Note to Self: Never ask A.J. Pierzynski, "How much does it hurt"?

SirFozzie · 01-15-2005, 10:30 PM

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG6IAQNH81.DTL

One of those now-it-can-be-told stories the White Sox, A.J. Pierzynski's new employer, surely haven't heard: During a Giants exhibition game last spring, Pierzynski took a shot to his, shall we say, private parts. Trainer Stan Conte rushed to the scene, placed his hands on Pierzynski's shoulders in a reassuring way, and asked how it felt. "Like this," said Pierzynski, viciously delivering a knee to Conte's groin. It was a real test of professionalism for the enraged Conte, who vowed to ignore Pierzynski for the rest of the season until Conte realized how that would look. The incident went unreported because all of the beat writers happened to be doing in-game interviews in the clubhouse, but it was corroborated by a half-dozen eyewitnesses who could hardly believe their eyes. Said one source, as reliable as they come: "There is absolutely no doubt that it happened."

Joe · 01-15-2005, 10:35 PM

hes a gigantic asshole, glad he's not with the twins anymore

gottimd · 01-15-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

hes a gigantic asshole, glad he's not with the twins anymore

I think this is what George W Bush would do to AJ if he saw him

markprior22 · 01-15-2005, 10:56 PM

Wonder if Jenna and Barbara feel the same way or if that is just dad talking

Joe · 01-15-2005, 10:58 PM

i speak for us all. he tried to get in jenna's pants

DaddyTorgo · 01-15-2005, 11:07 PM

i'm surprised the dude didn't file charges. He prolly could have made a mint, and who cares if he never would have worked again in baseball. That's assault and battery man. Serious $$ there for him.

edit: especially with witnessess

Ragone · 01-15-2005, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

i'm surprised the dude didn't file charges. He prolly could have made a mint, and who cares if he never would have worked again in baseball. That's assault and battery man. Serious $$ there for him.

edit: especially with witnessess

Not really, remember when rodman kicked the cameraman in the johnson on live tv?

DaddyTorgo · 01-15-2005, 11:19 PM

yeah, and i'm still amazed that guy didn't make a mint.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-15-2005, 11:22 PM

I'm sure when he gave him a pain reliever it was that excellent one named Placibo...

illinifan999 · 01-15-2005, 11:56 PM

I can't stop laughing.

Chief Rum · 01-16-2005, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by illinifan999

I can't stop laughing.

Isn't that horrible? But me neither.

I mean, if we saw that exact scene played out on a movie screen, we would probably bust a gut laughing (of course, knowledge it ain't real helps us move past the "pain").

Funny or not, yeah, that Pierzynski must be a serious asshole.

CR

Ksyrup · 01-16-2005, 10:43 AM

If it had been anyone other than the trainer, then I probably wouldn't have blamed him. I've always hated that "does it hurt?" question when I look like I'm in serious pain. But the guy is the freaking trainer, that's his job, to assess how badly a player is hurt and treat him. Grade A move by AJ.

The Sox trainer ought to make a big show at Spring Training where he puts on a cup in front of AJ in the locker room.

Ksyrup · 01-16-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Isn't that horrible? But me neither.

I mean, if we saw that exact scene played out on a movie screen, we would probably bust a gut laughing (of course, knowledge it ain't real helps us move past the "pain").

Funny or not, yeah, that Pierzynski must be a serious asshole.

CR

The only thing that makes me laugh about it is picturing the scene where one guy is doubled over, then he knees a second guy and now you've got 2 guys doubled over, and then taking that and imagining it happening to every guy who comes over to see what's the matter. Kinda like those skits where one person pukes and causes a chain reaction of puking among 20 people.

Ksyrup · 01-16-2005, 10:48 AM

Maybe he got confused and thought it was Victor Conte.

Logan · 01-16-2005, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The only thing that makes me laugh about it is picturing the scene where one guy is doubled over, then he knees a second guy and now you've got 2 guys doubled over, and then taking that and imagining it happening to every guy who comes over to see what's the matter. Kinda like those skits where one person pukes and causes a chain reaction of puking among 20 people.

Boxing scene in Bad Santa. Amazing.

Maple Leafs · 01-16-2005, 12:08 PM

You know, that's a jerk move by Pierzynski and all, but I have a little sympathy for the guy. Honestly, what sort of man goes over to another man who just took a shot in the package and says "So, how does it feel?"

rexallllsc · 01-16-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

You know, that's a jerk move by Pierzynski and all, but I have a little sympathy for the guy. Honestly, what sort of man goes over to another man who just took a shot in the package and says "So, how does it feel?"

The one who is paid to?

Maple Leafs · 01-16-2005, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rexallllsc

The one who is paid to?

Yeah, but... "How does it feel?" You're a doctor, how do you think it feels?

Ksyrup · 01-16-2005, 01:35 PM

But maybe if he said he didn't feel anything, then the trainer would have a good idea as to whether AJ would need to get the rest of the vasectomy done.

01-15-2005, 11:07 PM	#6
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i'm surprised the dude didn't file charges. He prolly could have made a mint, and who cares if he never would have worked again in baseball. That's assault and battery man. Serious $$ there for him. edit: especially with witnessess Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 01-15-2005 at 11:08 PM.

01-15-2005, 11:22 PM	#9
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I'm sure when he gave him a pain reliever it was that excellent one named Placibo... __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-15-2005, 11:56 PM	#10
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I can't stop laughing. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

01-16-2005, 10:43 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If it had been anyone other than the trainer, then I probably wouldn't have blamed him. I've always hated that "does it hurt?" question when I look like I'm in serious pain. But the guy is the freaking trainer, that's his job, to assess how badly a player is hurt and treat him. Grade A move by AJ. The Sox trainer ought to make a big show at Spring Training where he puts on a cup in front of AJ in the locker room. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-16-2005, 10:48 AM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Maybe he got confused and thought it was Victor Conte. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-15-2005, 10:35 PM	#2
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	hes a gigantic asshole, glad he's not with the twins anymore

01-15-2005, 10:56 PM	#4
markprior22 High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: springfield, il	Wonder if Jenna and Barbara feel the same way or if that is just dad talking

01-15-2005, 10:58 PM	#5
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	i speak for us all. he tried to get in jenna's pants

01-15-2005, 11:19 PM	#8
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	yeah, and i'm still amazed that guy didn't make a mint.

01-16-2005, 12:08 PM	#16
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	You know, that's a jerk move by Pierzynski and all, but I have a little sympathy for the guy. Honestly, what sort of man goes over to another man who just took a shot in the package and says "So, how does it feel?" __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

01-16-2005, 01:35 PM	#19
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	But maybe if he said he didn't feel anything, then the trainer would have a good idea as to whether AJ would need to get the rest of the vasectomy done. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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