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03-20-2003, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Its steak and blowjob day!!!!
linky
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & HummerDay." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Hummer Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. (note, this is from a 2ndary site, and blowjob was changed to hummer) |
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03-20-2003, 07:28 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: San Francisco
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Yes, a great day this March 20th is. Woe is me, however, for my lady friend has to work until midnight. But fear not, my steak and blowjob loving friends, for i will reap the benefits of the male Valentine's day. Mark my words. And take my word for it, because I dont want none of you sicko's filming it. Capishe?
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03-20-2003, 07:29 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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Fritz is coming over, isn't he?
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03-20-2003, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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I just feel bad for guys who can't afford both.
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03-20-2003, 07:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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Quote:
couldn't resist: Mr. Sparkle: "I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious? Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Can you do any less?" Women: "What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle." Woman #1: "Awesome power!" |
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03-20-2003, 07:37 PM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Hey Cam, can I eat my steak during the blowjob???
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03-20-2003, 07:47 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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what if I had steak and a BJ on valentine's day? do I still get this holiday?
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03-20-2003, 07:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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You only got that on valentine's day, poor guy. Everyday is steak and blowjob day around here.
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03-20-2003, 08:39 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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If only the women at my school new of this day..
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03-20-2003, 08:43 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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yeah - for your roommate when he's breaking up with his girlfriend. 
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03-20-2003, 09:01 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Nicely done DD, nicely done.
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03-21-2003, 08:00 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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Where's my steak?
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