Important Question on Line of Succession

Fritz · 05-13-2004, 07:54 AM

Since John Lennon passed in the early 80s, who has been the Walrus? Is there a current Walrus? If not, what is the process for becoming the walrus?

This is important.

WSUCougar · 05-13-2004, 08:02 AM

I am the walrus. I am also the ape man. Coo-koo-kachoo.

Fritz · 05-13-2004, 08:04 AM

no you are not. stop fucking around

Poli · 05-13-2004, 08:05 AM

I have no clue what you are talking about.

Fritz · 05-13-2004, 08:06 AM

yes you do. stop fucking around

corbes · 05-13-2004, 08:11 AM

What about Craig Stadler? He's been The Walrus since the mid-70s.

WSUCougar · 05-13-2004, 08:14 AM

Can I be the penguin then?

sachmo71 · 05-13-2004, 08:17 AM

I'm just an eggman, but someday I hope to advance to walrus.

Poli · 05-13-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes

What about Craig Stadler? He's been The Walrus since the mid-70s.

This guy looks like Rod Beck.

Poli · 05-13-2004, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Can I be the penguin then?

Would you like to ride in the Batmobile?

scooper · 05-13-2004, 08:37 AM

Someone's never listened to Glass Onion

Lennon: "I told you about the walrus and me-man. You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all. The walrus was Paul."

NoMyths · 05-13-2004, 08:38 AM

I thought Paul was the Walrus.

NoMyths · 05-13-2004, 08:39 AM

Ah...the rare scooper/NoMyths walrus demasking.

WSUCougar · 05-13-2004, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

This guy looks like Rod Beck.

Or the bastard step-child of Rod Beck and Wilford Brimley.

Damn, that's good oatmeal!

corbes · 05-13-2004, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by scooper

Someone's never listened to Glass Onion

Lennon: "I told you about the walrus and me-man. You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all. The walrus was Paul."

So is it safe to say that Craig Stadler has been the Walrus since Paul died?

Surtt · 05-13-2004, 10:05 AM

I think the vice-walrus becomes the walrus
after that I think the speaker-of-the-house becomes the walrus.

Cecil Fielder · 05-13-2004, 10:09 AM

so once John buried Paul ("I buried Paul") then he became the walrus? because the walrus WAS Paul, not IS Paul....

so i guess that leaves Yoko Ono as the Walrus? or Ringo Starr?

WSUCougar · 05-13-2004, 10:13 AM

No, Yoko is a pain-in-the-ass.

Franklinnoble · 05-13-2004, 10:18 AM

I hear The Afoci is intimately acquainted with the walrus... you should ask him.

Logan · 05-13-2004, 10:24 AM

Ferris Bueller (but he'd still have to bum rides off people).

corbes · 05-13-2004, 10:25 AM

The more I think about this, the more confident I am about Craig Stadler. I'm not kidding, by the way.

Fritz · 05-13-2004, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I hear The Afoci is intimately acquainted with the walrus... you should ask him.

don't tell me he got a walrus stuck in his sock this time

Franklinnoble · 05-13-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

don't tell me he got a walrus stuck in his sock this time

Don't take my word for it... he has polaroids.

NoMyths · 05-13-2004, 12:17 PM

Paul is still alive. You cannot retire from being the Walrus, you can only hand the title over on your deathbed, accompanied by fourteen nights of acid and binge-drinking.

corbes · 05-13-2004, 12:28 PM

So I guess we haven't answered the question. Who is next in line to be the Walrus?

Noop · 05-13-2004, 12:31 PM

Why is he sending coded messages on the internet?

I just guessed Fritz dont come after me unless your a good guy

(no homo)

The Afoci · 05-13-2004, 12:41 PM

Perhaps we should ask Walter. I never lost a walrus in my sock. It was actually a woolen condom made for rare Elephants that I bought really cheap used off of Ebay. Walrus's are suckers for those types of things.

Surtt · 05-13-2004, 12:45 PM

Are you sure Paul isn't dead?
I just saw his picture on yahoo and he didn't look so good.

corbes · 05-13-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Are you sure Paul isn't dead?
I just saw his picture on yahoo and he didn't look so good.

Was he barefoot?

