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Old 11-29-2021, 11:18 AM   #1
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Puzzle/Brainteaser from real life

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Yesterday, we decorated for Christmas. When we unpacked a wreath that we like, we noticed that a lot of the fun doo-dads had fallen off of it, but the structure of the wreath was otherwise fine.

As a direct result of that, my wife had a routine repetitive task this morning become slightly more inconvenient than it normally is.

What happened?

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Old 11-29-2021, 11:56 AM   #2
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Old 11-29-2021, 11:58 AM   #3
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My mind jumped to something like small christmas ornaments that look like breakfast cereal getting in the way of sorting out cereal for a picky kid or some other flavor of crazy parent hell. I know this doesn't quite work (like why wouldn't you have just picked up the doo-dads rather than risking the kid choking) but it's where my mind went.

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Old 11-29-2021, 11:59 AM   #4
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Old 11-29-2021, 12:50 PM   #5
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Christmas decorating was yesterday. I'm assuming the wreath unpacking and the doo-dad discovery was also yesterday, which rendered a next-day repetitive task slightly more inconvenient.

What could be this morning's routine repetitive task? Today's a work/school day. Making breakfast? Getting kids/self ready for the day? Packing lunch?
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Old 11-29-2021, 02:01 PM   #6
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It did involve repairing the wreath

It is an issue that she happened to discover in the morning, but it is not a "morning routine" issue.

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Old 11-29-2021, 02:16 PM   #7
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Ran out of scotch tape, which was needed for present wrapping?
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Old 11-29-2021, 02:20 PM   #8
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Ran out of ornament hangers, because you just had enough to hang ornaments for the tree, now used for reattaching the doo-dads on the wreath.
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Old 11-29-2021, 02:23 PM   #9
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Glitter in her hair. Washing her hair in the shower this morning took longer than normal.
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Old 11-29-2021, 02:39 PM   #10
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Does your wife own a flower shop or a bridal shop? Does this have anything to do with Quik's automobile collection?
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Old 11-29-2021, 02:43 PM   #11
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You threw some of the "fun doo-dads" away and they ripped a hole in the garbage bag that your wife was taking out.
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Old 11-29-2021, 03:07 PM   #12
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You threw some of the "fun doo-dads" away and they ripped a hole in the garbage bag that your wife was taking out.

that's good
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Old 11-29-2021, 04:12 PM   #13
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These are good, but mostly off the mark.

The thing that was made mildly more inconvenient this morning was not holiday related. It is something that she (and a lot of other people) do most every day.
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Old 11-29-2021, 04:12 PM   #14
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Glitter in her hair. Washing her hair in the shower this morning took longer than normal.

This is the answer that could probably most likely lead to further fruitful exploration.
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Old 11-29-2021, 04:59 PM   #15
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Any chance that the doo-dads fell back off when your wife took your dog out? Assuming it was hanging on the front door, I could imagine that being frustrating - especially in the morning when it is cold and parents are generally in a hurry.
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:02 PM   #16
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Doh! Had the window open for awhile before replying and missed the update.

How about glitter on her work shoes?
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:04 PM   #17
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This is the answer that could probably most likely lead to further fruitful exploration.

I think using fruitful here is a clue.

Something like the glitter somehow got into the fruit she likes to put in her oatmeal or something.
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:10 PM   #18
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no glitter.

But a substance was involved.
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Old 11-29-2021, 05:32 PM   #19
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Are these involved?
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Old 11-29-2021, 06:28 PM   #20
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Your wife had a hard time getting glue off her hands?
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Old 11-29-2021, 06:47 PM   #21
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Your wife had a hard time getting glue off her hands?

Yes!

She glued the do-dads back onto the wreath. And woke up this morning with gorilla glue still on her fingers--which made a very particular thing more inconvenient than normal. What was it?

(Mind out of the gutter, people).
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Old 11-29-2021, 06:49 PM   #22
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Putting in her contacts.
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:02 PM   #23
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not contacts
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:08 PM   #24
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False teeth?

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Old 11-29-2021, 08:09 PM   #25
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Flossing?

I'm trying to think what could be made inconvenient by having glue on your fingers.
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:10 PM   #26
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The glue was fully dried on by the time this came up
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:26 PM   #27
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Applying makeup?

Putting on pantyhose?
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:35 PM   #28
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Could be unlocking a smart phone.
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Old 11-29-2021, 08:51 PM   #29
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Could be unlocking a smart phone.

This is it!

EDIT - An iPhone.... Apple... thus the fruit clue.
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Old 11-29-2021, 09:02 PM   #30
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Yelled at you for losing the items and then found them and called you an idiot for not finding them
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Old 11-29-2021, 09:26 PM   #31
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Could be unlocking a smart phone.

Yup!

She glued stuff on the wreath on Sunday. And she woke up Monday with glue on her thumb dried on, so she could not unlock her iPhone with her thumbprint. So she had to type in her passcode like a caveman.
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Old 11-29-2021, 09:55 PM   #32
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Are these involved?

I haven't thought about those for a minute, but we used to get those when I was growing up. Near as I can tell, it was basically Chex mix in a box with extra seasoning for people too lazy to make Chex mix.

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