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Old 02-15-2013, 09:41 AM   #1
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Meteor strikes Russia

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Old 02-15-2013, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old 02-15-2013, 09:56 AM   #3
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:04 AM   #4
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In Soviet Russia, meteor strikes you.
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:11 AM   #5
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I feel bad that my first thought on reading about this was, "Dammit, Russia got Superman."
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:29 AM   #6
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:42 AM   #7
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:09 AM   #8
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Wondering why there are so many car-cam videos of this? Seems many Russians have cams on there cars to protect themselves from police corruption. The more you know...
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:17 AM   #9
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I'd be more worried about what comes after

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Old 02-15-2013, 11:19 AM   #10
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Wondering why there are so many car-cam videos of this? Seems many Russians have cams on there cars to protect themselves from police corruption. The more you know...

I had read that it was because insurance companies are well known to not pay out on claims unless there is video evidence.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:21 AM   #11
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Wondering why there are so many car-cam videos of this? Seems many Russians have cams on there cars to protect themselves from police corruption. The more you know...

I'd read it was due to a large number of people purposely causing accidents or claiming there was an accident when there wasn't to get insurance money.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:32 AM   #12
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Wondering why there are so many car-cam videos of this? Seems many Russians have cams on there cars to protect themselves from police corruption. The more you know...

I read that was in case of meteor strikes.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:40 AM   #13
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Maybe this guy was in it:
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:00 PM   #14
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I'd read it was due to a large number of people purposely causing accidents or claiming there was an accident when there wasn't to get insurance money.

Yea, I've also read that they had an abnormally high number of people purposefully jump in front of cars to claim insurance. Who knows.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:10 PM   #15
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:26 PM   #16
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You can waste a couple hours searching for "russia car cam" on youtube and watching the often hilarious (but sometimes horrifying) videos.

I´m just now wondering when (not if) some director will shoot a horror movie with everything shot from theese car cameras or at least have it included in a few key scenes.

in all seriousnes though, this is pretty horrible stuff. Imagine that happening in the center of a major city ...
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:32 PM   #17
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I find it amazing that this happened on the same day that an asteroid was to come pretty close to us, but not be a threat, and the two aren't related at all.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:46 PM   #18
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Imagine that happening in the center of a major city ...

There are worse places it could have hit

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the meteor struck only 100 kilometers (60 miles) from the Mayak nuclear storage and disposal facility, which holds dozens of tons of weapons-grade plutonium.

A chemical weapons disposal facility at Shchuchye also contains some 6,000 tons (5,460 metric tons) of nerve agents, including sarin and VX, about 14 percent of the chemical weapons that Russia is committed to destroy.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:47 PM   #19
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I find it amazing that this happened on the same day that an asteroid was to come pretty close to us, but not be a threat, and the two aren't related at all.

We should have Maury so a DNA test.
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Old 02-15-2013, 12:54 PM   #20
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Someone really needs to get a hold of Bill Nye so we can find out if this was caused by global warming.
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:07 PM   #21
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Someone really needs to get a hold of Bill Nye so we can find out if this was caused by global warming.

If the Republicans hadn't put that big hole in the Ozone Layer, it's probable that the meteor would have bounced off of the stratosphere and hit the moon instead.

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Old 02-15-2013, 01:46 PM   #22
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:49 PM   #23
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I always assumed that if a meteorite was going to hit the Earth, some scientists would have known about it in advance. Am I underestimating them?
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:07 PM   #24
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I always assumed that if a meteorite was going to hit the Earth, some scientists would have known about it in advance. Am I underestimating them?

This is probably way too small to be able to track.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:08 PM   #25
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:08 PM   #26
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I always assumed that if a meteorite was going to hit the Earth, some scientists would have known about it in advance. Am I underestimating them?

I would imagine the simple answer would be: Depends on how big the object is, were they looking at the right place in the sky at the right time and how soon they see it.

