Worst. Porn. Ever.

JPhillips · 03-18-2009, 03:34 PM

You know you want to touch yourself while listening to Bill O'Reilly reading clips from his soft porn novel.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...with_those.php

Sun Tzu · 03-18-2009, 04:14 PM

M GO BLUE!!! · 03-19-2009, 12:18 PM

The guys I work with at FOX are gonna love this.

cartman · 03-19-2009, 12:26 PM

"...and then I would take the other hand with that falafel thing..."

Big Fo · 03-19-2009, 12:32 PM

I can't wait for Olbermann to release his own soft porn novel and then brag that it sold 70% as well as O'Reilly's.

AENeuman · 10-23-2017, 02:44 PM

Who Knew!!!

Also, Bill's Times interview reminded me so much of 2005 Barry Bonds:

"I'm just tired, guys, really tired," Bonds said. "You wanted me to jump off the bridge -- I finally have jumped . . . You've finally done it, all of you. So now go pick a different person. I'm done."

"Me and my son are going to try to enjoy each other," he said, motioning to 15-year-old Nikolai sitting next to him. "That's all we've got. Everybody else has tried to destroy everything else that's supposedly positive or good."

03-18-2009, 04:14 PM	#2
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	__________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

03-19-2009, 12:26 PM	#4
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	"...and then I would take the other hand with that falafel thing..." __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

03-19-2009, 12:18 PM	#3
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	The guys I work with at FOX are gonna love this.

03-19-2009, 12:32 PM	#5
Big Fo Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005	I can't wait for Olbermann to release his own soft porn novel and then brag that it sold 70% as well as O'Reilly's.

10-23-2017, 02:44 PM	#6
AENeuman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SF	Who Knew!!! Also, Bill's Times interview reminded me so much of 2005 Barry Bonds: "I'm just tired, guys, really tired," Bonds said. "You wanted me to jump off the bridge -- I finally have jumped . . . You've finally done it, all of you. So now go pick a different person. I'm done." "Me and my son are going to try to enjoy each other," he said, motioning to 15-year-old Nikolai sitting next to him. "That's all we've got. Everybody else has tried to destroy everything else that's supposedly positive or good."

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