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NYTimes Op-Ed: Why I Am Leaving Goldman Sachs
This will be zinging around the Internet. To channel Bill Simmons, he took a page out of Dylan McCay's book: "May the bridges I burn light the way!"
Why I Am Leaving Goldman Sachs - NYTimes.com Quote:
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03-14-2012, 11:13 AM | #2 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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If there is a Humblebrag Hall of Fame, Greg Smith's op-ed piece should be engraved floor-to-ceiling in entryway.
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03-14-2012, 11:18 AM | #3 |
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No shit. Is he giving back all the millions he's made doing everything that he lists as the reasons he's leaving? And puffing himself up with his accomplishments in the process.
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03-14-2012, 11:18 AM | #4 | |
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03-14-2012, 11:39 AM | #5 |
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quote from a law-school guy I know: "I wonder how many plantiff's attorneys got into car accidents racing to the courthuse to depose him."
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03-14-2012, 12:46 PM | #6 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-14-2012 at 12:47 PM. |
03-14-2012, 02:08 PM | #7 |
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Short version: When I was young I was dumb enough to think that companies actually believed their internal mission statements about helping customers, but then I got older.
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03-14-2012, 02:35 PM | #8 | |
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I would modify this to: When I was young I was dumb enough to think that companies actually believed their internal mission statements about helping customers, but then I got rich enough that it was easy for me to walk away and point the finger at others. |
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03-14-2012, 02:35 PM | #9 |
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Shorter version: I got laid off because there isn't as much money for derivatives sales, and I'm pissed.
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03-14-2012, 02:37 PM | #10 |
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I'm guessing he saw the writing on the wall that he'd be out soon.
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03-14-2012, 03:05 PM | #11 |
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I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ANYTHING! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT ME!!
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03-14-2012, 03:37 PM | #12 |
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- basically my reaction to the entire piece.
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03-14-2012, 03:42 PM | #13 |
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03-16-2012, 07:54 AM | #14 |
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Jerry. Maguire.
I finally read the editorial and that was my first thought. lol.
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03-16-2012, 08:21 AM | #15 |
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I haven't looked yet but has the smear campaign started? It's easy to let the words speak for themselves and us make judgements on the merits ("yeah, right on" or "hypocrite" or "naive fool") but I'm waiting for the slime machine to catch up with him. Have we found out that he molests puppies or has it been leaked how badly he screwed the blind nuns' charity yet? Because you know that's the next step in all this
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03-16-2012, 08:40 AM | #16 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He's been syphoning money from the local orphaned kids ping pong club.
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03-16-2012, 11:35 AM | #17 |
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Good thing those kids aren't midgets, or I'd really be pissed.
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03-16-2012, 11:59 AM | #18 |
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They were midgets!!!!!! That guy is an a-hole. Someone get me a rope.
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03-16-2012, 12:00 PM | #19 |
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Oh I am going to go nuclear on that dude.
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03-16-2012, 12:10 PM | #20 |
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To be honest, that's what I figured when I saw the thread had bumped. I will, however, say that I'd imagine it's no worse than 50-50 than no "smear" is necessary, the easiest way to hang most people is with the truth.
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