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More notes on the Ron Mexico situation
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04-09-2005, 02:26 PM | #2 |
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hahahaha
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04-09-2005, 02:59 PM | #3 |
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Sure, he's happy now, but I bet after the first time he gets sacked, he'll be a little sore.
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04-09-2005, 05:40 PM | #4 |
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I wonder if anyone actually has a #7 Mexico jersey yet.
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04-09-2005, 05:47 PM | #5 |
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Just judging from the buzz on the sports talk shows, and the "guy-talk" in between sets at the gym, I'd be surprised if illegal Ron Mexico jerseys don't become a pretty hot seller in Atlanta.
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Durrrr...
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Outstanding!
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04-09-2005, 06:23 PM | #8 |
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One thing you have to admire about Vick is that he is so confident in his ability to pick up women, he doesn't even have to use his celebrity.
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I'm sure he told her who he was, Swaggs. Ron Mexico was a psuedonym for when he got tests done...
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04-09-2005, 06:33 PM | #10 |
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At the bar the other night, I used the name Ron Mexico. Nobody got it, but I guess that's the point....
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04-14-2005, 12:59 AM | #15 |
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Here it is:
hxxp://www.ronmexico.com/RonMexico/ |
04-14-2005, 04:29 AM | #16 |
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Apparently, Mr. Mexico's, uh, indiscretions, don't hurt his marketability. Three home Monday night games, Thanksgiving Day, and a Sunday Night ESPN game. Excellent! I might actually be able to take in multiple games in person this year.
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04-14-2005, 07:36 AM | #17 |
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You know, this story would not have such a long life had he picked a pseudonym like "Ron Anderson" instead of one that sounds like a minor charcter in Boogie Nights.
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04-14-2005, 08:31 AM | #19 |
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too bad you can't buy the jersey at NFL shop. The name Mexico has been dis-allowed!
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04-14-2005, 08:38 AM | #20 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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How ridiculous. What is that now...1,156 words on the list?
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04-14-2005, 09:26 AM | #21 |
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Whoa, first no Pussy Pounder, now no Mexico. Definately the Not Fun League.
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04-14-2005, 09:34 AM | #22 |
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How long till someone asks vick to sign an autograph as ron mexico?
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Vick's alias 'Ron Mexico' not funny to NFL or to the real guy
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My favorite line, "He said he only knows of two other Ron Mexicos -- and he's related to both of them." |
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04-14-2005, 04:44 PM | #24 |
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So, if Vick used the name "Ron Mexico" to get the Herpes test - and then told the girl his name was "Ron Mexico" - wasn't he being upfront about his Herpes condition?
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04-14-2005, 05:08 PM | #25 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I'd expect that guy to get a call about using Vick's likeness real fast. I mean, I'm sure Vick will want a 95% cut...
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04-14-2005, 05:17 PM | #26 |
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I think this whole thing is just a big coverup to keep the real Ron Mexico's lady friends from knowing about his herpes diagnosis.
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04-14-2005, 05:32 PM | #27 |
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Arles should make Atlanta's QB in TPF Ron Mexico.
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04-14-2005, 05:40 PM | #28 |
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I think we should try this pickup line on women... everything sounds sexy from a Mexican:
hola, mi nombre es Ron Mexico. ¿Usted tienen gusto de herpes genital? |
04-14-2005, 07:01 PM | #29 |
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So now I guess I have to find a workaround to get a Mexico #7 jersey...damn.
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04-16-2005, 07:05 PM | #31 |
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Viva La Ronaldo Mexico (Me-hee-co)
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classic...absolute gold...beautiful
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