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WLC Richmond Bulldozers
2017 Richmond Bulldozers
The plan is to suck for a couple of years and rack up draft picks. So we go into the expansion draft and free agency resolved to sign nobody with a cap bustin' contract or more than 6 or 7 years of service. Post Season +Crap stadium, rated Poor, but we cant add on till 2032. Affordable tickets...we institute a modest price increase - nowhere near the Skins. +Scout Wesley Harper is good, albeit poor on RB and Fair on QB and LB, while Coach Tim Bernstein sucks it with an average AI rating and Fair ratings in YT and DP. We will dump them as soon as possible. Expansion Draft +We go into expansion draft resolved not to sign any players with more than 3 years experience. +We only splurge on one player - a good looking 4th yr QB named Walt Hamilton with a pricetag of 11 million. Everyone else goes for under 2,500,000. We go into FA with 120 mill to spend. Free Agency +We have money to burn, but look for bargains. We sign stud 6th Year FB Billy Joe Thornton (aka The Offense) to a 3-yr 13mil contract. The second half of FA is nice to us as we nab a good Run Blocking Center, Run Stopping LB, and solid Tackle. Draft +Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Eugene Davison, RB, Carnegie Mellon (an absolute stud running back - hopefully we can keep this guy for a good 10 years). Rnd 2 - Jimmy Farrell, S, West Virginia (stud Safety - another Keeper). Rnd 3 - Leonard Shepard, LB, Clemson (keeper, starter) Rnd 4 - Irving Lewis, K, Colgate (keeper, starter) Rnd 5 - Gino Thomason, CB, Mississippi State (great pass defender, particularly here). Rnd 6 - Vinny Amaya, DT, Oklahoma (above average run stopper - starter in the 3-4). Rnd 7 - Austin Jongeling, WR, Indiana (starting WR). Everyone we pick up will start immediately. Post-Draft No busts after training camp, 0-4 in exhibiton season. No injuries! Regular Season: 4-12 (4 points) 1st pick RB Eugene Davidson 173-908-5 Offensive Rookie of the Year 2nd pick S Jimmy Farrell 86 tckls-2int [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 01-21-2001).]
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01-21-2001, 05:44 PM
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2018 Richmond Bulldozers
Preseason: Herb says: 4/33/50/70 : 34 (ouch) 24 million in the red last year. We raise ticket prices again. We spend big money on a coach and scout. Hopefully we wont get killed on profit/loss. We Franchise our Punter, who will be good (future 93 in Inside20). Free Agency We get S Nathan El Nino in the first 10 stages. Scout rates him as best player on our team by far. We pick up one of our starting DT, and a promising DE and G in the 2nd half of FA. Draft We have the third pick this year, and we are just looking for quality. A DT and MLB would be nice. Rnd 1 - Wendell Nelson, LB, New Mexico (Ferocious Pass Rusher/run stopper) Rnd 2 - Herman Lynch, CB, Louisiana State (lockdown CB) Rnd 3 - Scott Caldwell, G, Utah (Big run blocker) Rnd 4 - Vincent Gilmore, G, Hawaii Rnd 5 - Dustin Page, TE, Mississippi State Rnd 6 - Percy Lyons, FB, Middle Tenn. St. Rnd 7 - Quentin Banks, QB, West Alabama Post Camp Our hopes for glory are dealt a serious blow as our first pick, third overall Wendell Nelson, turns into Willie Nelson. Our 1st round pick busts in the worst way imaginable. Prick. We cut him immediately as retribution. 30 million in bonus money down the drain. We renegotiate our guys who are in their last year and accept a nice offer of a 3rd rounder and a cuttable G for our backup Center. 2-2 in the exhibition season and out two losses come by a combined 3 points! We activate our starters and look to build on our successes... Regular Season We have little hope going into this season, we think we are just another year or two away from postseason money. Here is our roster going into our second year:
I guess the key is to get as many 13s and 14s as possible... Record: 5-11 Well, we improve a game over last year, including a 55-22 win in Week 12 at AZ. Our defense is still awful, allowing 395 points (versus 388 a year ago). Our offense improves a ton though - going from 199 scored to 282 scored. Honor Roll C Butch Sadler 2nd Team Center (33-95krb 34.7%) S Nathan El Nino 2nd Team Safety (8 ints, 1 td, 96 tckls, sack, 42.7 PDQ) Others RB Eugene "The Franchise" Davidson 225-1055-8rec: 27-298-4 DE Toby Westfall 12.5 sacks
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01-21-2001, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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2019 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb Says: 9/28/32/70: 28 Off-Season We franchise K Irving Lewis, who scored 96 points last year. We lose 110 million dollars. I might not be around in 30 years. Free Agency We have 37 million under the cap and still stinging from the bust of our MLB of the future, we wade in and take an absolute tank at MLB. MLB Matthew Friesz, 6th yr (98,87,98,61,80). He gets a 4yr 36 mil deal. He will anchor our defense with defensive co-captain El Nino. We look to bolster our O-Line and give 7 year T Zack Newsome a 3 yr deal at 20.8 mil. He is potentially VG at the run block and good at pass blocking. We have committed 15 mil in one year to 2 players, so we dont bid on any others. Draft Just looking to add to our core talent: Rnd 1 - Antoine Brady, T, Washington State Rnd 2 - Duane Mayes, DT, Pittsburgh Rnd 3 - Karl Handel, C, Wisconsin Rnd 3 - Bob Burroughs, LB, Temple Rnd 4 - Julio Luce, G, Central Connecticut Rnd 5 - Steven Dailey, P, California Rnd 6 - Marco Dawson, RB, Mississippi State Rnd 7 - Floyd McNeil, WR, Tennessee Our best draft yet, provided we dont get any busts. We have three O-Linemen that should develop together for the next 10 years. The LB is a ferocious pass rusher, and the RB is a sweet changeup with our current stud. Bestof all, DT Mayes gives us something up the middle that we can count on in 2 or 3 years. We never dropped our LB bust from last year - it would have accelerated his 30 million bonus and that would have ruined us. We'll just have to suck it up for a while. Punk. Preseason Thank god we dont have any busts. Now I am starting to feel good about this team as we have everything in place except for QB and WR. We decide to renegotiate everyone who is up this year - partly to boost morale, partly to get the good karma thing going on into the year. We bench our main guys, let our rookies play, pray for no injuries. We go 2-2 and even shut a team out - but we get blown out in our two losses - hopefully plugging our key starters back in will give us a boost. I'm not going to lie - I fully expect seven wins this year and playoffs next year. Anything less will be a big disappointment. Regular Season A huge succes, short of making the playoffs. We finish 7-9 (7 points), losing THREE games by one point and one game by two points. Our defense garnered 2 shutouts. Our offensive and defensive scoring continues to improve:
Post Season Honor Roll RB Eugene "The Franchise" Davison 1st Team RB, OPOY, 350-1,551-14 rec: 31-242-3 Key Players Backup RB Marco Dawson 91-655-6 MLB Matt Friesz 93 tckls, 6.0 sacks S Jimmy Farrel 87 tckls, 5 int S Nathan El Nino 85 tckls, 4 int DE Toby Westfall, 10 GS 7.5 sacks There are other teams doing it better out there, but we are still committed to building with younsters, through the draft, with a bit of help from FA. We're building a dynasty here! 
