03-26-2003, 04:55 AM | #1 | ||
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If you're on the fence about the war...
... get the hell off! Do you want to rip your penis like Ksyrup?
Just wanted to inject a little levity into the situation... at the expense of Ksyrup's gashed little willy.
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03-26-2003, 12:39 PM | #2 |
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bump because I want more people to appreciate dick jokes at Ksyrup's expense.
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03-26-2003, 12:41 PM | #3 |
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Where is the joke in this?
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03-26-2003, 12:42 PM | #4 |
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I just went back and re-read this.
It was funnier when I typed it at 5 o'clock this morning.
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03-26-2003, 12:46 PM | #5 |
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Whenever anyone says (types) the phrase "little willy" it's funny. Though when you precede it with the word "gashed," it sorta hurts.
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03-26-2003, 12:46 PM | #6 |
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I'm sure it was. We all make mistakes.
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03-26-2003, 12:51 PM | #7 | |
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Why can't the world all get together for thirty seconds to laugh at Ksyrup's little willy? I think THAT'S the way to world peace. Ksyrup just needs to invite world leaders to this message board so they can all share in the profound glory that is Ksyrup's little gashed willy. Think of it. Muslim and Christian, Hindu and Jew. Democrats and Despots, Republicans and Repressors, all gathered together with one common bond: to laugh at another man's penis. I'm gonna start making some phone calls....
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03-26-2003, 12:53 PM | #8 |
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I've heard Ksyrup calls it his Weapon of Ass Destruction.
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03-26-2003, 12:54 PM | #9 |
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Did I miss something?
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03-26-2003, 12:57 PM | #10 |
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03-26-2003, 12:58 PM | #11 |
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Yeah, Ksyrup ripped his "little willy" to shreds jumping over a fence and had to get a sex change operation. She is now known as Miss Ksyrup. At least that's how I heard it.
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03-26-2003, 04:46 PM | #12 |
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this thread cannot die until Ksyrup posts within it.
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