FOFC Nuclear Missile Silo?

EagleFan · 12-13-2011, 04:40 PM

We could be getting close to taking over the world by now...

Bottom Line - Listing of the Week: Own your own missile silo

DaddyTorgo · 12-13-2011, 04:47 PM

Yes!!

Seriously - if we want a place to survive the forthcoming zombie apocalypse, or other disasters, this is probably the best bet.

cubboyroy1826 · 12-13-2011, 05:06 PM

Bamm I am ready to get in on the purchase of this sucker.

PurdueBrad · 12-13-2011, 05:13 PM

I'm in but I recommend that each floor of the silo has its own signature drink:

1'st floor: Captain and Coke
2'nd floor: Margaritas
3'rd floor: Craft beer
4'th floor: Pina Coladas (mainly for the women Pumpy is bringing over)
etc.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 05:15 PM

PurdueBrad just went up a few slots on my favorites list.

DaddyTorgo · 12-13-2011, 07:10 PM

Straight up...I'm in.

stevew · 12-13-2011, 07:16 PM

Saw this the other day and really wanted it. The asking price is way too high. Maybe if win the lotto. I wonder if it could be converted into a bed and breakfast.

DaddyTorgo · 12-13-2011, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Saw this the other day and really wanted it. The asking price is way too high. Maybe if win the lotto. I wonder if it could be converted into a bed and breakfast.

If there's a bunch of us and we do it as an LLC...we could get a mortgage probably. And I think it could be a B&B/rental property fairly easily, and it has that unique draw.

Rizon · 12-13-2011, 07:22 PM

Not hot. I personally have met at least 200 nuclear missile silos that are better looking.

JediKooter · 12-13-2011, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Not hot. I personally have met at least 200 nuclear missile silos that are better looking.

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Marc Vaughan · 12-13-2011, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I'm in but I recommend that each floor of the silo has its own signature drink:

1'st floor: Captain and Coke
2'nd floor: Margaritas
3'rd floor: Craft beer
4'th floor: Pina Coladas (mainly for the women Pumpy is bringing over)
etc.

Let me know which one is the Southern Comfort floor so I can book my seat ...

Mizzou B-ball fan · 12-13-2011, 09:42 PM

Pretty expensive silo there. They've sold a lot of missile silos here in Missouri. Quite a few homes in silos in this part of the U.S.

Dr. Sak · 12-13-2011, 09:51 PM

Given the fact that TK is a rocket scientist and I work as an Engineer in the Nuclear industry...this could be our first step toward world domination...

Or we could turn it into some elaborate drinking place...

Your choice.

EagleFan · 12-13-2011, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Sak

Given the fact that TK is a rocket scientist and I work as an Engineer in the Nuclear industry...this could be our first step toward world domination...

Or we could turn it into some elaborate drinking place...

Your choice.

Why does it have to be one OR the other?

molson · 12-13-2011, 10:43 PM

I bet we could put up the same kind of thing with a lot less money if we agree on a town and we all show up with shovels.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-16-2011, 05:15 PM

So I'm here on the 4th floor by myself. When are you guys comin' over?

RomaGoth · 12-16-2011, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

So I'm here on the 4th floor by myself. When are you guys comin' over?

Shit, no women? Disappointed in you Pumpy.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-16-2011, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Shit, no women? Disappointed in you Pumpy.

They'll be back in like an hour. They watched me bowl for a while, said they had to go downstairs for a bit, and grabbed some Kleenex on the way out. Not sure what that's about.

Tigercat · 12-16-2011, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

So I'm here on the 4th floor by myself. When are you guys comin' over?

Duh, schedule a meeting time for us on Outlook. Like anyone here knows what time parties start in a missile silo.

Grover · 12-16-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I'm in but I recommend that each floor of the silo has its own signature drink:

1'st floor: Captain and Coke
2'nd floor: Margaritas
3'rd floor: Craft beer
4'th floor: Pina Coladas (mainly for the women Pumpy is bringing over)
etc.

