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Old 06-14-2004, 02:47 AM   #1
Driftwood
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Im bored

Today I actually ate a toenail clipping. I didnt realize I was doing it until it got caught in my throat on the way down.

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Old 06-14-2004, 02:52 AM   #2
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Yummy!
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Old 06-14-2004, 02:53 AM   #3
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I do that on a regular basis. Sometimes I don't even bother clipping, I just gnaw right off the toe.

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Old 06-14-2004, 02:54 AM   #4
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I used to do that, Sun Tzu, but my girlfriend made me stop...
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Old 06-14-2004, 08:17 AM   #5
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
Guilty of no crime
Not enough, yet too much time
I'm burning in this hell
Plans to buy and dreams to sell

Sitting by myself
Living life and loving life
But something bothers me
What to do - I can't believe

I'm bored

Life it's not so fair
Nothing here and nothing there
I'm waiting constantly
It's not the way life's meant to be

Boredom starts to set
I try so hard but it's all I get
Keep waiting all the time
I think I've reached
The end of the line

I'm bored
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:08 PM   #6
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Location: In the thick of it.
I have come curiously close to the end, down
Beneath my self-indulgent pitiful hole,
Defeated, I concede and
Move closer
I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness
How pitiful

It's calling me...

And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping
The moon tells me a secret - my confidant
As full and bright as I am
This light is not my own and
A million light reflections pass over me

Its source is bright and endless
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her, we are lifeless satellites drifting

And as I pull my head out I am without one doubt
Don't wanna be down here feeding my narcissism.
I must crucify the ego before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out
Before I pine away.

So crucify the ego, before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical,
And you will come to find that we are all one mind
Capable of all that's imagined and all conceivable.
Just let the light touch you
And let the words spill through
And let them pass right through
Bringing out our hope and reason ...
before we pine away.
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Old 06-16-2004, 11:11 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by JeeberD
I used to do that, Sun Tzu, but my girlfriend made me stop...


You needed someone to tell you to stop doing this???
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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