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Old 04-04-2016, 08:55 AM   #1
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Another Puzzler from Real Life

In the spirit of QS's recent puzzles taken from his life, I present the following puzzle from my life. I will keep it pretty bare bones to start and provide little hints as needed.

A couple of summers ago, I had occasion to look over at my wife and comment "You know, Alabama being so uptight actually managed to save us from probably having to clean up a big mess." She agreed.

What was the situation?

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Old 04-04-2016, 09:30 AM   #2
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Alabama could be a person?

Job opportunity that fell through in Alabama, and based on events it ended up being a blessing in disguise?
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Old 04-04-2016, 09:46 AM   #3
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Alabama is the state.
Nothing about a job.
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Old 04-04-2016, 09:48 AM   #4
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:43 AM   #5
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Is it something to do with Alabama's sodomy laws?
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:45 AM   #6
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:47 AM   #7
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:49 AM   #8
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Nothing about sex, sodamatastic or otherwise :-)

Small hints:

It was summer.
My parents live in New Orleans.
We live in North Carolina.
At the time, our kids were 6 and 3.
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:40 AM   #9
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The band Alabama refused your parents desire to stage a family cover of "Mountain Music" somewhere in North Carolina.
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:55 AM   #10
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So, I'm, thinking this is a drive, otherwise why mention the locations?

Maybe a drive/fly dilemma? Something Alabama did or screwed up moved the family to fly instead of drive? (Nothing coming to mind)

Summer must be relevant.

"Clean up a big mess" is obviously odd phrasing, though, for any of the above.
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:55 AM   #11
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...and I think albionmoonlight may have coined a new word.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:01 PM   #12
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So, I'm, thinking this is a drive, otherwise why mention the locations?

Yes.

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Maybe a drive/fly dilemma? Something Alabama did or screwed up moved the family to fly instead of drive? (Nothing coming to mind)

not a drive/fly thing.

We were on a drive with children.

The Alabama uptightness was manifest in a law. We ended up benefiting from a completely unintended consequence of the law.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:04 PM   #13
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I doubt it will help much, but this website is a goldmine anyway.

Dumb Laws in Alabama. Crazy Alabama Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

Examples that could have a humorous link to the puzzle:

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:07 PM   #14
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Were the kids sick?

Do you have a dog? Does Alabama prevent driving with dogs?
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:12 PM   #15
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Were the kids sick?

Do you have a dog? Does Alabama prevent driving with dogs?

No dog.

Kids were not sick, but asking if they were sick is in the right ballpark.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:14 PM   #16
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Did they need to go to the bathroom.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:17 PM   #17
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You arrive at an Alabama amusement/water park on your way to see the parents. You learn they have some kind of age/height requirement, so you couldn't take the kids on the rides. Ten minutes down the road your kid says he's not feeling well. You stop off and he/she shits in a controlled environment, instead of all over you/others on a ride.

eta: change in direction of bodily function in response to recent information

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Old 04-04-2016, 12:31 PM   #18
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Did they need to go to the bathroom.

Yes.

Also, we were headed back from NOLA to NC. And, because it was summer, we were taking a different route than one might expect.
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Old 04-04-2016, 12:55 PM   #19
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I doubt it will help much, but this website is a goldmine anyway.

Dumb Laws in Alabama. Crazy Alabama Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

Examples that could have a humorous link to the puzzle:

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Men who deflower a virgin, regardless of age or marital status may serve up to five years in prison.

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Old 04-04-2016, 12:56 PM   #20
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Sorry, no guess on the puzzle, just found that one amusing.
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:06 PM   #21
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Small hints:

It was summer.
My parents live in New Orleans.
We live in North Carolina.
At the time, our kids were 6 and 3.
Yeah, this is all still pointing to the sodomy thing.
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:15 PM   #22
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Many years ago...We drove across on the I-20 (from Loiusiana to South Carolina) and before hitting Birmingham(?) I asked if anybody had to go....kids said, "Nope" then we hit traffic and the older one changed his mind and went....before I could get out of traffic...we didn't avoid a mess and apparently it's because I didn't realize how uptight Alabama is....
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:46 PM   #23
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Unexciting guess...