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01-21-2001, 05:45 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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2020 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb says:33/38/26/69: 35 Yikes. We lost another 100 extra large. 112 to be exact. Needless to say, we raise ticket prices AGAIN. We franchise stud FB Billy Joe Thornton, and let starting OLB Huepe and DE Huettner slip to FA. Free Agency We put a bid in on a very good pass rusher, good runstopper DE and get him for 2 yrs and 18 mill. We losea couple of guys, who, in the grand scheme of things, werent that good. We are left with 25 million in cap space. Hopefully a QB will fall into our laps during the draft. Rnd 1 - Ellis Norris, WR, Vanderbilt Rnd 2 - Bernie Willig, DE, Georgia Rnd 3 - Cole Lane, TE, New Mexico State Rnd 4 - Randy Robinson, FB, Texas A&M Rnd 5 - Andy Mills, G, Tennessee - Martin Rnd 6 - Bennie Rose, CB, Texas Rnd 7 - Jerome Buick, WR, Duke Mostly a needs draft...we plug some holes and look to make a big splash in FA next year. Hopefully our QB will have a breakout year - we need an 85 rating from him this year. Exhibition Season We make it out of camp with no busts and Exhibiton Season (3-1) with a 2-3 monther to a backup Rookie DE. Regular Season The Team
We defeat the Skins in our first game by a decisive 31-10 margin, but we are dealt a major blow to our playoff hopes as QB Walt Hamilton goes on the shelf for 8 games with a dislocated knee. In our second game we get trounced and lose our best lineman,T Antoine Bradley, until the playoffs. This season is not looking so hot. In the 4th game we lose RB Eugene "The Franchise" Davison for 3-5 weeks. This is getting ridiculous. We do happen to have a stud backup RB, though, by the name of Marco Dawson (27-161-2 in the game Davison got knocked out). QB Hamilton comes back in the 9th game, as Richmond is 5-3 and tied for first in the NFC East. It must have been too early, as he reinjures his knee and is gone for the year. 7-3 after 10 games, the injuries are just too much to handle and we go 1-5 the rest of the way. A bitter end to a disappointing season. The coach may get the axe in the off-season. Record: 8-8 (an improvement, but we were aiming higher) Honor Roll MLB Matthew Friesz 1st Team LB, DPOY (132 tckls, 8 sacks, 2 ints) Key Players RB Eugene Davison 232-1066-4 S Jimmy Farrel 97 tckls, 5 int. We switched to a 4-3 defense this year and our defense took a nosedive. We need to add a key linebacker or two in FA so we can switch back to that alignment. We now have 28 points in 4 years. We suck.
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01-21-2001, 05:56 PM
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2021 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb Says: 45/42/33/72: 42 The bleeding continues, but we only lose 88 million last year. After our disappointing season we fire our Coach and Scout, going for improvements in gameday skills and QB evaluation. Welcome Coach Wally Cady and new Head of Player Development BJ Salo. We make a HUGE decision and decide NOT to franchise QB Walt Hamilton. He hasnt donemuchin 4 years and its time to look in a different direction. Free Agency Just our luck - no decent QBs in FA, so we set our sites on getting another stud LB to plug into the 3-4. We settle on 5th yr LB Johnny Douglas from Denver. He'll play in the middle with Matt Friesz. He gets 33 mil over 4 years, 8 mil of that in signing bonus. We look for a little help at FB and TE in the second half of FA. We get two guys who will start right away for us - and at a decent price: QB Rico Rose 2 yrs 23.99 mil (former 1st round pick) LB Ralph McDonald 3 yrs 17.71 mil (83 in pass rush) Cap space will be tight this year. Please let the draft be kind to us. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Jamal Parrish, QB, Pittsburgh (Our QB, for better or worse) Rnd 2 - Ian Lacey, G, Portland State (Another great Guard) Rnd 3 - Deron Barnes, C, Arizona State (Great backup Center) Rnd 4 - Benjamin Maxcy, S, Michigan State (Solid backup S) Rnd 5 - Rod Innis, LB, Kentucky (Another stud for the 3-4) Rnd 6 - Graham Tatum, S, Texas Tech (Bust out possibility) Rnd 7 - Steve Patton, RB, Chadron State (Bust out possibility) Exhibition Season We come out relatively unscathed - just one starter with any injury Exhibition record: 2-2. Now we put the starters back in. Regular Season The Team
We finish 9-7, missing the playoffs because we lost the last two games of the season. This is getting frustrating. There are 25 more seasons to go though, and we will look at changing up the offense next season. On the bright side our D only gave up 266 points - testament to our 3-4 dominance.
Honor Roll RB Eugene Davidson 2nd Team Running Back (355-1372-6 rec: 43-406-4) LB Matthew Friesz 2nd Team Linebacker (97 tckls, 1.5 scks, 1 int, 1 td) Key Players QB Rico Rose 220-411-2804-14-13 73.2 (only sacked 22 times) WR Floyd McNeil 61-879-3 S Nathan El Nino 87 tckl, 1.5 scks, 7int, 1td (robbed) S Jimmy Farrell 66 tckls, 5 int OLB Johnny Douglas 62tckls, 6.5 scks
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01-21-2001, 10:14 PM
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2022 Richmond Bulldozers
Staff Hirings: Our Director of Personnel, BJ Salo,slipped from VG toF in Young Talent (in one year!) so we dump him and go shopping. We grab Warren Harper, but have to pay dearly (5 yrs, 1.15). He has an EX in Young Talent, so its worth it. Finances: We lost 34.5 million last year. We freeze ticket prices as a guarantee to our fans: no playoffs, no ticket increase the following year. We decide not to use the Franchise. Staring CB Thomason, K Lewis, T Newsome, WR McNeil all go to FA. None are that good, but they were starters. Free Agency We look for a Run Stopping DE in the first 10 steps, plus we gauge the feasability of signing our guys. We finally ink DE Austin Thorn to a 4 yr 44.67 million deal. He rates out at 72 against the run - exactly what we are looking for. We lose T Newsome, CB Thomason, WR McNeil (they sign for much more than they are worth - we look to make up the difference in the latter half of FA and the draft). Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Darrell Fields, T, Angelo State (starts immediately) Rnd 2 - Lorenzo Malone, K, Vanderbilt (100s across the board) Rnd 3 - Dana Schwartz, FB, West Virginia (future starter) Rnd 4 - Don Buckner, CB, Michigan (iffy - good potential man skills) Rnd 5 - Ryan Rasmussen, S, Purdue (strong backup) Rnd 6 - Terrance Szabo, RB, Memphis (breakout possibility) Rnd 7 - Clifton Richard, WR, Washington (breakout possibility) We were right about Buckner - he busted nicely - luckily he was only a 4th rounder. With our starters benched we go 0-4 in the preseason. Alright! Regular Season Welp, we change around our game plan a bit. We balance a bit more, hoping for some more success in the passing game. We also increase our defensive aggressiveness. Let's see how it goes: We finish 7-9. Lots of injuries, inconsistent defensive plays are the culprit. A major step back. Honor Roll S Nathan El Nino,DPOY, 1st Team Safety (10 ints, 76 tckls, 2 td,1 sack) S JImmy Farrell, 2nd Team Safety, (6 ints, 96 tckls, 2 tds) Others QB Rico Rose 223-389-2520-22-12 82.8 RB Eugene Davidson 235-1001-11 rec: 29-211-2 WR Floyd McNeil 81-1071-8 K Lorenzo Malone 24-27 FG 43-44 XP LB Friesz 99 tckls 7 pathetic points... Back to the drawing board...
