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Old 12-22-2020, 12:37 AM   #1
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IWS #249 - Election RESULTS are in! NO RECOUNTS!

Giuliani ain't holding a presser at the Sizzler about these results, yet here we are. 14 entries.

#1 - Trump will need a new job on 1/21/21. What is his new profession?

TV Personality / Pundit / Cable News - 7
Prisoner - 4
Network Owner - 1
Whore - 1
Writer - 1

Clearly a return to the Apprentice is in the cards, maybe he'll do it from Rikers.

#2 - Who is the first relative of Trump (not himself) to be indicted on either a state or federal level?

Don Jr. - 8
Jared Kushner - 4
Ivanka - 1
Eric - 1

No votes for Melania, eh? Barron? In any case, maybe Junior will have a cell near daddy.

#3 - Georgia shockingly turned blue in the 2020 election. What state will surprisingly turn blue in 2024?

Texas - 11
Florida - 2
North Carolina - 1

While writing the questions I thought "surprisingly" would be a wrench in the works. Stupid knows how to avoid wrenches apparently.

#4 - Other than Trump - who's busy doing whatever the answer was to #1 - who gets nominated by the GOP to run for president in 2024?

Don Jr. - 2
Mike Pence - 2
Tom Cotton - 2
Ivanka - 2
Nikki Haley - 1
Mitt Romney - 1
Ted Cruz - 1
Tucker Carlson - 1
Bill O'Reilly - 1
Josh Hawley - 1

I don't think even Steve Kornacki could have predicted this.

#5 - We all know Biden isn't long for this job (or this earth if we're being completely honest). How many months does Joe serve as POTUS?

48 months - 11
12 months - 2
18 months - 1

Stupid clearly doesn't quite understand just how old Joe Biden is.

#6 - After this IWS is completed, how many weeks until IWS #250 is kicked off?

1 week - 8
100 weeks - 1
52 weeks - 1
50 weeks - 1
10 weeks - 1
6 weeks - 1
2 weeks - 1

Stupid is nothing if not optimistic...

Failed to submit their paperwork on time:

CrimsonFox - 178
MIJB#19 - 178
Young Drachma - 616
tarcone - 847

Bounced early in the primary:

Butter - 1408
pyser - 3388

Major gaffe at the debate ended their candidacy:

chesapeake - 5632
lathum - 7744
albionmoonlight - 7744
jbergey22 - 9856

Took it all the way to the convention:

bitrock88 - 30976

Proud party nominee:

claphamsa - 54208

PLOT TWIST! ITS TOO CLOSE TO CALL!! We have a dead heat at the top:

Maple Leafs - 108416
Sublime 2 - 108416

So, we need to check the hanging chads and all that. In the spirit of Stupid, I declare the winner to be our candidate that said Don Jr. would both be the first to be indicted AND also be the next GOP nominee.

So Hail To The Chief! - sublime 2

and per your answer to question 6, your go at IWS #250 is due next week.

Thanks for playing everyone, it's nice to have Stupid back again.

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Old 12-22-2020, 07:28 AM   #2
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Old 12-22-2020, 05:05 PM   #3
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Congrats to Sublime.

Thanks to Toddzilla.
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Old 12-22-2020, 06:30 PM   #4
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Well, that put me certainly back in my place, huh?

Congrats, Maple Leafs and Sublime 2!
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Old 12-22-2020, 06:34 PM   #5
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I demand a recount, though. I think I got too many points.
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Old 12-23-2020, 08:51 AM   #6
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I was really confident in my answers, which is usually a death knell. But I'll take the W!

IWS #250 will be up soon!
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Old 12-23-2020, 09:48 AM   #7
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thanks for running this, i just flaked out but would be very glad if this came back for good
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Old 12-23-2020, 12:05 PM   #8
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This isn't over yet and anyone who says that is fake news.
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Old 12-23-2020, 10:44 PM   #9
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I'll time my concession speech for the middle of the night so that no one hears it.
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Old 12-24-2020, 05:34 PM   #10
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don jr over jared?????????????/
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Old 12-30-2020, 11:01 AM   #11
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Sublime 2 you're up
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Old 12-30-2020, 11:46 AM   #12
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Sublime 2 you're up

Yep, I haven't forgotten! I'm a commercial lender, so PPP round 2 has us all hands on deck to get prepped.

IWS #250 will be coming!
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