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Old 08-31-2024, 10:29 AM   #2251
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Old 08-31-2024, 10:46 AM   #2252
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Old 09-13-2024, 11:58 AM   #2253
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Old 09-30-2024, 01:36 PM   #2254
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British clergyman, 69, dies during night of drug-fuelled sex with Belgian priest, 60.

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Old 09-30-2024, 02:21 PM   #2255
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Old 09-30-2024, 02:50 PM   #2256
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At least there was a priest available to perform Last Rites.
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Old 10-16-2024, 07:27 PM   #2257
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I was going to put this in the "fuck cancer" thread but feel like it goes in something more similar to a Darwin Award thread.

Former MTV VJ Ananda Lewis Says Her Cancer Has Spread After Deciding to 'Keep My Tumor'
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Old 10-17-2024, 09:35 PM   #2258
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Old 10-23-2024, 03:08 PM   #2259
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I thought for sure this was a joke, but no, it's just stupid. Although I guess the idea is just to get publicity, which... fine. But is any adult going to buy this if they weren't already? "Oh yeah, I remember how much I liked adding extra pounds by eating a kid's snack!"

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Old 11-07-2024, 09:13 AM   #2260
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40 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows
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Old 11-07-2024, 10:07 AM   #2261
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Sounds like "28 Days". Hope they don't have the Rage virus.
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Old 11-07-2024, 11:24 AM   #2262
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Old 11-07-2024, 01:40 PM   #2263
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Old 11-11-2024, 11:46 AM   #2264
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Old 11-11-2024, 12:39 PM   #2265
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There was an update on the local news about the monkey story Saturday announcing "progress" because 1 of the monkeys had been captured. If that's the accepted definition of progress, that explains the election.

At last report last night, they've gotten 25 of the 43 monkeys.
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Old 11-11-2024, 01:07 PM   #2266
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Old 11-15-2024, 08:00 AM   #2267
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Old 11-15-2024, 03:52 PM   #2268
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If a picture of a monkey riding an emu down i-95 doesn't come out soon I'm gonna be so mad.

First monkeys, now emus: Multiple emus on the run in South Carolina
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Old 11-16-2024, 08:28 AM   #2269
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Leaked emails reveal scale of Swedish minister’s bananaphobia
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Old 11-16-2024, 12:52 PM   #2270
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Drinkers thought severed head was Halloween prop

Although not in this article, apparently they teabagged it… what a way to go
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