Drake · 05-13-2004, 02:00 PM

The identity of the Walrus may be the most under-reported conspiracy in human history. You know it can't be the Masons or the Trilateral Commission secretly controlling the world, because we've all heard about them. Since we *haven't* heard about the power of the Walrus until now, he must secretly be controlling the world.

Axxon · 05-13-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Drake

The identity of the Walrus may be the most under-reported conspiracy in human history. You know it can't be the Masons or the Trilateral Commission secretly controlling the world, because we've all heard about them. Since we *haven't* heard about the power of the Walrus until now, he must secretly be controlling the world.

I don't know about that. No one has heard about my power either and I control nothing.

NoMyths · 05-13-2004, 02:28 PM

Walrus Silenced

Leonidas · 05-13-2004, 08:56 PM

I believe I personally am about 50 pounds and one wicked mustache away from declaring myself to the world as The Walrus.

cthomer5000 · 05-13-2004, 09:10 PM

Paul is and always has been the Walrus. The question is, who will succeed him?

05-13-2004, 08:02 AM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I am the walrus. I am also the ape man. Coo-koo-kachoo. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-13-2004, 08:04 AM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	no you are not. stop fucking around __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-13-2004, 08:05 AM	#4
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I have no clue what you are talking about. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

05-13-2004, 08:06 AM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	yes you do. stop fucking around __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

05-13-2004, 08:11 AM	#6
corbes College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	What about Craig Stadler? He's been The Walrus since the mid-70s. Last edited by corbes : 05-13-2004 at 08:24 AM.

05-13-2004, 08:14 AM	#7
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Can I be the penguin then? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-13-2004, 08:17 AM	#8
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I'm just an eggman, but someday I hope to advance to walrus.

05-13-2004, 08:37 AM	#11
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	Someone's never listened to Glass Onion Lennon: "I told you about the walrus and me-man. You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all. The walrus was Paul."

05-13-2004, 08:38 AM	#12
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	I thought Paul was the Walrus.

05-13-2004, 08:39 AM	#13
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Ah...the rare scooper/NoMyths walrus demasking.

05-13-2004, 10:05 AM	#16
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	I think the vice-walrus becomes the walrus after that I think the speaker-of-the-house becomes the walrus.

05-13-2004, 10:09 AM	#17
Cecil Fielder Mascot Join Date: Jul 2003	so once John buried Paul ("I buried Paul") then he became the walrus? because the walrus WAS Paul, not IS Paul.... so i guess that leaves Yoko Ono as the Walrus? or Ringo Starr? __________________ HEY!! That's MY sandwich!

05-13-2004, 10:13 AM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	No, Yoko is a pain-in-the-ass. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-13-2004, 10:18 AM	#19
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I hear The Afoci is intimately acquainted with the walrus... you should ask him.

05-13-2004, 10:24 AM	#20
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Ferris Bueller (but he'd still have to bum rides off people).

05-13-2004, 10:25 AM	#21
corbes College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	The more I think about this, the more confident I am about Craig Stadler. I'm not kidding, by the way.

05-13-2004, 12:17 PM	#24
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Paul is still alive. You cannot retire from being the Walrus, you can only hand the title over on your deathbed, accompanied by fourteen nights of acid and binge-drinking.

05-13-2004, 12:28 PM	#25
corbes College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	So I guess we haven't answered the question. Who is next in line to be the Walrus?

05-13-2004, 12:31 PM	#26
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Why is he sending coded messages on the internet? I just guessed Fritz dont come after me unless your a good guy (no homo) __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-13-2004, 12:41 PM	#27
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Perhaps we should ask Walter. I never lost a walrus in my sock. It was actually a woolen condom made for rare Elephants that I bought really cheap used off of Ebay. Walrus's are suckers for those types of things. __________________ I had something.

05-13-2004, 12:45 PM	#28
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Are you sure Paul isn't dead? I just saw his picture on yahoo and he didn't look so good.

05-13-2004, 02:00 PM	#30
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	The identity of the Walrus may be the most under-reported conspiracy in human history. You know it can't be the Masons or the Trilateral Commission secretly controlling the world, because we've all heard about them. Since we haven't heard about the power of the Walrus until now, he must secretly be controlling the world.

05-13-2004, 02:28 PM	#32
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Walrus Silenced

05-13-2004, 08:56 PM	#33
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	I believe I personally am about 50 pounds and one wicked mustache away from declaring myself to the world as The Walrus. __________________ Molon labe

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