Breaking News - Brittany Spears Tells All

korme · 02-03-2003, 10:05 PM

"I swear, Easy Mac is THIS big"

McSweeny · 02-03-2003, 10:14 PM

lucky fucker at least she was in a position to judge Easy Mac's size... unless he just flashed her or something

Easy Mac · 02-03-2003, 10:25 PM

If being that small meant I got to have sex with Britney Spears, I would definitely trade what I have. I'd lose 6 or 7 inches for a piece of that. Hell, after I had it I'd probably have to cut that much off just ot ward off all the STD's.

Lathum · 02-03-2003, 10:31 PM

Is it just me or does she look like a crazy bitch in that picture?

Go-Buckeyes · 02-03-2003, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Lathum
Is it just me or does she look like a crazy bitch in that picture?

One picture is worth a thousand words.....crazy bitch...and her restaraunt sucked too...LOL

wbonnell · 02-03-2003, 11:48 PM

does anybody actually find her attractive?

Noble_Platypus · 02-03-2003, 11:49 PM

I'd lick her

GoldenEagle · 02-03-2003, 11:51 PM

Um yea

Neuqua · 02-03-2003, 11:53 PM

God yes.

Easy Mac · 02-03-2003, 11:59 PM

I'd have to concur with the platypus. I'd rub that duck bill all over her body, and smack her with the tail. You could call me Noble_Playwithherpus.

vex · 02-03-2003, 11:59 PM

McSweeny · 02-04-2003, 12:00 AM

she's mad hot

korme · 02-04-2003, 12:01 AM

Yeah, everyone was mad hatin' at first, but who wouldn't give her the business? Hot damn.

Craptacular · 02-04-2003, 12:37 AM

She's OK looking, but I don't think she's all that.

Qwikshot · 02-04-2003, 12:40 AM

She's bangable, the love 'em, leave 'em type...

Bearcat729 · 02-04-2003, 12:43 AM

This thread needs about a dozen of those I'd hit it images from Fark.

And I'd have to think about it if Fred Durst has already hit that. I'd be afraid of really catching something then.

vex · 02-04-2003, 12:48 AM

True, Bearcat.

bbor · 02-04-2003, 12:50 AM

I liked her better when she was'nt legal

sabotai · 02-04-2003, 01:19 AM

Yes, she is very attractive. In a similar note, be jealous of me. My girlfriend looks like her (not twin like, but does have several of her features.)

I get to bang a Brittany Spears look-a-like.

Oh, and my girlfriend's are real.

McSweeny · 02-04-2003, 01:21 AM

she has real knees too? good for her

JeeberD · 02-04-2003, 01:43 AM

You know, I honestly try to tell myself that she's not that hot, not that big of a deal. But then I see one of her videos or a clip from her Super Bowl halftime show and it's all over, I become a drooling idiot...

cthomer5000 · 02-04-2003, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by wbonnell
does anybody actually find her attractive?

thank you. she's so absurdly average it blows my mind. but because the media tells me she's hot, I must believe it.... right?

Ksyrup · 02-04-2003, 08:13 AM

There's something very un-sexy about someone desperately trying to be sexy, to the point (now) of being slutty. For instance, hanging with Fred Durst? Puh-lease! She might as well go on tour with KISS and let Gene Simmons suggest that he uses his tongue on her every night on the tour bus.

If I saw her walking down the street in jeans and a shirt, I'd think she was hot. But in context, she disgusting.

wbonnell · 02-04-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by cthomer5000
thank you. she's so absurdly average it blows my mind. but because the media tells me she's hot, I must believe it.... right?

I completely agree. I'm not saying she's ugly, but I'd say she has a very average mug with a lot (and I mean a lot) of makeup). Is that what society finds attractive? The media is certainly influential...

02-03-2003, 11:49 PM	#7
Noble_Platypus College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: York, Pa	I'd lick her __________________ We had the $240, we had to have the puddin'

02-03-2003, 11:51 PM	#8
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Um yea __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

02-03-2003, 11:53 PM	#9
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	God yes. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

02-03-2003, 11:59 PM	#11
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Yes.

02-04-2003, 12:40 AM	#15
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	She's bangable, the love 'em, leave 'em type... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-03-2003, 10:14 PM	#2
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	lucky fucker at least she was in a position to judge Easy Mac's size... unless he just flashed her or something

02-03-2003, 10:25 PM	#3
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	If being that small meant I got to have sex with Britney Spears, I would definitely trade what I have. I'd lose 6 or 7 inches for a piece of that. Hell, after I had it I'd probably have to cut that much off just ot ward off all the STD's.

02-03-2003, 10:31 PM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Is it just me or does she look like a crazy bitch in that picture?

02-03-2003, 11:48 PM	#6
wbonnell College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Round Rock TX	does anybody actually find her attractive?

02-04-2003, 12:00 AM	#12
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	she's mad hot

02-04-2003, 12:01 AM	#13
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Yeah, everyone was mad hatin' at first, but who wouldn't give her the business? Hot damn.

02-04-2003, 12:37 AM	#14
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	She's OK looking, but I don't think she's all that.

02-04-2003, 12:43 AM	#16
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	This thread needs about a dozen of those I'd hit it images from Fark. And I'd have to think about it if Fred Durst has already hit that. I'd be afraid of really catching something then. __________________ Bearcat729 on XBox Live and PSN

02-04-2003, 12:48 AM	#17
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	True, Bearcat.

02-04-2003, 12:50 AM	#18
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I liked her better when she was'nt legal __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-04-2003, 01:19 AM	#19
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Yes, she is very attractive. In a similar note, be jealous of me. My girlfriend looks like her (not twin like, but does have several of her features.) I get to bang a Brittany Spears look-a-like. Oh, and my girlfriend's are real.

02-04-2003, 01:21 AM	#20
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	she has real knees too? good for her

02-04-2003, 01:43 AM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You know, I honestly try to tell myself that she's not that hot, not that big of a deal. But then I see one of her videos or a clip from her Super Bowl halftime show and it's all over, I become a drooling idiot... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-04-2003, 08:13 AM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	There's something very un-sexy about someone desperately trying to be sexy, to the point (now) of being slutty. For instance, hanging with Fred Durst? Puh-lease! She might as well go on tour with KISS and let Gene Simmons suggest that he uses his tongue on her every night on the tour bus. If I saw her walking down the street in jeans and a shirt, I'd think she was hot. But in context, she disgusting. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 02-04-2003 at 08:13 AM.

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