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Old 09-14-2004, 11:54 PM   #1
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Linda Cohn

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Old 09-14-2004, 11:55 PM   #2
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I'd hit it?
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:55 PM   #3
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:59 PM   #4
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no way, but I do have a friend who made out with Suzy Kolber in an elevator.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:01 AM   #5
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no way, but I do have a friend who made out with Suzy Kolber in an elevator.

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Old 09-15-2004, 12:02 AM   #6
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no way, but I do have a friend who made out with Suzy Kolber in an elevator.


Shhh, don't tell the world, this could make Charlize jealous, and when she gets mad she spanks me.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:03 AM   #7
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Cohn- no (but I'd do it, to do it)
Kolber- yes
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:05 AM   #8
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:05 AM   #9
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Sometimes I think Cohn looks mildy attractive for an 'older woman,' other times not so much. In summary, I'd hit it to be able to say I had.

Kolber - sure.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:05 AM   #10
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Lesbian...or so I've heard.


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Old 09-15-2004, 12:07 AM   #11
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Sometimes I think Cohn looks mildy attractive for an 'older woman,' other times not so much. In summary, I'd hit it to be able to say I had.

Kolber - sure.


Cohn seems like a wild girl. She's attractive enough that if my hunch is right, it'll be a pudding and latex kind of event, so yes, I'd hit it.

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Old 09-15-2004, 12:08 AM   #12
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Cohn seems like a wild girl. She's attractive enough that if my hunch is right it'll be a pudding and latex kind of event, so yes, I'd hit it.

Yeah, I was kind of visualizing her doing all the ordering around.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:08 AM   #13
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Linda Cohn






Born: November 10, 1959

Cohn played 8 games on the boys' hockey team in high school. She received her bachelor of arts degree in communications from SUNY at Oswego in 1981.

(81) She began her career in Patchogue NY, as a news anchor and sports reporter for WALK-AM/FM
She continued to work for three other New York radio stations until '87:
(84-85) WGBB-AM
(84-87) WCBS-FM
(84-87) WCBS News Radio 88
(85) Began part time job as a sports/news anchor and reporter for WLIG-TV on Long Island; she also worked as anchor, news director, and cheif correspondent for Long Island News Tonight until '86.
('87-89) Became first full-time female sports anchor on a national radio network (ABC)
(89) Hosted a call-in show and provided sports updates at WFAN in New York
(88-89) Sports reporter for both SportsChannel America and News 12 on Long Island
(89-92) Weekend sports anchor/reporter at KIRO-TV in Seattle.

Cohn joined ESPN as an anchor/reporter on SportCenter in July 1992.

http://members.aol.com/BMC583/lincoh.html
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:16 AM   #14
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thought i saw that she was preggo a while back...might not be lesbo.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:17 AM   #15
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Old 09-15-2004, 01:23 AM   #16
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I think that, when she is not talking, she is pretty good looking.

She was definitely pregnant awhile back, because I remember seeing her on SC.
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Old 09-15-2004, 08:24 AM   #17
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Cohn- no (but I'd do it, to do it)

Thank you for admitting this. Fame is worth at least 5 points on a scale of 10 for a turn on. Still not enough to make we want Shelly Smith, but more than enough to have spent the last 5 years trying to convince both Mrs Cohn and Mrs Samdari to try a threesome.
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Old 09-15-2004, 08:27 AM   #18
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Didn't we go over this before??

(and what is up with Linda on radio? She filled in for Dan Patrick a while back, and it sounded like I was listening to Coffee Talk. New York x 1,000.)
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Old 09-15-2004, 08:29 AM   #19
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Not attractive to me. Especially when she's laughing hysterically at someone else's (or her own) bad jokes. Too much New Yorker in her to be attractive.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:08 AM   #20
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Cohn seems like a wild girl. She's attractive enough that if my hunch is right, it'll be a pudding and latex kind of event, so yes, I'd hit it.

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Old 09-15-2004, 11:39 AM   #21
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she played hockey? she gets a couple more points in my book.

