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Old 03-26-2003, 04:55 AM   #1
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If you're on the fence about the war...

... get the hell off! Do you want to rip your penis like Ksyrup?


Just wanted to inject a little levity into the situation... at the expense of Ksyrup's gashed little willy.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:39 PM   #2
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bump because I want more people to appreciate dick jokes at Ksyrup's expense.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:41 PM   #3
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Where is the joke in this?
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Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:42 PM   #4
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I just went back and re-read this.

It was funnier when I typed it at 5 o'clock this morning.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:46 PM   #5
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Whenever anyone says (types) the phrase "little willy" it's funny. Though when you precede it with the word "gashed," it sorta hurts.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:46 PM   #6
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I'm sure it was. We all make mistakes.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:51 PM   #7
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Originally posted by Honolulu_Blue
Whenever anyone says (types) the phrase "little willy" it's funny. Though when you precede it with the word "gashed," it sorta hurts.


Why can't the world all get together for thirty seconds to laugh at Ksyrup's little willy?

I think THAT'S the way to world peace. Ksyrup just needs to invite world leaders to this message board so they can all share in the profound glory that is Ksyrup's little gashed willy.

Think of it. Muslim and Christian, Hindu and Jew. Democrats and Despots, Republicans and Repressors, all gathered together with one common bond: to laugh at another man's penis.

I'm gonna start making some phone calls....
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:53 PM   #8
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I've heard Ksyrup calls it his Weapon of Ass Destruction.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:54 PM   #9
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Did I miss something?
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:57 PM   #10
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Daimyo,

Ksyrup's post just about halfway down
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:58 PM   #11
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Yeah, Ksyrup ripped his "little willy" to shreds jumping over a fence and had to get a sex change operation. She is now known as Miss Ksyrup. At least that's how I heard it.
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Old 03-26-2003, 04:46 PM   #12
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this thread cannot die until Ksyrup posts within it.
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