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01-22-2001, 01:04 AM
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2023 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb says: 40/47/37/71:44 We lose 83 million but kep our promise not to raise tticket prices till we make the playoffs. We Franchise our QB Rico Rose - he had a good enough year last year and remains the starter unless we find someting better in FA. We ink a good cover corner in CB Mitchell Brock - he costs us $21.47 mil over two years. Now for some LBs and WRs. We add a run stuffing LB in WInston Mathis - 20 mil over 3 yrs. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Ethan Grasmanis, WR, Texas A&M Rnd 2 - Kris Norris, RB, Penn State Rnd 3 - Gus Lincoln, QB, Notre Dame Rnd 4 - Brent Madison, RB, Purdue Rnd 5 - Curtis Kennedy, C, Louisiana-Lafayette Rnd 6 - Neil Atkins, RB, Delaware Rnd 7 - Brenden Bolling, FB, Cincinnati Exhibition is about what we expect - we go 1 and 3. Regular Season Breakthrough! Finally! Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows Challenge Points: 18 Honor Roll RB Brent Madison, OROY, (9GS, 243-10150-12) FB Billy Joe Thornton, 1st Team FB T Antoine Brady, 1st Team T K Lorenzo Malone, 1st Team K G Scott Caldwell, 2nd Team G CB Herman Lynch, 2nd Team CB Year RECORD OFFSCORING DEFSCORING DIFFERENTIAL WLC POINTS [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 01-24-2001).]
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01-23-2001, 04:24 PM
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2024 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb: 73/38/48/71: 51 DE Mickey Kendrick,our best DE, retired. We need another one from FA. We resign Coach Wally Cady to a three year 5.5 mil deal. We only lost 36 million last year, but will still raise ticket prices. We decide to deal the franchise - RB Eugene Davison for a 2nd round pick- this will help clear cap room and Davison is coming off an injury. Free Agency Steps 1-10 We need a DE in the worst way, but there is nothing available, so we sign LB to Percy Warren to a 3yr 27 million dollar contract. If our search for a DE does not pan out, we will move one of our linebacking studs to that position. Steps 11-20 With only 4 OL and 2 DL on the roster we look for some affordable fill-ins. We cant find anyone in the Current Value sort, but sort on 0-2 years and future potential and find future run blocker T Ryan Bivens (potentials: 73/46/36). He gets 5 yrs., 11.59 mil. Coup! We also get T Rich Craig (23/57/69) for the same amount. We have a weakness for Linebackers and make another offer to a monster: 5th year LB Vernon Neely receives a 3-yr 17.9 mill offer from us. We are suprised he lasted this long. We receive an offer of a 2nd rounder and a LB for our backup running back Kris Norris - the LB carries a hefty salary though and Norris is a prospect, so we decline the offer. Going intot he draft we look for blocking TE and FBs, as well as a playmaking WR. We have three picks in the first two rounds, so we are optimistic about finding at least one starter in there. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Trent Kennedy, DE, Texas Tech (may start by the end of the year - great pass rusher) Rnd 2 - Sean Pourdanesh, RB, Arizona State Rnd 2 - Lenny Banks, TE, Ohio State Rnd 3 - A.J. Houser, S, Louisiana State Rnd 4 - Blaine Duran, G, Arizona Rnd 5 - Jermaine Whaley, TE, East Stroudsburg Rnd 6 - Edward Harvey, QB, Miss. Valley St. Rnd 7 - Gene Washington, WR, Florida State =[poi All in all, an incredibly successful off-season. I am getting abit nervous because we are creeping closer and closer to the cap ceiling - and we dont have any mega RB or QB contract on board. But we have 4 RBs that could start for any team in the league and we have a pick of QBs...we shall see. We make some contract moves, cutting some not-so-hot veterans in their last year of contract so that we can sign others. We manage to do pretty well, but still no training camp bust outs. We sit the starters during a preseason that is prelude to huge expectations. We go 2-2 in the pre-season. Regular Season A major disappointment - we go 8-8 in a tough division (Philly won the bowl) after making the playoffs just a year earlier. At a loss what to do now. Maybe a stud QB is the only answer - but our defense, despite 3 shutouts, had some awful games. Honor Roll C Karl Handel 1st Team C (29/116 krb - not that hot) S Jimmy Farrell 1st Team Safety (84 tckls, 8 ints, 1td) G Scott Caldwell 2nd Team Guard (28/88 krb) T Antoine Brady 2nd Team T (27/70 KRB) Like I said - I am at a loss what to do - our QB was awful, so he wont be starting next eyar - we'll go with the backup or look in FA. WLC points: 8
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01-23-2001, 10:25 PM
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2025 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb says: 54/53/40/70: 50 We lost another 50 mill (or should I say hemhorraged). Our current ticket prices: 95/105/115/135/0/6000/300000/300000 Free Agency In the second round (11-20) we pick up 2 promising Tackles and a solid LB. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Kennedy Trammell, RB, Louisiana Tech Rnd 2 - Victor Wimmer, S, Oklahoma State Rnd 3 - Dustin Kirk, WR, Ohio State Rnd 4 - Alex Duarte, DT, Florida Rnd 5 - Russell Wilcox, RB, Florida State Rnd 6 - Dixon Harrison, C, Arizona Rnd 7 - Moe Burnett, DT, Arizona WE FINALLY GET A BREAKTHROUGH!!!!! 3rd round WR Dustin Kirk is now a 97 according to our scout! WOOOHOO! Hopefully this is a good omen. We go 3-1 in the preseason. We activate our stars for the season opener. Regular Season 2025 Regular Season Schedule So we finish 10-6 and win our division on a tiebreaker - 2 3 game losing streaks kill us...During our 7-game winning streak we onlu gave up 71 points...We lose in the playoffs to a team we beat during the regular season. Honor Roll C Karl Handel 1st Team Center (36-114KRB, 3SkA) G Scott Caldwell 1st Team Guard (31-91KRB, 4SkA) WR Dustin Kirk 2nd Team Wide Receiver (71-1255-11) G Ian Lacey 2nd Team Guard (34-95KRB, 6SkA) Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 259-467-3464-23-11 85.7 (the first real good year for a QB of ours) .RB Sean Pourdanesh 367-1318-11 K Lorenzo Malone 28-39FG 41-41XP WLC Points: 15 Lots of money to spend in FA next year, our QB is locked up for 6 years. Depth at RB. Feeling good about next year. [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 01-24-2001).]
