Oh those germans and their safety videos

Ragone · 11-30-2003, 10:59 PM

home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/files/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv

JeeberD · 11-30-2003, 11:18 PM

Wow. I was thinking that Klaus needed to find a safer job, but I don't think that he needs to worry about that now...

That can't be real, can it? There's something to be said for humour in the workplace, but that got plain outrageous...

samifan24 · 11-30-2003, 11:19 PM

Wow....that was, um, interesting.....

tucker342 · 11-30-2003, 11:29 PM

ummm wow....

MikeVic · 11-30-2003, 11:49 PM

... wow...

mckerney · 11-30-2003, 11:53 PM

I took 3 years of German classes, and I only understood the parts where people had limbs cut off, got cut in half, impaled on forklifts, etc.

mckerney · 11-30-2003, 11:54 PM

Dola:

The blood spraying from hand stumps was very effective.

Suicane75 · 12-01-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by mckerney
Dola:

The blood spraying from hand stumps was very effective.

Yeah, but at least he put the hooks on himself and was ready to get back to work, I take it workmans comp isnt so big in Germany?

Ragone · 12-01-2003, 12:08 AM

i took nearly 6 years of german.. and after..

Das ist Klaus.. i was lost

JeeberD · 12-01-2003, 12:12 AM

LOL...

I lived in Germany for seven years, took German the entire time I lived there, took it in high school and college too, and I understood just a little bit more than you.

I think I understand more Spanish than German now, but when I try to speak one I always wind up throwing in words from the other. Confuses the hell out of the Mexican cooks we have...

mckerney · 12-01-2003, 12:17 AM

I'm going to start taking Spanish because chances are I'll need to pass a langauge test to graduate college, and what's the difference being I don't even know the German alphabet. My biggest problem with taking a foreign language is I butcher the English language on a daily basis, why should I be expected to know how to speak another language well. Secondly, I make up words when I'm speaking English, how come in second langauge classes they never let me make up words?

Markus Heinsohn · 12-01-2003, 01:34 AM

LOL

OK, this is definitely something that was done in the early 90's, where black british humor was kind of cool here. The narrator always stays calm and is known here from documentation series and education films of the past...

I thought it was really funny!

The_herd · 12-01-2003, 01:52 AM

Stationed in Germany for 3 years, only learned enough to say the numbers on the McDonald's menu. I didn't understand a word of it.

Fritz · 12-01-2003, 06:08 AM

I WANT TO BE A FORKLIFT DRIVER!

fantastic flying froggies · 12-01-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Fritz
I WANT TO BE A PORK LIFT DRIVER!

Hmm, something you wanna tell us Fritz ?

cuervo72 · 12-01-2003, 11:30 AM

Is it true that Germans put real candles on their Christmas trees? That seems pretty unsafe to me.

KevinNU7 · 12-01-2003, 11:40 AM

OK that was hilarious and was probably a joke that some show did making fun of training videos. I can't see a really company doing that with the two guys riding off into the sunset. Needless to say I had a forklift license back in my high school days and this video easly trumped the crap one we had to watch back then.

11-30-2003, 11:18 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Wow. I was thinking that Klaus needed to find a safer job, but I don't think that he needs to worry about that now... That can't be real, can it? There's something to be said for humour in the workplace, but that got plain outrageous... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-30-2003, 11:19 PM	#3
samifan24 Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: NC	Wow....that was, um, interesting..... __________________ "You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball...and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." -Jim Bouton

12-01-2003, 12:12 AM	#10
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	LOL... I lived in Germany for seven years, took German the entire time I lived there, took it in high school and college too, and I understood just a little bit more than you. I think I understand more Spanish than German now, but when I try to speak one I always wind up throwing in words from the other. Confuses the hell out of the Mexican cooks we have... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-01-2003, 01:52 AM	#13
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Stationed in Germany for 3 years, only learned enough to say the numbers on the McDonald's menu. I didn't understand a word of it. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs Last edited by The_herd : 12-01-2003 at 01:52 AM.

12-01-2003, 06:08 AM	#14
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I WANT TO BE A FORKLIFT DRIVER! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

11-30-2003, 11:29 PM	#4
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	ummm wow....

11-30-2003, 11:49 PM	#5
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	... wow...

11-30-2003, 11:53 PM	#6
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I took 3 years of German classes, and I only understood the parts where people had limbs cut off, got cut in half, impaled on forklifts, etc.

11-30-2003, 11:54 PM	#7
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Dola: The blood spraying from hand stumps was very effective.

12-01-2003, 12:08 AM	#9
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	i took nearly 6 years of german.. and after.. Das ist Klaus.. i was lost

12-01-2003, 12:17 AM	#11
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'm going to start taking Spanish because chances are I'll need to pass a langauge test to graduate college, and what's the difference being I don't even know the German alphabet. My biggest problem with taking a foreign language is I butcher the English language on a daily basis, why should I be expected to know how to speak another language well. Secondly, I make up words when I'm speaking English, how come in second langauge classes they never let me make up words?

12-01-2003, 01:34 AM	#12
Markus Heinsohn OOTP Developments Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Germany	LOL OK, this is definitely something that was done in the early 90's, where black british humor was kind of cool here. The narrator always stays calm and is known here from documentation series and education films of the past... I thought it was really funny!

12-01-2003, 11:30 AM	#16
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Is it true that Germans put real candles on their Christmas trees? That seems pretty unsafe to me. __________________ null

12-01-2003, 11:40 AM	#17
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	OK that was hilarious and was probably a joke that some show did making fun of training videos. I can't see a really company doing that with the two guys riding off into the sunset. Needless to say I had a forklift license back in my high school days and this video easly trumped the crap one we had to watch back then. __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

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