What? No whiskey!? Heresy.

sterlingice · 12-20-2011, 06:44 AM

Between this and our aircraft carrier, we probably would have more of a military than a lot of small countries

SI

EagleFan · 12-20-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Between this and our aircraft carrier, we probably would have more of a military than a lot of small countries

SI

Don't forget the nuclear sub too, and I think there was a second sub and castle. We could be our own country by now with enough military might to take over some of the smaller countries.

Soon..... Global Domination!!!!!

sterlingice · 12-20-2011, 10:55 AM

Someone needs to compile a list of all of the threads where we've talked about buying something wacky

In fact, best I can do in chronological order in a couple of minutes:

* Aircraft Carrier: Aircraft Carrier for sale! - Front Office Football Central
* Jet: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central
* Missile Launcher: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central
*Island: Want to buy an island in the pacific? - Front Office Football Central
*Missile Silo: Any1 have an extra 1.5 mil? - Front Office Football Central
*Another Aircraft Carrier: Another aircraft carrier for sale - Front Office Football Central
*Another Missile Silo: FOFC Nuclear Missile Silo? - Front Office Football Central

Looks like we need some more variety. So far we have an island with 2 docked aircraft carriers- one with a jet and another with a crazy guy with a missile launcher. For land forces, we have two missile silos.

SI

EagleFan · 12-20-2011, 12:10 PM

Could have sworn I remember at least one, if not two threads about subs.

JediKooter · 12-20-2011, 12:31 PM

And maybe a castle?

sterlingice · 12-20-2011, 12:55 PM

Well, post 'em if you've got 'em

SI

JediKooter · 12-20-2011, 01:19 PM

Found it:

Time to add a castle to our inventory FOFC - Front Office Football Central

gstelmack · 12-20-2011, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Between this and our aircraft carrier, we probably would have more of a military than a lot of small countries

SI

Plese note that the nuclear missle for this silo costs extra...

JediKooter · 12-20-2011, 01:51 PM

We should have someone do a 3D rendering of our island with everything else on the list.

cartman · 12-20-2011, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

We should have someone do a 3D rendering of our island with everything else on the list.

In other news, Tropico 4 is part of the sale today on Steam.

sterlingice · 12-20-2011, 02:30 PM

Now I want to start an interactive FOFC dynasty. Hmm...

SI

cartman · 12-20-2011, 02:45 PM

I wanted to buy a missile silo, but all I got was the shaft.

JediKooter · 12-20-2011, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

In other news, Tropico 4 is part of the sale today on Steam.

Sweet!

EagleFan · 12-20-2011, 05:17 PM

There's even a recent opening for Dictator, maybe we can expand out sphere of influense.

RomaGoth · 12-20-2011, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Looks like we need some more variety. So far we have an island with 2 docked aircraft carriers- one with a jet and another with a crazy guy with a missile launcher. For land forces, we have two missile silos.

SI

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Autumn · 12-20-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

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I checked them out. I didn't like the look of their ankles, I think we should keep looking.

gstelmack · 05-04-2012, 08:50 AM

Stealth warship!

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JPhillips · 05-04-2012, 09:00 AM

This is bullshit!

Quote:

Which means if you submit the highest bid, you won't be taking the 118-foot-long, 499-ton Sea Shadow for a three-hour tour with Gilligan and the Skipper.

"The ex-Sea Shadow shall be disposed of by completely dismantling and scrapping within the U.S.A. Dismantling is defined as reducing the property such as it has no value except for its basic material content," read the conditions on the GSA auction site.

That seems to have dampened the interest of evil madmen bent on world domination.

lighthousekeeper · 09-16-2016, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Someone needs to compile a list of all of the threads where we've talked about buying something wacky

In fact, best I can do in chronological order in a couple of minutes:

* Aircraft Carrier: Aircraft Carrier for sale! - Front Office Football Central
* Jet: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central
* Missile Launcher: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central
*Island: Want to buy an island in the pacific? - Front Office Football Central
*Missile Silo: Any1 have an extra 1.5 mil? - Front Office Football Central
*Another Aircraft Carrier: Another aircraft carrier for sale - Front Office Football Central
*Another Missile Silo: FOFC Nuclear Missile Silo? - Front Office Football Central

Looks like we need some more variety. So far we have an island with 2 docked aircraft carriers- one with a jet and another with a crazy guy with a missile launcher. For land forces, we have two missile silos.