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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01-24-2001, 11:30 AM
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2026 Season
Herb says: 79/54/47/70: 58 We lost 31 million last year. We look to break even next year. We franchise LB Ralph McDonald. Free Agency P Steven Berloiz (96/48/92) is ours for 3yrs at 6.23mil We also grab a sweet kick returning (100/100) Safety. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Reggie Rasmussen, TE, Nebraska Rnd 2 - Edwin Hauck, WR, Purdue Rnd 3 - Ty Fariman, LB, Idaho Rnd 4 - Warren Massie, RB, Rutgers Rnd 5 - Billy Joe Romero, LB, Georgia Southern Rnd 6 - Bruce Wirth, DT, Kentucky Rnd 7 - Lonnie Wilcox, FB, Illinois We break trianing camp with no screw ups and a moderate breakout for RB Warren Massie. We are stocked with Running Backs and get an offer of a first round pick for Massey from Atlanta - but we decline as the pick will prob end up being only mid to late first round and Massie could have an OROY campaign. Heres how we look going into the season:
Im actually kinda shocked at how bad our defensive front has become. Ill have to address that in the off-season. We go 2-2 in the preseason with some of our key guys benched. I am encouraged that our QBs are 19-22 for 3 tds in their final tuneup. We activate our starters and decide to give Rookie RB Massey a chance over Pourdanesh - who looked average in preseason and had a bad yards per carry average last year. This is our last season of our first decade and we HAVE to make the playoffs. Regular Season Well...I finished 11-5, division winner, first-round bye. BUT...when I went to check my stats the game crashed...luckily I saved through Week 12 (8-3), but I am worried that somethign baaaad is going to happen, as I was relatively unscathed going in to the playoffs. One more try... We won two more games on the replay (they wont count for my total score, of course), but managed to still win the division and get a first round bye (as would have happened had I not crashed). 2026 Regular Season Schedule We were third in points scored (420) and allowed (206) PLAYOFFS Divisional Finals San Francisco (11-6) at Richmond (13-3) We need a win here to put us back in the Conference final for only the second time in team history. Down 14-10 early, we rip off 19 points in a row and cruise, 46-21. Game ball goes to rookie Tailback Warren Massie (23-155-1). No significant injuries in this game. Conference Finals St Louis (13-4) @ Richmond (14-3) We pull out to an early 24-7 lead behind the arm of MVP candidate Jamal Parrish (25 tds, 10 int during reg season). Our defense plays tough against the number one offense the league! WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!! The only bad news is that Rookie Wunderkind Warren Massey stubs his toe and is Questionable for the big game. Superbowl Box Score: Kansas City (14-4) vs. Richmond (15-3) Im nervous that we are in a game we have never even sniffed, but I am determined not to much things up now. We leave our strategy the way it has been and put Massey in the backup Tailback spot even though our Scout tells us to sit him down completely. Attendance: 75,500 (77,600), No-Shows: 0. WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!! Regular seasons stats and awards to follow. WLC score: 34 Honor Roll C Karl Handel 1st Team Center (26-92krb, 1 SkA) 3rd straight 1st team selection! G Scott Caldwell 1st Team Guard (24-81 KrB, 2 SkA) 4th straight all-pro selection! Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 237-416-3300-25-11 91.5 RB Sean Pourdanesh 243-881-6 RB Warren Massey 168-678-9 WR Dustin Kirk 52-1049-9 WR Ethan Grasmanis 61-961-9 KR/PR Zach Gerhardt 8.3 pra, 30.6 kra, 3 return tds K Lorenzo Malone 29-36FG, 47-48XP P Stephen Berlioz 43.1 avg, 37in20 DE Trent Kennedy 11.5 scks S Jimmy Farrell & Victor Wimmer 6 ints a piece [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 01-24-2001).]
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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01-24-2001, 03:59 PM
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Congrats Subby!! I knew you could do it!
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01-24-2001, 04:04 PM
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Big Cheater you...
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01-24-2001, 04:34 PM
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Thanks guys! And dont worry TRO...I have 20 more years to give you a royal ass-kicking
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Way to go Subby - I won my first in 2019 and haven't been back since! I feel your pain!
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2027 Richmond Bulldozers
Herb says: 100/75/55/52: 65! (our best score to date). We turned a 16 million dollar profit! We rehire our scout Warren Harper, but double his salary to a mill a year. We also resign the great Wally Cady. We franchise our pissy starting FB Dana Schwartz. Hopefully he will calm down long enought o sign a long term deal. FREE AGENCY We sign three backups in the second half of free agency: S Shane Mast, G Melvin Gavin and DT Mo Forster. Draft We need some bodies. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Alfred Whiting, CB, Baylor - Will start immediately. Rnd 2 - Earnest Benton, T, UNLV Rnd 3 - Cornell Hartl, G, Purdue Rnd 4 - Kennedy Bey, DT, Tulsa - Suprised he fell this far. Rnd 5 - Junior Aber, RB, Colorado Rnd 6 - Wally Roose, QB, Oklahoma State Rnd 7 - Malcolm Lyons, WR, Auburn No break outs after preseason/training camp, although our QB of 5 years, Jamal Parrish, has all of a sudden gotten a small boost in several areas. Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season 12-4. We score 379 points (T-6th), allow 275 (T-8th). Playoffs Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows Jamal Parrish is Bowl MVP (24-36-389-3-1) ***BUT WAIT! We crash right after the Superbowl and have to replay it (will I ever learn? At least we saved after the League Championships)*** Miami Dolphins at Richmond Bulldozers. We repeat as SuperBowl Champions Anyway!Jamal Parrish still wins game MVP. Phew... I should get a deduction for being a friggin moron, however...I will send my gamefiles to the auditor for inspection... WLCPoints: 35 (12+3+2+3+5+10) Honor Roll Karl Handel, 1st Team Center (44-124 35.4% 3 SkA) 4th 1st Team selection in a row Ian Lacey, 1st Team Guard (33-80 41.2% 1 SkA) 2nd All-Pro selection Darrell Fields, 1st Team Tackle (30-86 34.8%, 6 SkA) First Selection Lorenzo Malone, 1st Team Kicker (36-44FG, 35-36XP) Second Selection Dana Schwartz, 2nd Team Fullback (38-142-2, 9-28KRB 32.1%) First Selection Key Players QB Jamal Parrish (217-377-2985-13-18 74.5) Awful season. Signs a big contract and...SUCK! RB Warren Massie (330-1315-15 rec:34-280-2) WR Dustin Kirk (54-986-2) KR/PR Zach Gerhardt (9.3, 1 td punt ret / 31.7, 2 td kick ret) 6 return tds in two years P Stephen Berlioz (41.5avg, 42 of 79 in20) OLB Ralph McDonald (65 tckls, 5.5 scks) DE Trent Kenedy (10.5 scks)
