01-07-2005, 07:37 PM | #1 | ||
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Attention Single Men
Jennifer Aniston is back on the market. Line forms behind me
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01-07-2005, 07:50 PM | #2 | |
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fine, but the line for brad starts behind ME.
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01-07-2005, 07:52 PM | #3 |
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Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day.
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01-07-2005, 07:53 PM | #4 |
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Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that!
They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner. Last edited by aran : 01-07-2005 at 07:54 PM. |
01-07-2005, 07:54 PM | #5 | |
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Then obviously you arent single |
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01-07-2005, 07:58 PM | #6 | |
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omg stopp taking things soo seriouslyyy
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01-07-2005, 07:59 PM | #7 | |
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01-07-2005, 08:01 PM | #8 |
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i'm being satirical and sarcastic.
YOU should stop taking things too seriously |
01-07-2005, 08:03 PM | #9 |
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01-07-2005, 08:22 PM | #10 |
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seriously?
seriously. seriously! hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection....
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01-07-2005, 08:27 PM | #11 | |
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01-07-2005, 08:29 PM | #12 |
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I wonder who Brad was porking.
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01-07-2005, 08:30 PM | #13 | |
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three times i read THAT and three times i read INFECTION omg its retarded Friday.... and Aran, Make MEEEEE I'll take you down MISTER DOWNNNN!!!!
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01-07-2005, 08:32 PM | #14 |
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I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door.
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01-07-2005, 08:36 PM | #15 | |
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01-07-2005, 08:38 PM | #16 | |
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I'm not THAT dumb that I would let her post here. She knows I would leave her for Jennifer... well, at least Alyssa Milano. Todd |
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01-07-2005, 08:43 PM | #17 |
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Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'
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01-07-2005, 09:02 PM | #18 |
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My marriage was nice while it lasted unless.....
"Honey, meet my new attendant Jennifer." |
01-07-2005, 09:17 PM | #19 |
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Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo.
Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri. Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college. Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up. Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs. |
01-07-2005, 09:20 PM | #20 | |
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01-07-2005, 09:23 PM | #21 | |
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MMMMmmmmmm.. Alyssa Milano. |
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01-07-2005, 09:25 PM | #22 | |
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Shorty's mom. Shhhhhh...........
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01-08-2005, 08:56 AM | #23 | |
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01-08-2005, 09:37 AM | #24 | |
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I wonder who was porking Jen
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01-08-2005, 11:32 AM | #25 | |
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01-08-2005, 11:42 AM | #26 | |
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01-08-2005, 11:49 AM | #27 |
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i want to put it in Jennifer Aniston's skinny little body and spin her around like she was an underdeveloped rotisserie chicken. and i want to jam it in Angelina Jolie's big lipped mouth, if a tooth happens to come loose in the process so be it, there will be casualties in war. |
01-10-2005, 01:29 PM | #28 | |
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You mean that you got a little of what the guy she just left had. I don't think she's interested...
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01-10-2005, 01:53 PM | #29 |
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As Noop would say
I think they should both go punch their dicks.
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01-10-2005, 02:26 PM | #30 | |
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What do you mean? He was married to Jen, and was previously engaged to earlier Gwyeth (who I think may be the most hyprociral celeb along with Madonna), but she's pretty hot I think. |
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01-14-2005, 05:18 PM | #31 | |
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Haha....
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