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View Poll Results: How do you handle your TP roll?
Hanging over the top. 38 64.41%
Dropping out the back/bottom 4 6.78%
Who cares. 13 22.03%
What's toilet paper? 4 6.78%
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:11 AM   #1
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TP Over or under?

Ok, I was just dropping a deuce so I got to thinking. Does your toilet paper hang over the top or drop below the roll.

I am such a stickler about it being over the top that I will be taking the browns to the superbowl at someone else's house and take the liberty to change it for them.

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Old 07-20-2005, 04:14 AM   #2
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I hope you do that before you've acually wiped.

. . . and I thought this was going to be a thread about a betting line.

. . . and I'm an over.
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:33 AM   #3
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I am opposed to TP wall-mounts. I like to pick it up and wrap it around my hand like I'm bandaging a serious wound.
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:39 AM   #4
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Haha so do you swipe it with the palm side and for the second act use the other side?
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:25 AM   #5
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This would have been the perfect poll for the 'trout in rectum' option.
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:25 AM   #6
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over the top for me, please
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:58 AM   #7
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I am opposed to TP wall-mounts. I like to pick it up and wrap it around my hand like I'm bandaging a serious wound.
I'm over the top as well, but I do this when I'm too lazy to put the TP on the wall.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:17 AM   #8
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Over the top is running away with it!
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:22 AM   #9
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this clearly was on its way...

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Old 07-20-2005, 09:55 AM   #10
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Over the top. I've noticed that women are usually the ones who do it underneath, for some reason. My woman used to always do it that way until I got her trained. Drove me freakin' crazy...
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:59 AM   #11
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Over the top. I've noticed that women are usually the ones who do it underneath, for some reason. My woman used to always do it that way until I got her trained. Drove me freakin' crazy...


Yeah, I wonder why that is? It does drive me crazy for the roll to be underneath unless the roll-holder is set low, which makes it hard to find the end and tear off the paper. My wife just can't get that.
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:00 AM   #12
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That's odd.
I insist on doing it over the top, it drives me crazy when it doesn't roll properly.
That said, I have a cat (Oz the psycho kitty), and if he gets into the bathroom, he will have fun pulling all the TP off the roll when it's set over the top, but he can't do it as easily if it's coming from underneath, so sometimes I switch it around temporarily so as to dissuade him from playing with it.

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Old 07-20-2005, 10:03 AM   #13
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this clearly was on its way...


I think it was a friend of mine who said, about this movie, "It's the best movie ever... about truck driving and arm wrestling... and starring Stalone"

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Old 07-20-2005, 10:14 AM   #14
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I think it was a friend of mine who said, about this movie, "It's the best movie ever... about truck driving and arm wrestling... and starring Stalone"

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I watch it when it's on T.V. (was a couple weeks ago), but I can't say its actually a good movie.
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Old 07-20-2005, 10:49 AM   #15
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Over the top. I've noticed that women are usually the ones who do it underneath, for some reason. My woman used to always do it that way until I got her trained. Drove me freakin' crazy...
I always thought the opposite was true. Anyway, I'm female and I find it easier to tear off when it's hanging over the top, so take that for what it's worth.
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:27 PM   #16
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Over the top. There just isn't any other way to do it right...
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Old 07-20-2005, 07:04 PM   #17
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Old 07-20-2005, 07:13 PM   #18
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I know that it always hangs the same way at my house, but I have no idea which way that is. I just know that it is a big deal for my wife, so she always switches it on those rare occasions when I actuallyput the toilet paper on the roll.
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Old 07-20-2005, 07:47 PM   #19
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Old 07-20-2005, 08:00 PM   #20
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Over the top.

I switched it at my parents house, from under to over. They switched it back. This situation has stuck with me for years.

One of 'em is a freak.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:59 PM   #21
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this was discussed on Oprah when i was a kid and since then it's been over the top for me, cuz well, Oprah is god
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