Tom Cruise on Leno - Page 2

Blackadar · 06-10-2005, 07:40 AM

Is the guy giving Cruise the medal a midget? Isn't Cruise like 5'7"?

Ksyrup · 06-10-2005, 07:50 AM

The most adorable picture from our first daughter's baptism is of my wife and me saluting the minister after the ceremony has concluded.

Blackadar · 06-10-2005, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The most adorable picture from our first daughter's baptism is of my wife and me saluting the minister after the ceremony has concluded.

Oooh...I like that smilie.

Ksyrup · 06-10-2005, 08:00 AM

Yes, that one comes in handy elsewhere, so I decided to bring it over here.

korme · 06-10-2005, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Is the guy giving Cruise the medal a midget? Isn't Cruise like 5'7"?

Now that's comedy, yea I am pretty sure Tom Cruise is 5'7". Maybe he is standing on a platform.

Pyser · 06-10-2005, 12:14 PM

tom cruise only talks to or surrounds himself with people of equal or lesser height.

you learn this ultra-important "life secret" in level 4. that, and wearing red makes you look more powerful.

tom cruise will bite you in the nuts if you are taller than him, and happen to walk in his immediate vicinity.

and never make eye contact with tom cruise.

judicial clerk · 06-10-2005, 12:54 PM

Hasn't Tom saved peoples lives a couple of times?

sovereignstar · 06-10-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

Hasn't Tom saved peoples lives a couple of times?

I would think so. I first saw Cocktail at a rather troubling point in my life.

Malificent · 06-10-2005, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

Hasn't Tom saved peoples lives a couple of times?

Yeah, he has multiple times, actually.

I do find that I enjoy movies much more when I don't care anything about the personal lives of the actors in them.

Pyser · 06-10-2005, 01:48 PM

tom cruise only saves the lives of people of equal or lesser height.

duckman · 06-10-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyser

tom cruise only talks to or surrounds himself with people of equal or lesser height.

you learn this ultra-important "life secret" in level 4. that, and wearing red makes you look more powerful.

tom cruise will bite you in the nuts if you are taller than him, and happen to walk in his immediate vicinity.

and never make eye contact with tom cruise.

Thank you for making me spit Coke all over my monitor here at work.

QuikSand · 06-13-2005, 03:01 PM

The plot, she thickens...

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/2237379722

Katie Holmes Decides To Convert To Scientology

June 13, 2005 3:11 p.m. EST

Douglas Maher - All Headline News Staff Reporter

Los Angeles,CA (AHN) - In what could be filed in the "saw this coming" category, actress Katie Holmes has decided to convert from Catholicism to Scientology,which happens to be the religion of her boyfriend Tom Cruise.

Holmes is quoted as saying "I am excited about my lessons in Scientology,it is really cool."

Holmes is appearing in the next version in the Batman saga "Batman Begins".

Boyfriend Cruise is excited about the conversion,saying: "Listen, the thing you've got to know about Katie is that she's an incredibly bright and self-determined woman. She makes her own decisions. She digs it."

Surtt · 06-13-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

Boyfriend Cruise is excited about the conversion,saying: "Listen, the thing you've got to know about Katie is that she's an incredibly bright and self-determined woman. She makes her own decisions. She digs it."

So she joins a cult and believes everything they tell her, just sad.

weinstein7 · 06-13-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyser

tom cruise only talks to or surrounds himself with people of equal or lesser height.

Except women, apparently.

06-10-2005, 07:50 AM	#52
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The most adorable picture from our first daughter's baptism is of my wife and me saluting the minister after the ceremony has concluded. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2005, 08:00 AM	#54
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Yes, that one comes in handy elsewhere, so I decided to bring it over here. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-10-2005, 12:14 PM	#56
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	tom cruise only talks to or surrounds himself with people of equal or lesser height. you learn this ultra-important "life secret" in level 4. that, and wearing red makes you look more powerful. tom cruise will bite you in the nuts if you are taller than him, and happen to walk in his immediate vicinity. and never make eye contact with tom cruise.

06-10-2005, 12:54 PM	#57
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	Hasn't Tom saved peoples lives a couple of times?

06-10-2005, 01:48 PM	#60
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	tom cruise only saves the lives of people of equal or lesser height.

06-13-2005, 03:01 PM	#62
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	The plot, she thickens... http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/2237379722 Katie Holmes Decides To Convert To Scientology June 13, 2005 3:11 p.m. EST Douglas Maher - All Headline News Staff Reporter Los Angeles,CA (AHN) - In what could be filed in the "saw this coming" category, actress Katie Holmes has decided to convert from Catholicism to Scientology,which happens to be the religion of her boyfriend Tom Cruise. Holmes is quoted as saying "I am excited about my lessons in Scientology,it is really cool." Holmes is appearing in the next version in the Batman saga "Batman Begins". Boyfriend Cruise is excited about the conversion,saying: "Listen, the thing you've got to know about Katie is that she's an incredibly bright and self-determined woman. She makes her own decisions. She digs it."

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