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Old 06-08-2005, 05:27 PM   #1
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IWS #111
IWS #111 - Real Stupid Sex

The Questions

1. Name someone that typifies the term "slut".
2. Other than a vibrator, what sex toy is found most frequently in American homes?
3. At what age do the majority of American males lose their virginity?
4. In a recent survey, the American Sexuality Institute said that the number one animal that American males used for sex was a sheep. What animal was number two?
5. What is the most offensive sexual term or phrase you can think of?
6. Name the least sexy living american male.

Bonus question: You have to French kiss Ron Howard for five minutes or your life will immediately end. Do you choose life?

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Highest score wins.

No collaborating in any way. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game, me. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "name a color of the rainbow," and you and four other people responded "black" - you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer to the question.

PM your answers to me, Subby. Deadline is 12pm Monday, June 13th – Answers will be compiled and posted Monday afternoon (honest, I won't pull a SuperSubbySlacker job and hold you stupids hostage an extra week - or maybe I will)... As usual, if I have it when I gather them up, you’re in.

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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

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Old 06-08-2005, 06:56 PM   #2
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:09 PM   #3
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#6 = No dice.
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:26 PM   #5
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:36 PM   #6
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a very poor iws imo
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:33 PM   #7
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111 or 112?
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Old 06-09-2005, 09:14 AM   #8
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111 or 112?

Maybe that's the bonus 7th question.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:21 AM   #9
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a very poor iws imo

Don't be a tool.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:22 AM   #10
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a very poor iws imo
That means I've got a shot at winning this thing!

[Look at the questions]

Shoot! Better luck next time...
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Why Ron Howard?
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Old 06-10-2005, 09:06 AM   #14
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Because he's a good kisser.

21 entries in already.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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I'll tally these over lunch, get your answers in!!!!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!!

I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com
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a very poor iws imo

I don't know if you know this, but you got some sand in your vagina.
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