Couldn't leave well enough alone

[JonInMiddleGA]

Thanks HB, I didn't even know where the hell this thread began, much less the long & winding road it traveled.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!

I was hoping someone would take the hand off!

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by digamma

I was hoping someone would take the hand off!

Much obliged. I've watched enough Tucker tailbacks over the years that I know what to do with a handoff.

[Chas in Cinti]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Let me see if I have all this drama straight.

Suicane starts a thread and he's all like "I lick pee pee from my girl's coochie. I am nasty, but cool. How do y'all like to roll with the fist?"

Then Schmidty is all "That's like totally disgusting! You suck! I would totally never let my family come here anymore!"

And stevew is all "That is like the grossest thing I have ever heard. Gag me with a spoon!"

Most other people are just all

Then soveriengstar, who is like TOTALLY Suciane's bff, is all "Screw you, Schmidty! You hate gay people. Get off my boy, stevew. You go get mugged!"

Then Schmidty is all

And stevew is all

Skydog comes in, sees this and is like "Why'd I come back from the mountains? This shit will not stand. It will not stand. It's gross. To the box with you, Suicane."

Meanwhile, soveriegnstar, Suicane's bff, is like so totally pissed-off at stevew that he goes after Hell Atlantic. He's all like, "I know! Stevew goes after my bff and I will like totally f-up his!" So soveriegnstar hacks HA's kooky website. (note: there is no clear understanding that stevew and HA are bffs)

Then, HA comes back from his months long suspension and is all "I'm back, bitches! One of you will pay for hacking my site! I am a bad man. I'm the dark jedi now. DIE!"

The Suicane totally dresses up in costume, pretending to be David Lee Roth, and is all "Bip skap padow! My bff totally got you, HA! Boo boo schap ba-ditty wap!"

Then Skydog is all "I pity the fool who is suspended and posts under a new name! NO SOUP FOR YOU EVER!" And Suicane is totally banned.

Shorty is all (he's just a good guy that doesn't like people to be banned). Other people agree.

soveriegnstar is all "I still hate you HA, you have a small wee wee!" Or perhaps he's all "Stevew, you suck! Go get mugged!" Or even all "Suicane!! My bff!!! Noooo!!!!!" And then he's all, "Here's my house on Google Maps, bitches! Bring it! BRING IT!!" So then finally he's like "I'm coolroy, I'm cool and roy. I rock doodz! Ha ha!"

Skydog steps in and is all "I aint back for but one day... You're totally suspesnded for two weeks soveriegnstar."

In the end:
Suicane (aka David Lee Roth) is banned.
soveriegnstar (aka coolroy) is suspened for two weeks. (the coolroy alias, however, was banned).

Should this be in the Forum FAQ?

I think it would clear things up for me... now if only that Werewolf thing was so clear...

[cartman]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Much obliged. I've watched enough Tucker tailbacks over the years that I know what to do with a handoff.

Dat boy takes handoffs so good, it makes my....

ah, nevermind...

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Thanks HB, I didn't even know where the hell this thread began, much less the long & winding road it traveled.

Don't mention it, J-Man. The last two days have been a bit slow at work (understatement) and I felt it was an obligation, nay duty, to record events that, to be honest, for the most (entire?) part are pretty retarded, but nonetheless amusing.

[kcchief19]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Then Skydog is all "I pity the fool who is suspended and posts under a new name! NO SOUP FOR YOU EVER!" And Suicane is totally banned.

Whenever SkyDog goes into the windup for a boxing/banning, I always expect him to say, "No soup for you! Come back two weeks!"

And I'm always secretly disappointed when he doesn't.

[mrsimperless]

Suicane,

RIP little buddy. You shall be missed. I would have followed you to the ends of the earth. You know this.

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by mrsimperless

Suicane,

RIP little buddy. You shall be missed. I would have followed you to the ends of the earth. You know this.

Guess you won't be visiting here very much then, eh?

[mrsimperless]

Life goes on blackadar. I know right now it doesn't feel like it, but things will get better. Time heals all.

Actually, I just thought he was a funny guy. That man sure knew how to put a smile on my face. A bit over the top at times, but usually funny.