SI

I got you bro

You can now buy a real D-Day Tank

CU Tiger · 09-16-2016, 01:18 PM

Ha We bought a former Military Issue H1 for $3,500 about 3 months ago.

Trying to get it titled now. Its an ordeal. But my kids LOVE riding around the farm in a military hummer.

12-13-2011, 04:47 PM	#2
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12-13-2011, 05:13 PM	#4
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	I'm in but I recommend that each floor of the silo has its own signature drink: 1'st floor: Captain and Coke 2'nd floor: Margaritas 3'rd floor: Craft beer 4'th floor: Pina Coladas (mainly for the women Pumpy is bringing over) etc. Last edited by PurdueBrad : 12-13-2011 at 05:17 PM.

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	PurdueBrad just went up a few slots on my favorites list. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-13-2011, 10:43 PM	#15
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I bet we could put up the same kind of thing with a lot less money if we agree on a town and we all show up with shovels. Last edited by molson : 12-13-2011 at 10:43 PM.

12-16-2011, 05:15 PM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	So I'm here on the 4th floor by myself. When are you guys comin' over? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-13-2011, 05:06 PM	#3
cubboyroy1826 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2002	Bamm I am ready to get in on the purchase of this sucker.

12-13-2011, 07:10 PM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Straight up...I'm in.

12-13-2011, 07:16 PM	#7
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Saw this the other day and really wanted it. The asking price is way too high. Maybe if win the lotto. I wonder if it could be converted into a bed and breakfast.

12-13-2011, 09:42 PM	#12
Mizzou B-ball fan General Manager Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO	Pretty expensive silo there. They've sold a lot of missile silos here in Missouri. Quite a few homes in silos in this part of the U.S.

12-13-2011, 09:51 PM	#13
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Given the fact that TK is a rocket scientist and I work as an Engineer in the Nuclear industry...this could be our first step toward world domination... Or we could turn it into some elaborate drinking place... Your choice.

12-20-2011, 06:44 AM	#21
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Between this and our aircraft carrier, we probably would have more of a military than a lot of small countries SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-20-2011, 10:55 AM	#23
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Someone needs to compile a list of all of the threads where we've talked about buying something wacky In fact, best I can do in chronological order in a couple of minutes: * Aircraft Carrier: Aircraft Carrier for sale! - Front Office Football Central * Jet: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central * Missile Launcher: Need a jet for that aircraft carrier? - Front Office Football Central Island: Want to buy an island in the pacific? - Front Office Football Central Missile Silo: Any1 have an extra 1.5 mil? - Front Office Football Central Another Aircraft Carrier: Another aircraft carrier for sale - Front Office Football Central Another Missile Silo: FOFC Nuclear Missile Silo? - Front Office Football Central Looks like we need some more variety. So far we have an island with 2 docked aircraft carriers- one with a jet and another with a crazy guy with a missile launcher. For land forces, we have two missile silos. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-20-2011, 12:10 PM	#24
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Could have sworn I remember at least one, if not two threads about subs. __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	And maybe a castle? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-20-2011, 12:55 PM	#26
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Well, post 'em if you've got 'em SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-20-2011, 01:19 PM	#27
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Found it: Time to add a castle to our inventory FOFC - Front Office Football Central __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-20-2011, 01:51 PM	#29
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	We should have someone do a 3D rendering of our island with everything else on the list. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

12-20-2011, 02:30 PM	#31
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Now I want to start an interactive FOFC dynasty. Hmm... SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-20-2011, 02:45 PM	#32
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I wanted to buy a missile silo, but all I got was the shaft. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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