It was the presence of the weird Alabama uptight law that forced A & Mrs A to get the kids to ten to their business while still in LA, rather than risk a drive into Al (where things might not have been available).

Something like public restrooms must be locked or monitored... because, uh, maybe...teh ghey?
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:53 PM   #24
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another hint:

Because it was summer, Ms. A wanted to see some North Alabama waterfalls/swimming holes. So we ended up going out of our way and taking state highways and backroads instead of the interstate for the part of the trip that is relevant to this puzzler.
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Old 04-04-2016, 01:55 PM   #25
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...and here we are back to sodomy.
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Old 04-04-2016, 02:01 PM   #26
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Something about kids without a real bathing suit being unable to swim in a pool. You're kid then pooped their pants and it would have been in the water, had Alabama not been so uptight?
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Old 04-04-2016, 03:50 PM   #27
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Does the answer involve Leakesville?
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Old 04-04-2016, 03:57 PM   #28
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The law in question has absolutely nothing to do with sanitation or bathrooms or kids.

But, because of the law, a bathroom happened to be present right when we needed it to.
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:10 PM   #29
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:26 PM   #30
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No confetti
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:27 PM   #31
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Some sort of inspection or checkpoint you got stuck at and your kid just happened to have an emergency right there and then?
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:36 PM   #32
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Alabama requires private restrooms at all public swimming locales?
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Old 04-04-2016, 04:41 PM   #33
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Nothing to do with swimming.
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:11 PM   #34
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Nothing to do with swimming.

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...and here we are back to sodomy.

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Old 04-04-2016, 05:45 PM   #35
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Alabama has a weird carseat rule or something. You realized you didn't comply and had to go to Wal Mart, where you took advantage of the facilities?
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:50 PM   #36
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Ok. Here's a guess-

Your wife wanted to check out the Bain's Gap waterfall which is near Anniston, Alabama. You walk around, but the park is still in its infancy and has no restroom facilities. So you head towards town and stop at Noble Street. Noble Street has an archaic rule against wearing jeans. So instead you quickly head up a side street and find a easy to access restaurant with a bathroom.

-Just a guess here, but I'll be disappointed if it's not correct

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Old 04-04-2016, 06:16 PM   #37
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Dola-

If my answer is correct, and it being summer, you're likely outing some member of your party as a jorts wearer, FYI.

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Old 04-05-2016, 08:24 AM   #38
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No jorts

I'll provide a bit more framework.

We were coming back from visiting Grandma and Grandpa.

Because of the waterfall detour, we were driving along state highways as we left Alabama.

As kids are wont to do, my oldest suddenly needed to go #2 "really really bad"

At that time, we were not on the interstate with decently available exits, but were in the middle of nowhere with no facilities of any sort in sight (and no easy/obvious place to pull over and try and go into the bushes).

Suddenly, an oasis of convenience stores/bathrooms appeared. Crisis was averted.

These stores all happened to be just over the state line in Georgia.

There were there as a direct result of an Alabama law that had nothing to do with gas stations or bathrooms.
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:45 AM   #39
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So I'm guessing it's some sort of zoning, franchising, or tax law in Alabama. I looked up their sales tax, that's probably not it.

Even with the spoon feeding clues at this point, I still don't have it in focus. Sorry.
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:51 AM   #40
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At the time, I actually used the word "uptight," and, in context, Mrs. A knew what I meant.

In reality, a word like "puritanical" is probably closer to the mark.

Also, part of the reason I knew that these stores were in Georgia is that they all had big signs advertising something available there that is not available in Alabama.

(And, again, this has nothing to do with sex).
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:15 AM   #41
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Fireworks?
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:16 AM   #42
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Nice.
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:23 AM   #43
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Not fireworks, but close enough.

Lottery tickets.

Alabama does not have a lottery. So, on this state highway in the middle of nowhere, several convenience stores popped up right across the state line selling Georgia lottery tickets.

So my son got to make it to a bathroom, and a potential big mess was avoided.
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Old 04-05-2016, 09:47 AM   #44
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Also nice.
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Old 04-05-2016, 02:11 PM   #45
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Figured it'd be either lottery or fireworks when you brought up the state line.
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