IWS 241:Halloween 2016 RESULTS

[stevew]

Stupid is in a festive mood for the Halloween season, but is faced with a bounty of conundrums and challenges:

1. Stupid has a teenage daughter who looks way too old for her age. She walks down the stairs in her costume, ready to leave for the party. Stupid makes it clear that in no uncertain terms will she be leaving his house dressed like that. What was she dressed as?


(slutty?) Nurse-5
Harley Quinn-3
Hooker-2
Devil-2
French Maid-1

2. Stupid's grade school aged kiddos come home from fleecing the neighborhood for candy. Stupid always mandates that he do a "needle check" on all the candy before giving it to the kids. In reality, this is just a ploy to steal this specific type of candy from his kids.

The eliminator-

Snickers-8
Circus Peanuts-1
Milky Way-1
M&Ms-1
Full Size Candy Bar-1
Reeses-1(BTW, this is the correct answer)



3. It's 4 days after Halloween and Stupid's kids have eaten all the good stuff. While the kids are at school, Stupid looks at their bag of remaining candy and what type of candy is left that the kiddos haven't eaten.

Candy Corn-5
Tootsie Rolls-2
Sweet Tarts-2
Twizzlers-1
Hard Candy(cocktail mix?)-1
Smarties-1
Licorice-1




4. Stupid is really unaware that scary movies can be dangerous to his kids. So he sits down to watch a scary film with his kids that is totally inappropriate. Since they've already seen Halloween and all of its sequels, Nightmare on Elm Street and all of its sequels, and Friday the 13th and all of its sequels, listing any of these 3 franchises is a totally unacceptable answer to the question, "what film did they watch together".

Exorcist-3
Saw-3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre-1
The Thing-1
Seven-1
Night of the living dead-1
Conjuring-1
Leprechaun-1
Paranormal Activity-1



5. The message hasn't quite filtered down to stupid that dressing in brown/blackface is NOT an acceptable societal norm. Since his inappropriate friend/friend's wife are going as the Obamas, he must find another actor/singer/person of color to dress up. Who does he dress up as?

Kanye-5
Bill Cosby-2
Beyonce-2
Prince-2
Michael Jackson-1
Colin Kaepernick-1



6. Mr. and Mrs. stevew celebrated a wedding anniversary recently. How long have they been married(correct answers to this question will be treated the same as the most popular answer)

20 Years-4(this is the correct answer)
10 years-4
15 years-3
14 years-1
5 years-1


Dies in the first scene
Finkenst- .02%
Nilodor- .2%
Ntndeacon 1%
Cartman 1.7%

Stabbed while wandering off
Umbrella 3.1%
Claphasma 3.6%
CrimsonFox 4%
Toddzilla 4%






Killed while having a "romantic interlude"
JeeberD 8%
Timmae 8%
Albionmoonlight 8%






Survived, but badly injured
jbergey22 13.2%



Killed the baddie and bedded the hot chick in the movie!
Butter 40%

[timmae]

Damn you Kanye! This was a fun one! Grats Butter!!

[Butter]

Think I did prostitute on Number 1 and nailed the rest. Nice!

Didn't get a lot of responses, but I thought this was a good one. Thanks!

[Umbrella]

There were a couple of these that I was pretty certain I would be eliminated on, but Reese's was not one of them.

[JeeberD]

#3 is BULLSHIT. Candy Corn rulez, yo...

[JeeberD]

Dola -

Originally Posted by Umbrella

There were a couple of these that I was pretty certain I would be eliminated on, but Reese's was not one of them.

Reese's is the correct answer for me, too...but I thought that more people would go for Snickers and was right.

[QuikSand]

ping

[Butter]

Yeah sorry. I'll get one up Monday.

[Butter]

Tomorrow for sure.

[JeeberD]

Tick. Tock.

[Butter]

The day's not over.