FOFC Survivor: Biggest Jerk In Sports, vol III

Swaggs · 02-23-2003, 01:58 AM

FOFC Survivor: Biggest Jerk In Sports
The goal is to have the biggest jerk in sports left at the end of this Survivor. So, we are voting off the least offensive of the 10 remaining biggest sports jerks in this thread.

Tomorrow, the thread will be reborn w/ the 9 remaining jerks on board, and so on and so on, until we are left with the ultimate sports jerk.

Yesterday, the tribe spoke.

Voted off:
Day 1: Notre Dame University Football (23 of 73 / 31.51%)
Day 2: Daniel Snyder (10 of 52 / 19.23%)

Biggest jerk after:
Day 1: Mike Tyson (0 of 73 / 0%)
Day 2: Tie: Pete Rose, Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson (3 of 52 / 5.77%)

Please Welcome Our Wildcard Entries (voted in after Day 2):
--Bobby Knight
--Terrell Owens

Airhog · 02-23-2003, 02:27 AM

sorry I thought we were voting for most offensive, please disregard my vote for Randy moss.

Jets80 · 02-23-2003, 08:32 AM

damn...I did the same thing...whats up with the "least offensive"
Just say, whos the biggest scum bag ??

stkelly52 · 02-23-2003, 09:41 AM

some people just can't read directions

Tarkus · 02-23-2003, 10:04 AM

Shouldn't we be down to like 7 people or something by now?

Tarkus

02-23-2003, 11:05 AM

If we are going to add people in by voting how about eliminating 3 then adding 1 until we have our winner.

The main problem with adding people is that there will always be jerks in the sporting industry to consider.

Swaggs · 02-23-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by couriers
If we are going to add people in by voting how about eliminating 3 then adding 1 until we have our winner.

The main problem with adding people is that there will always be jerks in the sporting industry to consider.

I added the two wildcards from suggestions because I picked all the original jerks. There will be no new entrants.

JeeberD · 02-23-2003, 10:02 PM

Come on, vote for Jerry. He's the least slimey of all the slimeballs in the contest...

sterlingice · 02-23-2003, 10:04 PM

Ok, who voted for TO last time. He's just going to get bounced. It should have been the scary trailer trash slut.

SI

Swaggs · 02-23-2003, 10:38 PM

Harding would have been my choice as well.

I can't believe I forgot John Rocker, Vince McMahon, and Rae Caruth. So many sports jerks...

AgPete · 02-23-2003, 10:43 PM

I can't believe John Henry Williams is about to be voted off as least offensive. If I could borrow a minute of your time to argue against this slimeball--

This guy has basically leached off his father's success, never had a steady job and been in and out of trouble with the law because scam jobs he's been a part of. He kicked out the manager of Ted William's personal hall of fame museum because he was afraid the guy was getting too close to his father. Ted Williams even told this same ex-manager he had made a horrible mistake and needed a lawyer. (referring to signing the will to let his son freeze him) A few years ago when doctors were afraid Williams wouldn't make it much longer, Williams' kid brought a bunch of memorabilia to the hospital and forced his father to sign them because he was afraid he'd lose his contract. The aforementioned Ted Williams hall of fame manager snuck into the cryogenic company with the daughter who sued Williams' son and was horrified to find four bodies (one was Teddy Ballgame) and a couple of heads stuffed in the cryogenic chamber.

Please keep this slimeball to at least the final three.

mckerney · 02-23-2003, 10:44 PM

Tood Bouman should be on there instead of Bobby Knight.

Swaggs · 02-24-2003, 12:24 AM

I'm not familiar with why Bouman is a jerk. Is he a local jerk or what, mckerney? What is his story?

mckerney · 02-24-2003, 11:06 AM

It's pretty much a recent thing that it seems hasn't got much coverage outside the local media.

He was a fan favorite as the back up QB while Culpepper was struggling. Though basically things changed after incidents surrounding a Vikings fundraiser which brought allegations of sexual assault and rape from several women. The police pretty much screwed up the investigation which Bouman was the center of, and so far Bouman has only been questioned, not arrested and changed.

Ksyrup · 02-24-2003, 11:14 AM

I voted for Williams because he's really only tangentially involved in sports.