I think there's a lot more automated help now, so it's not so bad as it used to be, still has a long way to go. However, I think the problem is, what's the plan of action when they DO discover one that is going to hit Earth that will cause major damage? I don't think the technology exists to deflect an asteroid/meteor/comet.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:12 PM   #27
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that was awesome!

I thought the same thing when I saw it. Would love to see more videos like this.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:27 PM   #28
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However, I think the problem is, what's the plan of action when they DO discover one that is going to hit Earth that will cause major damage?

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Old 02-15-2013, 02:35 PM   #29
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Ah dang it! I should have remembered this team.


In case you've ever wondered what kind of damage an object from space could potentially cause:

http://www.purdue.edu/impactearth/
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:40 PM   #30
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However, I think the problem is, what's the plan of action when they DO discover one that is going to hit Earth that will cause major damage? I don't think the technology exists to deflect an asteroid/meteor/comet.

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Old 02-15-2013, 02:42 PM   #32
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Now that would work! Too bad Obama cut the funding for it.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:57 PM   #33
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That's the same guy that does Kerbal tutorials!
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:25 PM   #34
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My guess is that all the damage and destruction was actually do to the sonic boom and not actual physical damage from the meteor.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:30 PM   #35
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My guess is that all the damage and destruction was actually do to the sonic boom and not actual physical damage from the meteor.

Boom goes the meteorite!

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Old 02-15-2013, 03:36 PM   #36
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I won't lie, the coincidence of this happening and the asteroid that's supposed to just miss us tomorrow has me a little creeped out.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:43 PM   #37
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I won't lie, the coincidence of this happening and the asteroid that's supposed to just miss us tomorrow has me a little creeped out.

I believe it is actually supposed to miss us (come closest) today. I certainly hope it will also miss us tomorrow.
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I always assumed that if a meteorite was going to hit the Earth, some scientists would have known about it in advance. Am I underestimating them?

Well, I believe that a program to track possible meteor strikes is one of those things that we never funded. I remember scientists imploring NASA or the feds to put the money into that but I don't think it happened, more more likely they got a skeleton funding htat's not actually going to help.
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Well, I believe that a program to track possible meteor strikes is one of those things that we never funded. I remember scientists imploring NASA or the feds to put the money into that but I don't think it happened, more more likely they got a skeleton funding htat's not actually going to help.
NASA's Near-Earth Object Program at JPL is the center tracking the asteroid that passed by today. Whether the funding is sufficient is a judgement call. I suppose you could have an infinite number of telescopes searching for NEOs and never find them all. They seem to be doing an adequate job in at least giving us warning, although I seem to recall a decent size object whizzed by between here and the moon a few weeks ago that was undetected until it passed the moon.

But finding an object the size that hit Russia today is still going to be random luck. Trying to spot a 50-foot object from a few hundred thousand miles away? That's just luck if you find it.
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:56 PM   #40
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But finding an object the size that hit Russia today is still going to be random luck. Trying to spot a 50-foot object from a few hundred thousand miles away? That's just luck if you find it.

Ya, I was kind of assuming this was a more minor smaller meteor that wouldn't be on the radar of scientists primarily looking for extinction-event type meteors, but then I read that today's meteor was the largest to reach the earth's atmosphere since the 1908 Siberia one. So it was a pretty big deal and could have done some major damage - though the Siberia one was 5-10 times bigger.
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I didn't realize this thread was bumped and my first though was, "Again??"
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Old 03-25-2013, 02:19 PM   #46
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You know, meteor strike probably wouldn't be that bad a way to die, as long as it was unexpected.
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Old 03-25-2013, 02:32 PM   #47
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well, at least something came of the star wars program. iranian meteor inbound in 3..2..
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I didn't realize this thread was bumped and my first though was, "Again??"

We had a scene a few nights ago - apparently very visible in the Annapolis area, and maybe broader than that, it appears.

Possible Meteor Spotted in Odenton, Along Eastern Seaboard - Odenton-Severn, MD Patch
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Yeah, that one was seen here in Jersey as well. Can't remember the link where I saw it but I know it was pretty clearly seen even further north than us as well.
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