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Old 07-06-2013, 02:35 PM   #1
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Soccer, still winning the crazy fandom award

Referee beheaded after killing player in Brazil - ESPN FC

To think we complain about shady and terrible refs in the sports we watch. Yeah, at least they don't go stabbing players. This of course is merely the warm up to fans going out and beheading the ref, putting his head on a stake, and then planting it in the middle of the field.
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:38 PM   #2
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"Actions likes this do not collaborate with the legality of state law."

I know it's been wrung through translation and all, but this is just awesome in its full context.
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Old 07-06-2013, 02:41 PM   #3
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Yeah you know if a crazy umpire stabbed Yadier Molina or Allen Craig I'm not sure I'd be cool with murdering him, beheading him, and placing his head in center field. I think Brazil is gradually seeing it's world cup and Olympic futures slip away.
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Old 07-06-2013, 03:13 PM   #4
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Old 07-06-2013, 03:36 PM   #5
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I wonder if Ron cherry is too old to learn to ref soccer?
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Old 07-06-2013, 03:44 PM   #6
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I can see maybe if a ref has a problem with a player in the heat of the moment, he stabs him. OK, not good, but people get mad and a little stabby sometimes. But how do you spend your afternoon watching an amateur soccer game, one minute, you're just taking in the game, and then the next minute, your're decapitating a guy?

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Old 07-06-2013, 04:02 PM   #7
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Not just decapitating, they cut of his arms and legs. The autopsy video is interesting. And I think the first reports said they put his head on a spike at midfield. Since when are there spikes at midfield?
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:03 PM   #8
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Maybe I won't ref youth soccer this year.
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:04 PM   #9
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Not just decapitating, they cut of his arms and legs. The autopsy video is interesting. And I think the first reports said they put his head on a spike at midfield. Since when are there spikes at midfield?

I think maybe at rural Brazilian soccer games the fans bring their own spikes, just in case.
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:07 PM   #10
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Maybe I won't ref youth soccer this year.



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Old 07-06-2013, 04:47 PM   #11
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I think maybe at rural Brazilian soccer games the fans bring their own spikes, just in case.

This sounds like a scene straight out of fucking Bloodbowl.
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:47 PM   #12
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Dola and they have an autopsy video?
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Old 07-06-2013, 04:56 PM   #13
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Old 07-06-2013, 05:09 PM   #14
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Dola and they have an autopsy video?

Maybe he was just referring to cell phone camera footage taken by the fans. I mean, they conducted an autopsy, of sorts.

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Old 07-06-2013, 05:25 PM   #15
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Maybe he was just referring to cell phone camera footage taken by the fans. I mean, they conducted an autopsy, of sorts.

I could totally picture this too, even jostling each other for a better angle. People have gone insane.
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:33 PM   #16
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Everyone loses their head now and again.
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Old 07-06-2013, 06:44 PM   #17
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Old 07-07-2013, 10:37 AM   #18
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Yikes! Don't worry. Footage isn't contained in this story, but does have a link to it.

Decapitated referee: Graphic video of referee being reconstructed goes viral - Columbia Events | Examiner.com
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:06 AM   #19
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Welp, I've reached the point in my life where I can watch a video of doctors autopsying a dismembered man and the main thing I take away from it is that the nurses are hot.
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:07 AM   #20
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Also, I like how they put his feet between his legs.
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:41 AM   #21
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I still don't understand how fans were allowed to interact with the ref for that long of a period of time. The article mentions they didn't start stoning him until the reports of the player being dead came back. So they went after him, tied him down, tortured him, and then only started to stone him after the reports came back and finally killed him.
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:43 AM   #22
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I still don't understand how fans were allowed to interact with the ref for that long of a period of time. The article mentions they didn't start stoning him until the reports of the player being dead came back. So they went after him, tied him down, tortured him, and then only started to stone him after the reports came back and finally killed him.

There's a reason officials normally run out of the stadium after the game. Evidently, this 20 year old hadn't figured that out quite yet.
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:01 PM   #23
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There's a reason officials normally run out of the stadium after the game. Evidently, this 20 year old hadn't figured that out quite yet.

It was an amateur match in a small poor village, I doubt there was any stadium to run out of. The ref was a 19 or 20 year old with no training who was either carrying a knife or went home to get a knife before coming back and stabbing the player.
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:23 PM   #24
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It was an amateur match in a small poor village, I doubt there was any stadium to run out of. The ref was a 19 or 20 year old with no training who was either carrying a knife or went home to get a knife before coming back and stabbing the player.

I was joking. With that said, if he's carrying a knife to a soccer match he's officiating, I'm guessing that this isn't the first time that things might have gotten out of hand.
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:24 PM   #25
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I was joking. With that said, if he's carrying a knife to a soccer match he's officiating, I'm guessing that this isn't the first time that things might have gotten out of hand.

Maybe strap on an AK next time?
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:34 PM   #26
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Maybe strap on an AK next time?

Yes, he obviously made the mistake of bring a knife to a lynching.
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Old 07-07-2013, 12:48 PM   #27
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Welp, I've reached the point in my life where I can watch a video of doctors autopsying a dismembered man and the main thing I take away from it is that the nurses are hot.

A little chubby, but yeah, pretty much.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:16 PM   #28
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Old 07-07-2013, 03:23 PM   #29
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Welp, I've reached the point in my life where I can watch a video of doctors autopsying a dismembered man and the main thing I take away from it is that the nurses are hot.

I'm not sure whether to shake my head or laugh at that.

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