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Old 02-05-2003, 01:31 PM   #1
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The drummer of Iron Maiden, former guitarist of Anthrax, and former bassist of Megadeth, proudly announce their new lead singer is.....!



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"[News] KNAC
McBrain/Spitz/Ellefson Project Announce Vocalist... You Won't Believe This!

By Sefany Jones, Editor
Tuesday, February 4, 2003 @ 3:39 PM

The Project of McBrain, Spitz and Ellefson Announce Vocalist and Band Name

You may have heard RJ Stone and AJ Motts on Dysfuncshyn Juncshyn here on KNAC.COM, Saturdays, from 7PM - 12AM (PST) teasing you about the newly-formed project consisting of drummer Nicko McBrain (Iron Maiden), guitarist Dan Spitz (ex-Anthrax) and bassist David Ellefson (ex-Megadeth)....
The band announces their name as "7 X 70" (Seven Times Seventy). RJ Stone describes it as "really hard and really heavy."

And 7 X 70 proudly announces their lead vocalist.... (drum roll, please!):

Vanilla Ice!

Yes, you read this right! More info and details to come in the very near future!"
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:32 PM   #2
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:40 PM   #4
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:41 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:42 PM   #6
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:44 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:45 PM   #8
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It's a pity, because I like Ellefson. Spitz is an idiot, and McBrain, aside from being one ugly dude, has a wife who owns (or used to own) a lingerie store in Coral Springs, so he's OK in my book. What they hope to accomplish with that moron "singing" for them, I don't know. I guess publicity, for one thing, which I've given them.
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:45 PM   #9
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Old 02-05-2003, 01:56 PM   #10
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McBrain has a wife who owns (or used to own) a lingerie store




who OOOWNS da Chiefs. OOOWNS.

sorry, having a moment there.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:12 PM   #11
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:11 PM   #12
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:23 PM   #13
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As odd as this news is, I think it is topped by the fact that Metallica is going on a summer tour with Lincoln Park and Limp Bizkit. What's next, are they going to start hanging out and playing XBox with a bunch of 15 year olds? Can you say Mid-Life Crisis?
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:30 PM   #14
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As odd as this news is, I think it is topped by the fact that Metallica is going on a summer tour with Lincoln Park and Limp Bizkit. What's next, are they going to start hanging out and playing XBox with a bunch of 15 year olds? Can you say Mid-Life Crisis?


I think the 3 bands are a perfect fit. Is it going to be called the No Longer Relevant Tour?
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Old 02-05-2003, 03:34 PM   #15
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I just bought the recently-released Binge and Purge CD/DVD set (re-released on DVD instead of VHS). Just to remember the good ole' days. I've been seeking out any old bootlegs I can find as well. You know, back when they didn't just play the first 3 minutes of Master of Puppets?
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