2 openings in the USFL

Flasch186 · 02-12-2004, 11:56 PM

Potential owners:

We have two openings in the USFL. The following teams are available:

Richmond Rhinos
Charlotte Conquest

We are heading into week 4

Commish

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 12:24 AM

It might be worth noting that our Commissioner is a hunk. See for yourself.

It is no wonder he starred in a movie with Jaimie Bergman (titled "Banging Jamie in a Flasch") and cast a part in Dawson's Creek as well.

*ahem* Said movie was actually titled "Virgins" until Hatcher tried out for a part.

*All right. I guess there wasn't even nudity. "Virgins" for sure.

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 12:25 AM

Holy Balls!! That pic is HEWWW-GE!

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

The following teams are available:

Richmond Rhinos
Charlotte Conquest

If anyone decides to take control of the Richmond Rhinos, prepare for a rude awakening right of the bat. And uhhh..bring some mittens.

Flasch186 · 02-13-2004, 12:34 AM

oh gawd

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

oh gawd

LOL!

GoldenEagle · 02-13-2004, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FargoFreez aka fof playa

It is no wonder he starred in a movie with Jaimie Bergman and cast a part in Dawson's Creek.

(If your really going to use this line to intice people into joining the league - you should that not only he starred in a move with her - but that he banged her as well. It would go over better with this board. Just trying to help.)

Flasch186 · 02-13-2004, 12:42 AM

not my idea

Flasch186 · 02-13-2004, 12:43 AM

i cant believe im blushing

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

(If your really going to use this line to intice people into joining the league - you should that not only he starred in a move with her - but that he banged her as well. It would go over better with this board. Just trying to help.)

Better?

GoldenEagle · 02-13-2004, 12:51 AM

People will be flocking to your league now. However, Flasch will get bombarded with questions about the 'movie'.

Flasch186 · 02-13-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

People will be flocking to your league now. However, Flasch will get bombarded with questions about the 'movie'.

you ever make one of those mistakes taht didnt even register as a blip before? the movie was not porn and actually is quite good and wholesome, I screened it for a church youth group once cuz of its message...no nudity, few curse words and a great message...and there you have Virgins. I sincerely hope it gets distribution someday.

GoldenEagle · 02-13-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

you ever make one of those mistakes taht didnt even register as a blip before? the movie was not porn and actually is quite good and wholesome, I screened it for a church youth group once cuz of its message...no nudity, few curse words and a great message...and there you have Virgins. I sincerely hope it gets distribution someday.

We all know this. But hey, becuase we talked about Jamie Berger and sex in this thread - it will become much popular. Trust me I know this. I should be one one of the people stirs up plublicity. What is a more formal name for that?

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-13-2004, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

We all know this. But hey, becuase we talked about Jamie Berger and sex in this thread - it will become much popular. Trust me I know this. I should be one one of the people stirs up plublicity. What is a more formal name for that?

A drama-eagle? Leave it to a Jewish man to freak out as soon as word gets out he starred in a porno.

Flasch186 · 02-13-2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by FargoFreez aka fof playa

A drama-eagle? Leave it to a Jewish man to freak out as soon as word gets out he starred in a porno.

hey in a former life i wouldve told the world, "I was in a porno w/ jaime Bergman!!." but as i get older im more proud of the fact that it was almost the opposite...a drama-edy that was really wholesome. Anyways, im more flipped out by the size of my head in that pic. holy cow

02-13-2004, 12:24 AM	#2
FargoFreez aka fof playa Banned Join Date: Dec 2003	It might be worth noting that our Commissioner is a hunk. See for yourself. It is no wonder he starred in a movie with Jaimie Bergman (titled "Banging Jamie in a Flasch") and cast a part in Dawson's Creek as well. ahem Said movie was actually titled "Virgins" until Hatcher tried out for a part. All right. I guess there wasn't even nudity. "Virgins" for sure. Last edited by FargoFreez aka fof playa : 02-13-2004 at 01:05 AM.*

02-13-2004, 12:34 AM	#5
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	oh gawd __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

02-13-2004, 12:42 AM	#8
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	not my idea __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

02-13-2004, 12:43 AM	#9
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	i cant believe im blushing __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

02-13-2004, 12:25 AM	#3
FargoFreez aka fof playa Banned Join Date: Dec 2003	Holy Balls!! That pic is HEWWW-GE!

02-13-2004, 12:51 AM	#11
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	People will be flocking to your league now. However, Flasch will get bombarded with questions about the 'movie'.

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