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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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Things that sound dirty ... but aren't !
Stumbling around some jokes on the net, and ran into this category. Was thinking some of the clever minds around here may have more
 .Examples (a few that made me laugh) : (work) : Just stick it in my box. (work) : I want it on my desk, NOW !! (golf) : You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. (golf) : Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more (golf) : Hold up... I need to wash my balls first. (lawyer) : For $200 an hour, she better be good ! (to lawyer) : Think you can get me off? |
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08-04-2012, 09:43 PM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Bollard.
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08-04-2012, 10:01 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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anytime in basketball a player gets a short rest and they say he is "getting a blow"
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08-04-2012, 10:15 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2006
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The very first one I thought of. Followed by, "he gave him the high, hard one." |
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08-04-2012, 10:30 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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In the UK the word "fanny" means "ladies front bottom parts". So when I arrived in the US the first time a lady mentioned getting her "fanny pack", I giggled like a schoolboy for about 25 minutes.
Last edited by Critch : 08-04-2012 at 10:30 PM. |
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08-04-2012, 11:58 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Chinese Olympic Trampoline star Dong Dong.
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08-05-2012, 12:09 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I keep staring at this trying to figure out why you decided to type "ladies front bottom parts".  |
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08-05-2012, 01:34 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sterling Heights, Mi
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When I worked at home depot:
What is the best way to screw this stud? Last edited by fantom1979 : 08-05-2012 at 01:34 AM. |
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08-05-2012, 05:33 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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You're right, it should be "lady's front bottom parts". |
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08-05-2012, 08:22 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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asphalt
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08-05-2012, 09:51 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Headline this morning: "China's Dong flips and twists to trampoline gold" That sounds painful SI
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08-05-2012, 09:58 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Ordering coffee:
"I'll have a tall, dark Italian." |
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08-05-2012, 11:20 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Caulk
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08-05-2012, 03:15 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Sheep Control, for starters.
Edit: It might be dirty for all I know, I'm not about to find out. Last edited by Suicane75 : 08-05-2012 at 03:16 PM. |
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08-05-2012, 03:20 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Food - Can I get extra meat?
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08-05-2012, 08:39 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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From the beach:
The turtle's in the hole
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08-05-2012, 10:44 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Titillating
/tk
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08-06-2012, 07:10 AM
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World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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Wankel Rotary Engine
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08-06-2012, 07:38 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Another from basketball "He's going backdoor"
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08-06-2012, 02:11 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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"I've spent a lot of time in my career burning nuts." -Chef Anne Burrell talking about roasting almonds
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08-06-2012, 04:37 PM
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n00b
Join Date: Mar 2008
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cumquat.
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08-06-2012, 04:45 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Pumpy Tudors
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08-19-2012, 06:19 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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From MMA
Rear Naked Choke
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08-19-2012, 09:47 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Yeah, nothing dirty about the homoerotic names those sweaty half naked guys choose for the ways in which they grab each other's bodies in front of a crowd. |
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08-19-2012, 09:48 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Pumpy Tudors
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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08-19-2012, 09:51 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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You already had your turn SI
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08-19-2012, 10:16 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Pumpy Tooters
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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08-20-2012, 01:29 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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All-Beef Patty
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08-20-2012, 01:41 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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tittle
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08-20-2012, 05:48 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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We had a quote wall on the board during my summer job in England. One girl was talking about being head chaperone to another person when we wrote down this.
"You've never done head before? It's so easy!" Needless to say she never came into the faculty room without being teased about that. |
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08-20-2012, 06:29 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Masticating Pumpy
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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