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01-27-2001, 09:13 AM
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Bulldozers 2028 Season
Herb Says: 100/57/59/74 : 68 Two Superbowls in row so we retain our staff: Head of Player Development Warren Harper (54) and Head Coach Wally Cady . Out ticket prices (Wash in parentheses): Upper Deck: 100 (111) Club Seats: 6,500 (6,700) End Zone: 110 (111) Luxury Boxes: 305,000 (328,000) Mezzanine: 120 (133) VR Boxes: 305,000 (328,000) Sidelines: 140 (185) We made 26,150,000 last year. We cant decide who to fanchise, so we put the tag on our old friend Jimmy Farrell and let Trent Kennedy test the waters. All Pro FB Dana Schwartz has been pissed at us for years and wont resign. We managed to make another 26 mill last year - we will probably freeze ticket prices for a year. Free Agency We have 36,500,000 under the cap, but with some big signings on the horizon (massey) we try not to go overboard. We overpay for DE Lonnie Hansen 4 yrs 38.6 million. He tops out in the 60s against the run and pass, making him fairly valuable. Hopefully we can squeeze him under the cap for the next 4 years. That was a big enough splash and we stay quiet for the rest of FA. We are down to 28.35 mil in cap room. Draft One of those needs drafts. Not too crazy about our pickups, but the draft was weak as all get out. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Wendell Lachance, DT, Colorado Rnd 2 - Floyd Turnbull, DE, Iowa State Rnd 3 - Derek Brock, DT, Concord State Rnd 4 - Bryant Thornton, C, Air Force Rnd 5 - Neal Kindred, FB, Michigan Rnd 6 - Rob Sinclair, FB, Purdue Rnd 7 - Bobby Dalan, FB, Nebraska We get screwed as our 2nd and 4th round picks bust in an ugly way. Exhibition Season We go 3-1 with our key guys benched. Hopefully a good omen. After camp we decide to clear cap room, so we cut starting T Darrel Fields, who had a bad camp. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows Our defense has another dominant year, allowing just 206 points of offense (12.8 per game). Our offense scored 383 for a per game differential of +16. Our rushing offense was first at 153.9 ypg, our pass offense was fifth from the bottom at 178.9 ypg. Our defense was number one against the run at 81.9 ypg, while our pass defense was 14th, allowing 211.2 ypg. Playoffs We won our division and get a buy in the wild card round. an added bonus because a couple of our guys get a chance to rest. Thank god our best LB, Neely, who we thought might be out for the year (and had been listed as such) is now listed as Questionable. Our starting Weak Side CB is also now fully healthy. Our only significant injury is to ur starting FB and he is the weakest starter of the 22. Greensboro Swamp Ducks (12-5) @ Richmond Bulldozers (13-3) We beat Greensboro in a minor shoot out earlier this year, 34-28. They are fairly healthy, except at RB. Up 14-3 with 2:14 on the clock, we allow the go ahead TD to the Swamp Ducks. We get the ball and drive, but the game ends on a Parrish Interception, which is returned for a touchdown. Bitter end to the season. We lose 21-13. Two of their tds were on int returns for tds. Our defense holds them to 199 total yards, but we cant get anything going on the ground (Parrish threw for 340 yards). Indy (17-2) wins the SuperBowl. Honor Roll Karl Handel, 1st Team Center, 52-122 KRb 42.6% 2SkA (5th straight honor) Scott Caldwell, 2nd Team G, 30-93KRb 32.2% 3SkA (5th all-pro nod) Herman Lynch, 2nd Team CB (2nd time) 4ints, 33.7PDQ Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 212-378-2803-20-12 84.1 RB Warren Massie 298-1415-13, rec:34-304-2 (robbed) P Stephen Berlioz 43.5ypp, 37-92in20 S Victor Wimmer 96 tckls, 4 int, 37.1PDQ (robbed) S Jimmy Farrell 91 tckls WLC Points: 13+3+2: 18
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02-01-2001, 08:24 PM
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Bulldozers 2029 Season
Herb Says: 68 87/73/53/69 We finish in the black, but just one playoff game makes us perilously close to the red (+3 mill). We hire Rondell Agee to a 4-yr 12 million dollar contract, bidding a fond farewell to legend Wally Cady. Coach Cady's skills were starting to erode, so we decided to go in a different direction. With 46 million under the cap we decide not to franchise anyone, but instead look to make a big splash in FA. We keep ticket prices stable. We'll be able to build a new stadium in 2 years. Free Agency We sign LB stud Julio Johnstone to a 4-yr 46 mill contract. He is high 90s in run defense and pass coverage, with solid rush and endurance numbers. He'll anchor the 3-4 fir the next 4 years. The rest of the FA pool is fairly weak, so we move on to the draft. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Butch Kunz, G, Bowling Green Rnd 2 - Deion Eaves, LB, Pittsburgh Rnd 3 - Claude Hutchings, TE, West Virginia Rnd 4 - Jonathan Browning, S, East Carolina Rnd 5 - Randal Hernandez, G, Southern Mississippi Rnd 6 - Derek Francis, WR, California Rnd 7 - Rich Kemp, RB, Michigan All in all a good draft - I see potential starters in at least the first three picks. We finish camp without a change. Exhibition comes and goes and we finish 4-0 with our key guys on the bench. Hopefully a good omen. We change up our offense this year, reducing our 75 run percentage on key downs to 65% run. We keep our pass percentages at 50% on alternate downs. We do this because Jamal Parrish has developed into a nice QB with respect to ratings. Hopefully change will do us good. I sense this group has another two or three years before the bottom starts dropping out, so we need to take advantage of our talent base. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We were doing great til we lost 3 of our last 4 games. It stings to win 10 games and miss the playoffs. Off Scoring: 465(1) - our strategy shift worked with repsect to more scoring Def Scoring: 305(16) - our defense bit it big time. we need to strengthen our down linemen. Portland, who we beat this year, wins the Bowl. We get shut out in the post season awards - for the first time ever, I think. QB Parrish throws for 3500 yds, 27td and 21int RB Massey 210-1069-9tds rec: 33-420-4 WR Kirk 56-1020-13 S Wimmer 76 tckls, 6int WLC Points: 10 [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 02-01-2001).]
