Great movie lines - Page 2

ntndeacon · 11-28-2011, 12:53 PM

Oh! You like hitting people with Garbage cans! Now I'm gonna haveta cut ya.

Taffeta, darling

Breeze · 11-28-2011, 01:57 PM

Think you used enough dynamite there...ah...Butch?

Coffee Warlord · 11-28-2011, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

"You mess with those guys they'll lock you in a room somewhere and throw away the ROOM."

(please, someone know what movie that's from)

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

MJ4H · 11-28-2011, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

Yes!

Flasch186 · 11-28-2011, 02:52 PM

Need help with some underpants?

JonInMiddleGA · 11-28-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Need help with some underpants?

FTW

Warhammer · 11-28-2011, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

"Is this true?"

"Well that's what I heard!"

Coffee Warlord · 11-28-2011, 03:10 PM

Wolfman's got nards!

sabotai · 11-28-2011, 03:13 PM

KKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Pumpy Tudors · 11-28-2011, 04:17 PM

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

RomaGoth · 11-28-2011, 04:23 PM

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

MRL17 · 11-28-2011, 06:00 PM

Dude, you're being veeeeeeeerrrrryyyy un-Dude

A-Husker-4-Life · 11-29-2011, 12:07 PM

"It's good to be the King"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg

rockboy70 · 11-29-2011, 12:40 PM

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

cartman · 11-29-2011, 02:40 PM

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

RomaGoth · 11-29-2011, 02:50 PM

I'm a Mog....part man and part dog. I'm my own best friend!

zums · 11-29-2011, 08:07 PM

you tryin to say jesus christ cant hit a curveball?

Vince, Pt. II · 11-29-2011, 08:09 PM

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

You mean I'm going to die because some asshole forgot a pair of pliers?

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

MJ4H · 11-29-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

The Manhattan Project.

Landshark44 · 11-29-2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

I must see this movie now. This combination of quotes has won me completely over.

yeah, what movie is it?

Vince, Pt. II · 11-29-2011, 09:13 PM

Yeah, I looked it up on IMDB. I am eagerly anticipating the awfulness.

spleen1015 · 11-29-2011, 09:14 PM

"No, I am your father!"

MJ4H · 11-29-2011, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince, Pt. II

Yeah, I looked it up on IMDB. I am eagerly anticipating the awfulness.

Eh, it's not a bad movie. Very 80s and kind of corny, but enjoyable.

NoSkillz · 11-30-2011, 09:24 AM

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

That movie is loaded with classic lines!

cody8200 · 11-30-2011, 10:21 AM

You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. And I'm glad, because there's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say...
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit." There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.

stevew · 11-30-2011, 05:43 PM

Dr. Sak · 11-30-2011, 08:24 PM

There are quite a few from this movie..."If you build it he will come" However if you fast forward to 1:50, it's my favorite.

cartman · 11-30-2011, 08:37 PM

"If there is anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards"

korme · 11-30-2011, 09:31 PM

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

MRL17 · 11-30-2011, 09:50 PM

Princess Bride has the best ones,
"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means."

molson · 11-30-2011, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Are there any lines in that movie that wouldn't be considered "great"?

stevew · 11-30-2011, 10:54 PM

Oh, Hai Molson

(check out the "How did this get made" podcast of the Room featuring Mark. It's hilarious)

Galaxy · 11-30-2011, 10:58 PM

RendeR · 11-30-2011, 11:44 PM

Gah, you guys are horrible at this....

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Subby · 12-01-2011, 12:43 PM

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

stevew · 12-01-2011, 12:53 PM

"Fuck you, Fuckball"

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

Gah, you guys are horrible at this....

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Nobody would ever actually say that. That is the second most overrated line in movie history right behind "The back door is always open, officer." If we're talking mainstream movies only, then your line is the absolute most overrated.

lcjjdnh · 12-01-2011, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox."

"I didn't want to get blood on your floor."

Subby · 12-01-2011, 01:35 PM

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

RendeR · 12-01-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Nobody would ever actually say that. That is the second most overrated line in movie history right behind "The back door is always open, officer." If we're talking mainstream movies only, then your line is the absolute most overrated.

Shows what you know Mr. Tooters.

I myself have used that quote publicly, more than once. And heard someone else use it as well.

Overrated. YOU sir are overrated..

GOOD DAY.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-01-2011, 01:43 PM

i just got served hardcore

RendeR · 12-01-2011, 01:45 PM

I said GOOD DAY SIR.

MacroGuru · 12-01-2011, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

"If there is anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, just let me know."
"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
"Not right now."
"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards"

One of my favorites!

"You know, um, something strange happened to me this morning... "
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? "
"No... "
"Why am I the only one who has that dream? "

molson · 12-02-2011, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

Oh, Hai Molson

(check out the "How did this get made" podcast of the Room featuring Mark. It's hilarious)

Downloading now. I became briefly obsessed with the room at some point - I bought the RiffTrax audio, I played the video game (it exists, old-school Sierra adventure game format), I looked into live screenings in the pacific northwest (they're still going on)......it was unhealthy. But I just couldn't stop.

Grover · 12-08-2011, 03:56 AM

"Such ingratitude after all the times I've saved your life." - The Man With No Name

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11-28-2011, 01:57 PM	#52
Breeze Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL	Think you used enough dynamite there...ah...Butch?

11-28-2011, 03:10 PM	#58
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Wolfman's got nards!

11-28-2011, 03:13 PM	#59
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	KKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

11-29-2011, 12:40 PM	#64
rockboy70 Mascot Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: H-Town	Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

11-29-2011, 08:07 PM	#67
zums H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2000	you tryin to say jesus christ cant hit a curveball?

11-29-2011, 09:13 PM	#71
Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	Yeah, I looked it up on IMDB. I am eagerly anticipating the awfulness.

11-29-2011, 09:14 PM	#72
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	"No, I am your father!"

11-30-2011, 09:24 AM	#74
NoSkillz College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: St. Catharines, Canada	You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That movie is loaded with classic lines! __________________ MY CURRENT FM19 DYNASTY - FM19: "Ludere causa Ludendi - To Play for the Sake of Playing" - Queen's Park FC (Scottish League Two) MY OLD FM11 DYNASTY - FM11: From Semi-Pro Minnows to the EPL - Dover Athletic FC My Personal Blog - Now on the Tee - Golf, Sports, Poker, Life 2006 GOLDEN SCRIBE AWARD WINNER FOR BEST 'OTHER SPORT' DYNASTY - EHM2005: Sharpening Swords in Buffalo

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11-30-2011, 08:24 PM	#78
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	There are quite a few from this movie..."If you build it he will come" However if you fast forward to 1:50, it's my favorite.

11-30-2011, 08:37 PM	#79
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"If there is anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, just let me know." "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" "Not right now." "Well, a girl's gotta have her standards" __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-30-2011, 09:31 PM	#80
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

11-30-2011, 09:50 PM	#81
MRL17 n00b Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Princess Bride has the best ones, "Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means." __________________ RNFL - Redskins - Championships : 2023, 2027, 2036 IFL - Cleveland Clawz - Championships: 2018 OSFL - Boston Drunken Fightin' Irish WOOF - Las Vegas Ballas - Championship - Final Season (I broke the league!)

11-30-2011, 10:54 PM	#83
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Oh, Hai Molson (check out the "How did this get made" podcast of the Room featuring Mark. It's hilarious)

11-30-2011, 10:58 PM	#84
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	"Fuck you, Fuckball"

12-01-2011, 01:35 PM	#90
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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