, "How's our translation working?"

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by tucking fypo

I like the address for "Williams Obrain".....Nigeria.

"FBI Florida" sounds like an upcoming crime-fighting series on television.

The best part is that they spelled his name wrong....in consecutive lines!!:

WILLIAMS OBRIAN

Name: Williams Obrain
Address: Nigeria

[Apathetic Lurker]

I got a different one...But mine can at least spell to a coherent level:
I get 2-3 a week and get a kick out of them


ATTN: SIR/MADAM,

SCAMMED VICTIM/ 350,000.00 GBP BENEFICIARIES.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 08813 350,000.00 GBP($560,000 US DOLLARS)


This is to bring to your notice that I am delegated by the Prime Minister of the
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (David Cameroun) and the
Cabinet (consisting of all the most senior government department heads) to pay
100 UK- 419 scam victims 350,000.00 GBP each and incidentally, you are listed
and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims. You are advised to
get back to this office as soon as possible for the immediate payments of your
350,000.00 GBP compensations grant.

On these faithful recommendations we want you to know that this deal came at a
summit of G20 countries in London, United Kingdom, where Leaders of the world's
largest economies met and reached an agreement on plans to beat the economic
slump and tackle the global financial crisis with measures worth US$1 Trillion (
681bn GBP).

During the meetings, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world's largest
economies in the meetings on the loss of funds by various foreigners to the
scams artists and syndicates operating all over the world today.

In other to retain the good image of the country, the Prime Minister and the
Cabinet deemed it fit to reimburse 100 victims of this operators 350,000.00 GBP
each, due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in UK,
These payments are to be paid by SANTANDER NATIONAL BANK PLC. as corresponding
paying bank under foundling assistance of the SANTANDER NATIONAL BANK PLC and a
few other reputable banks in UK.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 78 beneficiaries has been paid,
half of the victims are from the United States and we still have more 22 left to
be paid the compensations of 350,000.00 GBP each.

As earlier mentioned, your particulars were mentioned by one of the syndicates
who was arrested in London as one of their victims, so you are hereby warned not
to communicate or duplicate this message to him/them for any reason
whatsoever,the US security service is already on trace of the criminals.

TO CLAIM YOUR FUND,YOU ARE TO CONTACT SANTANDER BANK PLC,LONDON, UK BELOW AS
SOON AS POSSIBLE FOR THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND WITH YOUR
FULL BELOW DETAILS

PROCEED IMMEDIATELY IN CONTACTING THE PAYMENT UNIT FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR PRIZE
MONEY.THEIR CONTACT IS AS STATED BELOW;

SANTANDER BANK PLC,LONDON, UK
Funds Transfer Unit.
E-mail:[email protected]
Contact Person: Martin Brown (Mr.) {Director; Funds Transfer}


FULL NAME,--------------------
ADDRESS,----------------------
COUNTRY,----------------------
AGE,--------------------------
SEX,--------------------------
OCCUPATION,-------------------



You can receive your compensations payments via any of the options you may
choose;

1)DELIVERY OF ATM CARD
2)WIRE TRANSFERS i.e BANK TO BANK TRANSFER.

You are advice to contact santader National Bank plc London,and tell them the
option you choose.

Yours faithfully,

Dr. (Mrs.) Anderson Susan
Financial Service Authority, UK
For The Prime minister

[spleen1015]

I dunno man. Capitalizing every word makes this legit to me.

[Desnudo]

At some point one of these guys will go to grammar school in the developed world and then we are all screwed.

[EagleFan]

By the title I thought RG just became a Eunuch...

[AlexB]

Our office boy tried to sell his iPad1 via eBay this week - the first 3 times he got an e-mail saying the winning bid was fradulent, so didn't send it.

The fourth time, no e-mail, and received a note from PayPal saying the funds had been released, but were being held until proof of posting was sent, so he sent it... to an address in Nigeria. Muppet.

Now he has worked out he has been scammed, and wrote a 'strongly worded email' to the winning bidder, bizarrely threatening to both report him to the police, and go to the London address registered to the winning eBay account (which of course is something to do with him!) and throw poo through the letter box!

I have never met anyone stupid enough to fall for one of these scams, and find myself feeling slightly sorry for him.

But then I think of the question he asked me once en route to a trade exhibition: 'Which was built first - Windsor Castle or the M4?' and all of a sudden I'm no longer surprised...

[DaddyTorgo]

LMAO @ Jari's story. That's sad.

[sterlingice]

Did not know what M4 was (short of being a machine gun, so feel free to go to the 'stupid american' card) but after looking it up- he asked if a highway or castle was built first?

SI

[AlexB]

'Fraid so...

(I thought the M4 might be an obscure reference on this board, so thought of explaining it, but didn't know how to describe it myself - freeway? interstate?)