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02-01-2001, 08:28 PM
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2030 Bulldozers
Herb says: 66/70/36/73:58 Scout Warren Hampton leaves us for greener pastures. We sign Scott Hampton for 3 years. We raise ticket prices on the sidelines (165) and in the boxes (325K). We franchise G Scott Caldwell, figuring he has at least onemore good year left in him - we were afraid to give him a bonus because we thought he might retire and we would lose the money. Free Agency We make an offer on a DE but lose out. We sign 2nd year T Dana Cooley to a 7-year 19.25 mil contract instead. We decide not to sign anyone else and pray for a good draft. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Darnell Segal, DE, Alcorn State Rnd 2 - Horace Kissinger, RB, New Mexico Rnd 3 - Charles Horner, LB, Army Rnd 4 - Korey Norris, WR, Texas Southern Rnd 5 - Marc Kelley, DT, Lafayette Rnd 6 - Myron Wilson, CB, Texas A&M Rnd 7 - Alex Cobb, WR, Pittsburgh Another soso draft. We are headed for the shitter. No busts or breakouts. We finish the exhibiton season at 4-0. Regular Season >Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season at 11-5 and win our division for the 5th time in the past 6 years. Playoffs Divisionals Minnesota (11-4-1) at Richmond (11-5) Horace Kissinger runs for his third td in the second quarter and the rout is on. We rush for 329 total yards - a team record. Richmond Bulldozers Individual Statistics Conference Finals Richmond (12-5) at Tampa Bay (13-4) We cant get anything going on the ground after last week's monster performance. We fall 26-21. WR Kirk has a monster game 14-204-2. Tampa Bay goes on to win the Bowl. Honor Roll Dustin Kirk 75-1562-10, 1st Team Wide Receiver Ian Lacey 35-95KRB, 3 SkA, 1st Team Guard Reggie Rasmussen, 43-534-4, 2nd Team Tight End Stephen Berlioz, 44.1ypp, 49-91in20 Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 257-438-3865-23-17 89.0 WLC Points: 19
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02-01-2001, 08:34 PM
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2031 Bulldozers
Herb says: 81/66/54/72 66 G Scott Caldwell, a long time starter and 5 time all pro retired. We only lost 3 million last year, so we keep the ticket prices where they are. We Franchise starting FB Neil Kindred Free Agency We get screwed in FA, as two LBs we bid on get taken right form under us. We do get our third choice at LB for 3yrs 25.37 million. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Marvin Blakely, S, Florida State Rnd 2 - Phil Malano, DE, Eastern Kentucky Rnd 3 - Ernest Terrell, CB, Eastern Kentucky Rnd 4 - Charlie Arnold, RB, Navy Rnd 5 - Raymond Heller, FB, Oregon State Rnd 6 - Neal Lane, C, Alabama Rnd 7 - Bucky Mueller, WR, North Texas No busts or breakouts after camp. We go 2-2 in exhibition games. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows So, we have a great year, finishing 13-3, winning our division, and making it to the conference finals. We lose to the Bucs for the second year in a row - which stings. We score 458 points and give up 239 for a +219! That's almost a 2 td a game difference. Half of our team is up for new contracts and we try to resign as many guys as possible, but decide to let a bunch of guys hit FA, including long time starting Safety and Bulldozer legend Jimmy Farrell. The Bucs win the Super Bowl again. Honor Roll Reggie Rasmussen, 1st Team TE, 47-718-4 Karl Handel, 1st Team Center, 30-90KRB, 3 SkA (6th 1st Team Honor) Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 277-477-3,773-26-11 98.0 RB Warren Massie 270-955-8 rec:50-460-7 WR Dustin Kirk 62-1206-5 P Stephen Berlioz 83punts-42.7avg-43in20 LB Norman Reid 77tckls, 9 sacks CB Herman Lynch 7ints Our Team Offense is much more balanced, as we are 8th in passing, 5th in rushing. Our defenseis 3rd against the run, 1st against the pass. I am so proud. WLC points: 21
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02-01-2001, 08:41 PM
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2032 Bulldozers
Herb says:87/58/35/72 58 I am so happy because we can build a new stadium this year! We hire 37-yr old Scout Casey Jackson to a 5-yr 810,000 contract. Rondell Agee has a year left on his contract and remains our head coach. Nervous about losing 3 tackles, we franchise Norman Edwards. We lose a hefty 81 mill, mostly due to a 50 mill increase in player bonuses and a decrease in ticket revenue. We raise Messanine and Sidelines tix to 130 (132) and 180 (185) respectively. In our 15th season we take a long hard look at renovatingour season. We ask for an additional 15000 seats, more club seats and luxury boxes. Free Agency Not real sure what we are looking for - probably some type of defense... We sign run-stuffing LB Keith Ybarra to a 3-yr 27 million dollar contract. We make some long term offers to possible o-line backups and go to the draft. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Maurice Fulcher, DE, Marshall Rnd 2 - Lamont Joyner, C, Kentucky Rnd 3 - Roman Lane, FB, Brown Rnd 4 - Mercury Ingraham, LB, Vanderbilt Rnd 5 - Mickey Newton, QB, Texas A&M Rnd 6 - A.J. Inman, WR, Michigan Rnd 7 - Ian Henry, FB, Kansas State Nothing special - hoping for some breakouts. Dont get any. We finish exhibiton with a 3-1 record, but lose CB Whiting for 2-3 months. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish 11-5 and win our division for the 7th time in 8 years. We score 405 points and give up 282 (+123). Divisionals Philly (10-7) at Richmond (11-5) W 31-21. The Triumvarite (Parrish, Kirk, and Massey) go big. They get a td in garbage time to make it kinda close. Portland (12-5) at Richmond (12-5) L 18-29. Goddammitttttt. Our running game gets stuffed and we once again miss the Superbowl. The Bengals win the Bowl. Season Awards Warren Massie, MVP, OPOY, 1st Team Running Back (321-1,855-16 rec: 44-401-4) Reggie Rasmussen, 1st Team Tight End (51-701-6) Karl Handel, 1st Team Center (30-94KRB, 4SkA) (7th 1st Team Honor) Ian Lacey, 1st Team Guard (36-93KRB, 2 SkA) Ernest Terrel, 1st Team Cornerback (12 GS, 59 tckls, 6 INT, td, 39.0 PDQ) Dustin Kirk, 1st Team WR, (63-1254-4) Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 248-416-3,442-21-9 94.0 P Stephen Berlioz 54 punts, 44.1avg,20 in20 LB Norman Reid 81 tkls 4 sacks WLC Points: 19 [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 02-01-2001).]