[Fidatelo]

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

Would now be a bad time to mention that I always think of "fellatio" when I see your screen name?

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Would now be a bad time to mention that I always think of "fellatio" when I see your screen name?

So... many... responses... can't... choose... *POP*

[cartman]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

So... many... responses... can't... choose... *POP*

Don't feel too bad. That's about how long I last as well.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by cartman

Don't feel too bad. That's about how long I last as well.

Perfect

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

I was wondering the same thing. I think the banning is totally justified, but was curious as to how bad he was to get suspended. I know the general topics from reading these threads, but that alone doesn't seem like enough to me. Am I missing something?

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Fidatelo

I'd like to know what line Suicane crossed in his original post that started all this. If you can talk about fucking a sandwich and masturbating into a sock filled with ants on this board, I'd have assumed there were no limits to explicit wordplay.

See HB's post laying out the whole sordid affair. That is what I did, and now I'm just assuming that the offending thread had something about oral sex and urine as well as a possibly graphic discussion of fisting.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

See HB's post laying out the whole sordid affair. That is what I did, and now I'm just assuming that the offending thread had something about oral sex and urine as well as a possibly graphic discussion of fisting.

I gathered that. But are those topics per se off limits or was there something else?

[JeeberD]

It was pretty graphic, John. Even I thought that he was going overboard there...

[mrsimperless]

It was very very graphic. I'm assuming it was just way over the top and there was no other point to the thread really. It almost seemed like he was trying to test the boundaries. I didn't even find it amusing.





Ok, yes I did. but still. Very very graphic.

[Fidatelo]

Ya that's my thing, what makes fisting or urinating bad to talk when compared to some of the other filth I've seen on here? The line in the sand just seems arbitrary to me on this one. You either allow filthy topics or you don't; one man's missionary position is another man's Dirty Sanchez.

[Buzzbee]

He was suspended for that original action, not banned. The ban was a result of posting under a different account while suspended. A definite no-no.

Should HA have been suspended for posting about his love for Ruebens? Perhaps. Should Anxiety been suspended for posting about is peculiar masturbatory habits and the painful consequence? Perhaps. However, I think the difference was that in Suicane's case the number of complaints differentiated his post from those by HA and Anxiety.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Buzzbee

He was suspended for that original action, not banned. The ban was a result of posting under a different account while suspended. A definite no-no.

Should HA have been suspended for posting about his love for Ruebens? Perhaps. Should Anxiety been suspended for posting about is peculiar masturbatory habits and the painful consequence? Perhaps. However, I think the difference was that in Suicane's case the number of complaints differentiated his post from those by HA and Anxiety.

I don't think anyone is questioning the banning - we are just curious about the suspension. I guess it is the sort of thing you have to see to understand. I'm not usually one to participate in the graphic conversations, but I was just curious why this was different.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I gathered that. But are those topics per se off limits or was there something else?

It did seem pretty graphic. I didn't try to linger too long on the specifics, but it basically described what you gather and then invited a further discussion and poll re: fisting.

Now what differentiates Suicane's post(s) to say posts about sandwhich fucking or masturbating into a sock full of ants is, granted, a somewhat blurry line, like the line between "porn" and "not-porn" or "obscene" or "not obscene" so often is. It's the old "I know it when I see it" or "community standard" standard.

In my view, was it obscene? Yes. Should the thread have been deleted? Yes. Did it deserve a suspension? Eh, more questionable I suppose, but in the end not all that surprising.

[Anthony]

hey, for the record me screwing a hero was jsut a prank i pulled on my friends. i wasn't like "hey!!!11 listen up...i fucked a sandwich". i think the original thread was about a different topic. if i recall correctly, the thread was about the Girls Gone Wild Halftime show for this year's Super Bowl. people took the sandwich fucking and ran with it. sure, i made a pic out of it and all, but it wasn't the sole reason i started a thread. i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.

note: also, i understand clearly that females frequent this forum, so i wouldn't ever post something as hardcore as pee sex or fisting. i even think fisting is way overboard and offensive to talk about.

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I don't think anyone is questioning the banning - we are just curious about the suspension. I guess it is the sort of thing you have to see to understand. I'm not usually one to participate in the graphic conversations, but I was just curious why this was different.