View Poll Results: Who Is the Least Offensive of the Following Jerks in Sports?
Bud Selig (Fan-Interest Killing Commisioner of MLB)	1	2.00%
Pete Rose (Tax Evading, Banned by MLB, All Time Hit King)	7	14.00%
John Henry Williams (Son of MLB Hall of Famer Ted Williams. Cryogenically Froze Dear Old Dad)	9	18.00%
George Steinbrenner (Egomaniacal New York Yankees Owner)	5	10.00%
Mike Tyson (Criminally Insane, Ear Biting Boxer)	1	2.00%
Jerry Jones (Back Stabbing/Rule Bending Dallas Cowboys Owner)	7	14.00%
O.J. Simpson (All Time Great RB/Suspect In Double Homicide)	1	2.00%
Randy Moss (Law and Record Breaking Minnesota Vikings WR)	6	12.00%
Bobby Knight (Player Abusing/Chair Tossing Head Basketball Coach of Texas Tech)	1	2.00%
Terrell Owens (Showboating, Sharpie-wielding S.F. 49ers WR)	12	24.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

02-23-2003, 02:27 AM	#2
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	sorry I thought we were voting for most offensive, please disregard my vote for Randy moss. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-23-2003, 09:41 AM	#4
stkelly52 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Seattle WA	some people just can't read directions __________________ Check out an undrafted free agent's attempt to make the Hall of Fame: Running to the Hall Now nominated for a Golden Scribe!

02-23-2003, 10:02 PM	#8
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Come on, vote for Jerry. He's the least slimey of all the slimeballs in the contest... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-23-2003, 10:04 PM	#9
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ok, who voted for TO last time. He's just going to get bounced. It should have been the scary trailer trash slut. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 02-23-2003 at 10:05 PM.

02-23-2003, 08:32 AM	#3
Jets80 High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC	damn...I did the same thing...whats up with the "least offensive" Just say, whos the biggest scum bag ??

02-23-2003, 10:04 AM	#5
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Shouldn't we be down to like 7 people or something by now? Tarkus

02-23-2003, 11:05 AM	#6
couriers	If we are going to add people in by voting how about eliminating 3 then adding 1 until we have our winner. The main problem with adding people is that there will always be jerks in the sporting industry to consider.

02-23-2003, 10:38 PM	#10
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Harding would have been my choice as well. I can't believe I forgot John Rocker, Vince McMahon, and Rae Caruth. So many sports jerks... __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-23-2003, 10:43 PM	#11
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	I can't believe John Henry Williams is about to be voted off as least offensive. If I could borrow a minute of your time to argue against this slimeball-- This guy has basically leached off his father's success, never had a steady job and been in and out of trouble with the law because scam jobs he's been a part of. He kicked out the manager of Ted William's personal hall of fame museum because he was afraid the guy was getting too close to his father. Ted Williams even told this same ex-manager he had made a horrible mistake and needed a lawyer. (referring to signing the will to let his son freeze him) A few years ago when doctors were afraid Williams wouldn't make it much longer, Williams' kid brought a bunch of memorabilia to the hospital and forced his father to sign them because he was afraid he'd lose his contract. The aforementioned Ted Williams hall of fame manager snuck into the cryogenic company with the daughter who sued Williams' son and was horrified to find four bodies (one was Teddy Ballgame) and a couple of heads stuffed in the cryogenic chamber. Please keep this slimeball to at least the final three. __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

02-23-2003, 10:44 PM	#12
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Tood Bouman should be on there instead of Bobby Knight.

02-24-2003, 12:24 AM	#13
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'm not familiar with why Bouman is a jerk. Is he a local jerk or what, mckerney? What is his story? __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-24-2003, 11:06 AM	#14
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	It's pretty much a recent thing that it seems hasn't got much coverage outside the local media. He was a fan favorite as the back up QB while Culpepper was struggling. Though basically things changed after incidents surrounding a Vikings fundraiser which brought allegations of sexual assault and rape from several women. The police pretty much screwed up the investigation which Bouman was the center of, and so far Bouman has only been questioned, not arrested and changed.

02-24-2003, 11:14 AM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I voted for Williams because he's really only tangentially involved in sports. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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