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02-01-2001, 08:46 PM
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2033 Bulldozers
Herb says: 84/73/47/71 67 We lose 31 mill, but with our renovations are going to help that. Disappointed in three straight Conference Title game losses, we hire a new coach: James Wiliamson. He has an Excellent in both offensive and defensive playcalling, Excellent in Young Talent, and Very Good in Avoid Injury. We franchise TE Reggie Rasmussen. Free Agency With long time stud T Antoine Brady aging, we offer big money to T Rick Wiggins. He takes 4yrs 59.75mil - meaning we will probably have to cut someone at that position. We are left with only 21 million under the cap, so we skip the rest of FA. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Jerry Leyva, T, Louisiana State Rnd 2 - Gary Mayes, DE, Tennessee Rnd 3 - Bryce Raymond, DE, Tulane Rnd 4 - Devin Thornton, S, UCLA Rnd 5 - Preston Abrams, RB, North Carolina State Rnd 6 - Vince Thomason, DT, Mississippi State Rnd 7 - Mercury Bradley, TE, Texas We trade DE Phil Malano to Minnesota for a2nd round pick and QB Warren Hardy, whom we immediately cut. No busts no breakouts - woohoo. Exhibition Season We go 3-1 in the preseason but with a bunch of injuries. I am already regretting not having a coach with an excellent in avoid injury. Regular Season >Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We make the playoffs as a wildcard at 12-4! We lost our starting QB for the year with a crummy backup and that really hurt us. We scored 394 points and only allowed 241 - first in defense, 5th in offense. Playoffs Wildcard Minnesota (11-5) at Richmond (12-4) W 14-0. Big win as our defense comes through. Massie runs for 180 yards. Divisionals Richmond (13-4) at Carolina (13-3) W 41-20. Defense and special teams come through for us as our offense blows. Conference Championships Richmond (14-4) @ New York Giants (13-4) W 22-21. Down 21-6 in the second half, we score 16 unanswered points to pull it out. Warren Massie is a hoss - going 30-162. We renegotiate everyone we can and go to the Bowl!!!! SuperBowl Richmond (15-4) @ Seattle (12-6) W 27-7 Our defense saves our asses once again. In a season where we lost our QB for most of the year, we win the Superbowl as a Wildcard!! Warren Massie goes for a 100 and Keith Ybarra tackles 12 and takes MVP honors. Wooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!! Honors Karl Handel, 1st Team Center (30-103KRB, 4SkA) Butch Kunz, 1st Team Guard (30-82KRB, 4SkA) Stephen Berlioz, 2nd Team Punter (44.5 avg, 42in20) Key Players RB Warren Massie 244-1021-10 RB Charlie Arnold 178-822-6 DE Lonnie Hansen 13.0 sacks WLC Points 35
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Bulldozers 2034 Season
Herb says: 100/73/40/71 : 68 After 15 great seasons, the legendary C Karl Handel retires. Handel was named a first team all pro eight times in his last 10 seasons - a remarkable run. We decide not to franchise anyone this year, meaning we will lose long time T Antoine Brady and starting OLB Norman Reid. Their skills were deteriorating, though, and we think we can get better. We also have an extra pick in the 2nd round this year. We keep our coach (James WIlliamson) and scout (Casey Jackson) and institute a modest ticket price increase. We resign TE Reggie Rasmussen to a 2 yr 14.06 mil contract and 5th yr G Derek Feliciano to a 3yr 31.25 mil contract. We also offer backup T Norman Stevens a 7 yr 17.34 mil contract. In a cap move we send starting DE Lonnie Hansen to Jacksonville for a 6th round pick. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Casey Stargell, DT, Mississippi State Rnd 2 - Otis Green, QB, Northeastern St, Ok. Rnd 2 - Vinny Brown, WR, Tennessee Rnd 3 - Will Buckner, DT, La Salle Rnd 4 - Kirk Hicks, RB, UNLV Rnd 5 - Josh Roberts, LB, Colorado State Rnd 6 - Robert Wilkerson, FB, Michigan State Rnd 6 - Henry Carpenter, C, Colorado Rnd 7 - Jamal Gray, FB, Notre Dame Jury is still out on this draft - hopefully Green will be our QB of the future. Stargell is a run stopping impresario. Vinny Brown a posession-type receiver. We receive an intriguing trade - a very good starting Center and a 4th round pick for our other starting DE, Darnell Segal. We decide to give our young DEs some run an pull the trigger. No real busts or breakouts. Sigh. We score 154 points in the preseason. Damn. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season 14-2, (our best record ever) and score 454 points (2nd) and allow 250 (3rd). Our Power Rating at the end of the year was 90. Playoffs Divisionals New Orleans (13-4) @ Richmond (14-2) W 31-10 They go up 10-7 after the 1st Q, but we rip off 24 the rest of the way for the win. RB Massie goes 28-168-2 for the MVP honors. QB Parrish is the model of efficiency, going 12-15-119-2-0. Conference Finals Richmond (15-2) @ Carolina (15-2) L 17-27. We go in healthier than I can ever remeber us being in a playoff game. They stuff our running game, however and we go home. Carolina goes on to win the Bowl, 24-17. Honor Roll Reggie Rasmussen, 1st Team Tight End, 60-712-4 Dustin Kirk, 1st Team Wide Receiver, 83-1,351-14 Butch Kunz, 1st Team Guard, 35-82KRB, 4SkA Stephen Berlioz, 1st Team Punter, 101-4407-43.6 44in20 Lorenzo Malone, 1st Team Kicker, 37-41FG, 47-48PAT Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 213-368-2743-23-6 95.3 RB Warren Massie 274-1122-9 rec: 48-417-6 [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 02-03-2001).]
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Bulldozers 2035
Herb Says: 87/77/44/75 69 We stand pat on ticket prices, staff, et al. Free Agency We decide to stay out of free agency and set our sites on the draft. We are offered the first pick in the draft for T Rick Wiggins. We see our QB Of the future and say YES!!!!!!!!!!!! We also trade backup FB Roger WIlkerson for a 5th round pick. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Tito Wyoming, QB, California Rnd 1 - Kim Preston, CB, Wisconsin Rnd 2 - Ray Iafrate, LB, Tulane Rnd 3 - Robbie Krebs, WR, UNLV Rnd 4 - Emmitt Vinson, RB, Miami, Florida Rnd 4 - Eugene Widell, C, Stanford Rnd 5 - Bob Franklin, TE, Notre Dame Rnd 5 - Allen Barker, DT, Mississippi State Rnd 6 - Bill Gillum, RB, Tennessee State Rnd 7 - Wes Shaw, WR, Kent Dear god, please dont let Wyoming or Preston bust...Vinson could be starting at RB if Massie leaves... And Wyoming survives!  Our stadium renovation is complete and we presell all 95,000 seats. In all likelihood this is the last hurrah for Jamal Parrish, Warren Massie and some other veterans - we are looking at a new era with Wyoming and be looking to bring in youngsters for the second half of our franchise's era. We finish the preseason 4-0 and allow just 43 points. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season 13-3, atop the NFC East. We finish 2nd in points scored (426) and 1st in points allowed (247). Our power rating was 88 (1st). Playoffs Wildcard Bye - need this week to get healthy. Divisionals Tampa Bay 12-5 @ Richmond 13-3 L 18-33. We cant seem to beat TB in the playoffs. I think we are 0-4 against them lifetime. Bucs go on to win the Bowl. Bastards have won 3 in 6 years. Honor Roll Kim Preston DROY, 1st Team CB (11 ints, 55.3pdq) Reggie Rasmussen, 1st Team TE (45-415-2) Roger Migliore, 1st Team C (40-122KRb, 3 SkA) Butch Kunz, 1st Team G (42-122KRb, 1 SKa) Derrick Feliciano, 1st Team G (41-87KRb, 4 SKa) Stephen Berlioz, 1st Team P (41.8avg, 48-89in20) Dustin Kirk, 1st Team WR (67-1213-13) Key Players QB Jamal Parrish 194-344-2518-16-8 85.3 RB Emmitt Vinson 224-1054-11 LB Keith Ybarra 82 tckls, 3.5 scks DE Gary Mayes 10.0 scks WLC points: 18 [This message has been edited by Subby (edited 02-04-2001).]