You did have to see it to understand. I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - I could deal with a fisting thread. But this was just totally fucked up - there's no other way to put it.

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hey, for the record me screwing a hero was jsut a prank i pulled on my friends. i wasn't like "hey!!!11 listen up...i fucked a sandwich". i think the original thread was about a different topic. if i recall correctly, the thread was about the Girls Gone Wild Halftime show for this year's Super Bowl. people took the sandwich fucking and ran with it. sure, i made a pic out of it and all, but it wasn't the sole reason i started a thread. i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.

Agreed. You're more about being an attention whore than being outlandish for fuck's sake.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Blackadar

You did have to see it to understand. I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - I could deal with a fisting thread. But this was just totally fucked up - there's no other way to put it.

Fair enough. I don't mean to express doubt - I am just curious. For those of us who didn't see the thread, it just seems strange. I was sure there was good reason - I was just hoping for further elaboration of what that "good reason" was.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i'm about more things than just screwing a sandwich and being outlandish for fuck's sake.

What is, "Bumper sticker found on a '74 AMC in New York?"

[Chas in Cinti]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

note: also, i understand clearly that females frequent this forum, so i wouldn't ever post something as hardcore as pee sex or fisting. i even think fisting is way overboard and offensive to talk about.

Am I the only one that see something hypocritical in posting what one wouldn't post about?

Hmmm... I would never post about comparing swatches at the paint store... oops.... DAMN!

-Chas

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Chas in Cinti

Am I the only one that see something hypocritical in posting what one wouldn't post about?

Hmmm... I would never post about comparing swatches at the paint store... oops.... DAMN!-Chas

No chas, no you're not I noticed the hypocritical'ness of the board within the first 3 minutes of my joining...that and that some ppl on here are just a bunch of pussys and i soo never use that term..

[duckman]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!

BY GAWD!!!! HE'S BRINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE RING!!!!

[Joe]

Originally Posted by duckman

BY GAWD!!!! HE'S BRINGING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO THE RING!!!!

He's gonna need more than a sledgehammer.

[Joe]

Originally Posted by digamma

OK.

GWB, HA and stevew vs. Sui, Sov and a mystery partner?

you forgot about wig... wait a minute... is he the guest referee???

[Flasch186]

He's busted open!!! He's busted open!!!

[Maple Leafs]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

WHOAAA!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S.....THAT'S.....


THAT'S HORNSMANIAC'S THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!

Someone better tell me this ain't happening!

[Anthony]

i'm pissed cuz i can't get into my own website from work. aaargh. Tech support is dragging their heels today. i thought they had fixed this prob, i'm 99% sure it's a result of something sov did, even though he can't harm the website anymore.

EDIT: nevermind, able to get back on.

[B & B]

[Raiders Army]

This thread sucks. Who has seen I Spit On Your Grave? I remember when I was 14 and we watched it because some of our buddies told us how disgusting it was. They told us it was bad...really bad. They said it was disgusting...really disgusting. That made us want to watch it even more.

Damn it. Now you guys say what he posted was horrible, worse than fisting and shit like that. Now I'm wondering what he said that was so bad...

[Flasch186]

I spit on your grave?

[Raiders Army]

Banned in like 30 countries.

[Anthony]

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"

[sachmo71]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"

I hear there is a sandwich rape scene in it.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by sachmo71

I hear there is a sandwich rape scene in it.

Worse a masturbatory sandwichectomy.

[SelzShoes]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i want to see "I Spit On Your Grave"

Overrated. Graphic and brutal, yes--but if you are 'prepared' for it, isn't so bad.

[Raiders Army]

True, but as a 14 year old, it grossed me out. Especially the cannibalism scene where the chieftain cut off the dude's dick and ate it.

[Raiders Army]

Dola, sorry HA for threadjacking.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

True, but as a 14 year old, it grossed me out. Especially the cannibalism scene where the chieftain cut off the dude's dick and ate it.

uhhhhh...what?

this doesn't sound like a jackable movie, cuz nothing says frightened flacid penis than scenes of chieftains cutting off people's dicks and eating them.

[Suicane75]

16 years is a long time. A long damn time. Skipitty bppity bop.