Linda is moderately attractive, seems to be pretty intelligent, and has a sense of humor. those are the big keys for me - add in the sports and celebrity factor, and, yeah, I'd hit it. wouldn't beg for it, but sure, what the hell. (she joins a long, long, long, long list)

btw, she is married (to a man) with two kids. doesn't really mean anything, of course, but there you go.

Suzy Kolber? in a heartbeat.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:41 AM   #22
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dola,
given that there were NO perameters for this thread other than "Linda Cohn" and "discuss" I wonder if we were supposed to talk about her broadcasting skill or something?
we all just kind of ran with the sex thing. imagine that.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:43 AM   #23
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Do what everyone else does - blame George W Bush.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:49 AM   #24
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dola,
given that there were NO perameters for this thread other than "Linda Cohn" and "discuss" I wonder if we were supposed to talk about her broadcasting skill or something?
we all just kind of ran with the sex thing. imagine that.

I was willing to take it anywhere. I've always thought she was solid on SportsCenter, but she has a large opposition from what i understand.

But this board made up its mind very quickly on where the thread would go.
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:51 AM   #25
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I was willing to take it anywhere. I've always thought she was solid on SportsCenter, but she has a large opposition from what i understand.

But this board made up its mind very quickly on where the thread would go.

I'll take her over most of the sportscenter anchors any day (especially Stu Scott).

Both for "I'd hit it" and "I'd like to see this person doing SC"
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:52 AM   #26
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I was willing to take it anywhere. I've always thought she was solid on SportsCenter, but she has a large opposition from what i understand.

But this board made up its mind very quickly on where the thread would go.

well, FWIW, I always liked her on SC. she was always one of the few who didn't seem to be auditioning for their own talk show. her approach always seemed to be a bit more straightforward and (thankfully) booyaless
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:54 AM   #27
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Linda Cohn - no.

Now Mindy Cohn on the other hand.....
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:56 AM   #28
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I just don't like the fact that she laughs too much on air at stupid co-anchor jokes. ANd the NY thing is a complete turnoff, both sexually and as a sports anchor.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:03 PM   #29
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That's odd. Every time I watch her do hockey highlights, she always seems bored and almost hostile to it.

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Old 09-15-2004, 12:05 PM   #30
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she inspires absoultely nothing postive or negative to me. apathy reigns here.
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:15 PM   #31
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did she get a boob job or breast lift recently, they seem bigger and perkier
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:18 PM   #32
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Details on the Kolber elevator action please...
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:19 PM   #33
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Details on the Kolber elevator action please...

I think she made out with a black guy
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Linda Cohn - no.

Now Mindy Cohn on the other hand.....




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Old 09-15-2004, 01:28 PM   #35
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definitely would hit it, but wish she would stop saying "for the love of elevation", that's just gay
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Old 09-15-2004, 02:04 PM   #36
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I she was the SportsCenter co-anchor during the sportscetner behind the scenes thing. In some of the shots, especially her profile, looked absolutely hideous. She is fine as far as SprotsCenter anchors go.
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Old 09-15-2004, 02:32 PM   #37
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I heard she has 12 toes...
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Old 09-15-2004, 09:18 PM   #39
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Suzy in a heartbeat, but you couldn't pay me to do Cohn. Yuck!!!
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Man, when i was little, a Lisa Welch/Nancy McKeon sandwhich was something I wanted to be a part of.
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:06 AM   #41
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Man, when i was little, a Lisa Welch/Nancy McKeon sandwhich was something I wanted to be a part of.

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Old 09-16-2004, 12:34 AM   #42
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She does have 12 toes.
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:01 AM   #43
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She does have 12 toes.

And I'd suck on every last one of em.
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Old 09-16-2004, 08:23 AM   #44
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Man, when i was little, a Lisa Welch/Nancy McKeon sandwhich was something I wanted to be a part of.

Nancy McKeon? Not for me, thanks.

And you're thinking of Lisa Whelchel (of recent hot sauce fame). Lisa Welch was a playmate in 1980.
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She does have 12 toes.

What's the deal with that? Born with an extra on each side? She probably has amazing balance.
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Old 09-16-2004, 11:21 AM   #46
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Im more of a Chris Jansing fan myself.
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