Front Office Football Central  

Go Back   Front Office Football Central > Main Forums > Off Topic
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read Statistics

View Poll Results: How do you like your toast?
1 0 0%
2 0 0%
3 1 2.13%
4 2 4.26%
5 0 0%
6 2 4.26%
7 1 2.13%
8 1 2.13%
9 0 0%
10 0 0%
11 15 31.91%
12 6 12.77%
13 1 2.13%
14 3 6.38%
15 15 31.91%
16 0 0%
burnt trout 0 0%
Voters: 47. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 04-06-2017, 12:39 PM   #1
Easy Mac
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
How do you like your toast?

Please base it on the attached picture.



Any answer other than 11 will be deemed wrong, although I would be willing to hear an argument for 15 if it's double spaced.

Easy Mac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 12:41 PM   #2
cuervo72
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
I want something between 15 and 12.
__________________
null
cuervo72 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 12:50 PM   #3
Atocep
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Puyallup, WA
15 for me

My wife would consider 16 burnt though.
Atocep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 12:57 PM   #4
Logan
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
11 or 14 for me. Maybe 7 although it looks like an already dry bite would be even dryer.

Is this Nantz-inspired?
Logan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:16 PM   #5
Radii
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
The layout and numbering seriously bothers me. Why are 5 and 6 demonstrably more burnt than 3 and 4. 9 more burnt than 7 and 8, etc.


I do agree on 11 being optimal, though I'm far more open to imperfection here.
Radii is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:18 PM   #6
Easy Mac
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
Quote:
Originally Posted by Logan View Post
11 or 14 for me. Maybe 7 although it looks like an already dry bite would be even dryer.

Is this Nantz-inspired?

That it is.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Radii View Post
The layout and numbering seriously bothers me. Why are 5 and 6 demonstrably more burnt than 3 and 4. 9 more burnt than 7 and 8, etc.

I concur with this sentiment.
Easy Mac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:23 PM   #7
CU Tiger
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
8,11,14,15 are all acceptable to me I suppose.

But white toast?
No thanks.
CU Tiger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:28 PM   #8
Easy Mac
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
Quote:
Originally Posted by CU Tiger View Post
But white toast?
No thanks.

Easy Mac is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:42 PM   #9
JonInMiddleGA
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
15
__________________
"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis
JonInMiddleGA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:48 PM   #10
Logan
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NYC
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radii View Post
The layout and numbering seriously bothers me. Why are 5 and 6 demonstrably more burnt than 3 and 4. 9 more burnt than 7 and 8, etc.

That confused me too, but tilt it counterclockwise 45 degrees and it kind of snakes up and down from dark to light.
Logan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 01:50 PM   #11
Thomkal
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA
I liked the little burned edges on 7, so I can have a little burned taste.
__________________
Coastal Carolina Baseball-2016 National Champion!
10/17/20-Coastal Football ranked in Top 25 for first time!
Thomkal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 02:17 PM   #12
korme
Go Reds
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
Want to protest because white toast sucks
korme is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 02:45 PM   #13
Toddzilla
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
i messed up - I vote 4
Toddzilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 02:46 PM   #14
Toddzilla
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burke, VA
I like it...however your mom makes it the next morning.

BOOM!!
Toddzilla is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 04:07 PM   #15
CrescentMoonie
College Starter
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Earth, the semi-final frontier.
11
CrescentMoonie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 06:30 PM   #16
Drake
assmaster
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bloomington, IN
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA View Post
15

+1

11 would be acceptable but not optimal.

I could also do 12 if it's jam-only or peanut butter.

If anyone brought be 7 or 8, I would cut them with a rusty knife for failing to commit in either direction. I will not accept half measures.

Last edited by Drake : 04-06-2017 at 06:32 PM.
Drake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 07:02 PM   #17
Izulde
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
3 is ideal, though darker still is cool. All you people voting for those light things aren't eating toast. You're eating hard bread.
__________________
2006 Golden Scribe Nominee
2006 Golden Scribe Winner
Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

Rookie Writer of the Year
Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)
Izulde is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-06-2017, 08:13 PM   #18
NobodyHere
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
__________________
"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"
NobodyHere is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2017, 10:58 PM   #19
Julio Riddols
College Prospect
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
Damn, I didn't realize there was a visual aid. I voted 6 because I thought 6 was basically what 11 is.
__________________
Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused.

FUCK EA
Julio Riddols is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-2017, 01:41 AM   #20
stevew
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
7/8/11 but this numbering pisses me off.

Also depends on the kind of bread as I want a fresh baked loaf toasted a lot more than generic white bread.
stevew is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:20 AM.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.