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Bulldozers 2036 Season
Herb throws an overall 75, thanks to our profitable (+144 million) stadium. We franchise our starting DE, and we are under the cap 41 million. We standpat onticket prices. FA is really weak this year, so we take a pass. Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Shannon Burke, LB, Ohio State Rnd 2 - Junior Perez, G, Colorado Rnd 3 - Randy Robertson, P, Colorado Rnd 4 - Teddy Frederick, RB, Penn State Rnd 5 - Josh Harding, WR, Cincinnati Rnd 6 - Justin Dalzell, FB, Notre Dame Rnd 7 - Herman Aneigh, WR, Iowa State Not a spectacular group - mostly pluggers (except for the Punter, who will understudy for a year). We finish th preseason 4-0 for the 3rd straght year, allowing but 54 points on defense. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season 11-5 and win our division. Our LB Corps is in shambles, and our defense suffers. We score 441 (3rd) but allow 322 (15). Wildcard Bye Divisional Playoffs Tampa Bay (11-6) @ Richmond (11-5) W 26-10! Dear God why do we have to play Tampa Bay every friggin year? Well we actually exact a bit of revenge and win one for once. We run out to a 23-0 lead and cruise. Conference Finals Richmond (12-5) @ New Orleans (13-4) L 19-28. 4 ints for tds in the game between both teams. Realistic! Honors Derrick Feliciano, 1st Team Guard (24-77KRB, 2SkA) Victor Wimmer, 2nd Team Safety (7int, 85tckls, 46.8pdq) Key Players QB Tito Wyoming 292-536-3,904-33-20 82.7 WLC Points 19
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Bulldozers 2037 Season
Herb Says: 87/68/78/74 75 Congratulations to Bulldozers legendary Safety Jimmy Farrell, newly inducted into the League Hall. 245 games - 1154 tckls - 62 ints!!! JIMMY!!! LB Julio Johnstone retires instead of testing FA and nickelback Winston Negron retires after a career-ending injury. We reup Head Scout Casey Jackson for 5 yrs 700K. We part ways with James Williamson and sign Williamson Disciple Omar Simpson to a 5yr 15 million dollar deal. We franchise DE Bryce Raymond -he's not great but it will help our cohesion. Free Agency We need LBs, but the pickings are slim. We turn our attention to maxed-out FB Les Rheams and sign him to a 3yr 20 mill deal. Draft Amateur Draft Report: Rnd 1 - Trevor Pina, LB, Clemson Rnd 2 - Edgar McCarthy, RB, Rice Rnd 3 - Dennis Alcott, LB, Arizona Rnd 4 - Michael Small, RB, Ferris State Rnd 5 - Emmanuel Ellard, C, Rutgers Rnd 6 - Barry Douglas, WR, Alabama Rnd 7 - Tommy Kirk, S, Stanford Very good draft. Several future starters in there. We try some new Offensive sets and tendencies. We also give our new FB some touches. We finish the preseason 3-1 with few minor injuries. Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish 12-4 and win our division again. We score 396 points (5th) and allow but 229 (3rd). Playoffs Wildcard Carolina (9-7) @ Richmond (12-4) W 34-13. We score 27 straight points to put the game out of reach. Divisionals Richmond (13-4) @ Portland (12-4) L 14-20. I'm beginning to think we will never makeit back to the big one. Honor Roll Les Rheams, 1st Team FB (4th honor) Butch Kunz, 1st Team G (35-94KRB, 1SkA) (4th Honor) Reggie Rasmussen, 2nd Team TE (36-425-5) (6th honor) Derrick Feliciano, 2nd Team G (4th Honor) Key Players QB Tito Wyoming 273-447 (61%) 3,602yds 26tds 15ints 91.9 rating RB Emmitt Vinson 245-1254-8 WR Dustin Kirk 69-1131-8 WLC Points: 17
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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02-07-2001, 10:30 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
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2038 Season
Herb Says: 79/70/87/74 77 The great Dustin Kirk retires - he will be a lock for the Hall at WR. The great Center Karl Handel is inducted into the Hall of Fame. One of only three in the Hall, he played 15 years, garnering 8 1st Team all pro selections. We Franchise Safety Marvin Blakely. Free Agency We sign DE George Murry to a 4yr 46.7mil deal. We still have 60 mill under the cap and look for some more help. We resign LB Ybarra and also add a stud Safety for cheap. Draft Rnd 1 - Jerry Benefield, LB, Tulane Rnd 2 - Lonnie Williamson, T, Missouri Rnd 3 - Christian Ensign, DT, Colorado State Rnd 4 - Tommie Fletcher, QB, Michigan State Rnd 5 - Harris Idomir, TE, Maryland Rnd 6 - Ellis Stevens, CB, Colgate Rnd 7 - Donald Fitzgerald, RB, East Carolina WEAK... Regular Season Week Opponent Result Attend No-Shows We finish the season at 12-4, but lose the division tiebreaker to Philly. We score a team record 508 points (1st) and allow 296 (8th). Playoffs Wildcard Detroit (10-6) @ Richmond (12-4) W 31-24. Tito Wyoming 24-36-397-4-0 Robbie Krebs 10-194-2 Divisionals Richmond (13-4) @ Philly (12-4) W 16-15. The only TD of the game, a 14yd Mike Small scamper, seals the game. Conference Finals Richmond (14-4) @ Greensboro (12-5) L 17-37. Like I said - we will never make it back to the Bowl... Honors Victor Wimmer, DPOY, 1st Team Safety (64tckls, 7int, 4td) Roger Migliore, 1st Team Center (30Krb, 1SkA) Butch Kunz, 1st Team Guard (31KRB, 3SKA) Ernest Terrell, 1st Team Cornerback (13gs, 5int,43 tckls) Reggie Rasmussen, 2nd Team Tight End (59-694-3) Key Players Tito Wyoming 263-432-60.8%-27td-14int 92.6 WLC points: 17
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