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Old 04-22-2004, 03:34 PM   #1
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Exclamation There's a testy wind blowing about FOFC...

...a zesty, devil-may-care, up-yoursness. Notice it?

Dull no longer. :o
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:35 PM   #2
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:35 PM   #3
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I just thought that Fritz had been eating beans again.
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:38 PM   #4
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Nice testes.
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:39 PM   #5
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Who stole my testes?
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:47 PM   #6
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Who stole my testes?

I'm pretty sure that was The Afoci. He probably sliced them up and made a PB&T sandwich out of them.

That's his favorite sandwich...
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Old 04-22-2004, 03:48 PM   #7
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Well shit.

Guess I'm gonna have to go in for that sex change afterall.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:14 PM   #8
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Well shit.

Guess I'm gonna have to go in for that sex change afterall.

That will probably blow all the money you have saved up for that car.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:16 PM   #9
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That will probably blow all the money you have saved up for that car.

Yeah, but if I become a hot chick, I can make that money easily working the street.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:18 PM   #10
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It's April, it's already getting hot and muggy, and my testes, while still intact, are sweaty and they itch like a bitch. So leave me the F*CK ALONE.
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:19 PM   #11
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It's April, it's already getting hot and muggy, and my testes, while still intact, are sweaty and they itch like a bitch. So leave me the F*CK ALONE.

F*cking lawyers!!!!
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:51 PM   #12
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get to work slackers
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:50 PM   #13
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It's still in the air.

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Old 04-23-2004, 03:51 PM   #14
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Indeed!
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Old 04-23-2004, 03:59 PM   #15
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Heart is in the air...
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:15 PM   #16
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Heart is in the air...

I thought I heard "Magic Man" playing in the background...
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:19 PM   #17
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Try to understand.
Tryyyyyyyy to understand!
Try, try, try to understand...
He's a magic man, momma.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:19 PM   #18
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By the way, I think this is an appropriate time to point out that Heart's Ann & Nancy Wilson attended my high school.

Thank you very much.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:20 PM   #19
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Thank you. Now I have this song going through my head...

...as sung by Sandra Bernhardt!
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:20 PM   #20
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Try to understand.
Tryyyyyyyy to understand!
Try, try, try to understand...
He's a magic man, momma.

he's got the magic hands...
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:21 PM   #21
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*really dated-sounding synthesizer music*
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:24 PM   #22
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I think we've hit on a recipe for soothing the testy winds - more talk of rockin' women and dated synthesizer music.

I can feel my rage subsiding already.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:26 PM   #23
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*cue really dated-sounding synthesizer music*

I hear a voice
In the room next to mine.
Feels good.
Sounds good.
Closes the door from behind.
And another voice calls through the door.

I am dealin' with a man.
Who when away from me stays deep in side my heart.
And he says if anyone falls in love...
It will be one of us.

If anyonnnnnnnne falls in lovvvvvvvvve...
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:27 PM   #24
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:28 PM   #25
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I rule.

The stupids.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:30 PM   #26
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Thank you. Now I have this song going through my head...

...as sung by Sandra Bernhardt!

Sandra Bernhardt excites me....and I know she's ugly.....Im so confused.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:37 PM   #27
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Sandra Bernhardt excites me....and I know she's ugly.....Im so confused.

As Jeffrey Ross so elequently put it...I wouldn't f*ck her with Bea Arthur's dick!
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:40 PM   #28
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The stupids.

You're ruining the mood.

"I believe I can fly,

I believe I can touch the sky,

I think about it every night and day..."
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:42 PM   #29
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You're ruining the mood.

"I believe I can fly,

I believe I can touch the sky,

I think about it every night and day..."

It's fitting that after reading this post, my eye caught on the word "puke" in your sig.
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:47 PM   #30
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Everyone chill out, or I start quoting more Stevie Nicks. Don't MESS with me!
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:48 PM   #31
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This thread has taken a disturbing change of direction. I much prefered when it was centered on CW's testes...
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:50 PM   #32
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1, 2, 3?
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Old 04-23-2004, 04:51 PM   #33
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Thank you...
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Old 04-29-2004, 10:23 AM   #34
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Feel that gust?
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Old 04-29-2004, 10:26 AM   #35
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fucking elitists.
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