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tyketime · 06-01-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

I'm all over Tipper!

Tipper? I don't even know her...

TCY Junkie · 06-01-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

Now he's probably going to take credit for all the divorces.

Draft Dodger · 06-01-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If you get to do Tipper, you better have Animal (Fuck Like a Beast) playing in the background.

love that song

Swaggs · 06-01-2010, 05:21 PM

Earlier today, a delivery truck drove by and pulled the telephone line, along with a few pieces of siding, off my house. Verizon is not coming to repair it until Friday.

I have a bad feeling that the truck company is not going to pay for repairs because the line was not suspended high enough over the road (although trucks go by everyday).

DanGarion · 06-01-2010, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

Earlier today, a delivery truck drove by and pulled the telephone line, along with a few pieces of siding, off my house. Verizon is not coming to repair it until Friday.

I have a bad feeling that the truck company is not going to pay for repairs because the line was not suspended high enough over the road (although trucks go by everyday).

Well if it's because of the clearance and it was too low then it's Verizon that should be paying for the repair. If it was the proper amount of clearance then it's the delivery company at fault. I'm not familiar with your specific area but in CA it's called GO95 (General Order 95 are the guidelines for proper aerial clearances with telecommunication and electrical lines). Proper clearance is typically 18 feet at the crest of the street (middle) and 16 feet at the curb and 12 at the customers driveway and 10 at the connection at the house.

terpkristin · 06-01-2010, 08:22 PM

I'm amazed that korme's foot injury thread has 10 replies and none are ping: tk

/tk

Pumpy Tudors · 06-01-2010, 10:56 PM

Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

DaddyTorgo · 06-01-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

Measuring it?? Really??

Pumpy Tudors · 06-01-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Measuring it?? Really??

Gotta draw a line somewhere.

TCY Junkie · 06-01-2010, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

Every time I post I like the place less.

DanGarion · 06-02-2010, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone.

And I am measuring this.

What can we do to achieve this 35% threshold?

Mustang · 06-02-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

Attention FOFC ladies - Al Gore is on the market!

I guess global warming passed the Gore's bedroom over.

Ksyrup · 06-02-2010, 11:35 AM

Apparently there wasn't even any localized warming, either.

cuervo72 · 06-02-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

I guess global warming passed the Gore's bedroom over.

Localized hot flashes.

Kodos · 06-02-2010, 11:39 AM

Perhaps he was doing too many searches for porn on the Internets, and Tipper finally got fed up. He had to know that inventing the Internets would some day come back to bite him on the ass.

Oilers9911 · 06-02-2010, 01:52 PM

The P90X Ab Ripper workout is a BEAST.

korme · 06-02-2010, 02:40 PM

I assume we're gonna have a Scripps National Spelling Bee Thread, right?

spleen1015 · 06-02-2010, 02:41 PM

I would rather be at home, tanking Heroics on my new 80 Paladin.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-02-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

What can we do to achieve this 35% threshold?

Every post you make is actually keeping me here a little bit longer.

Yes, I am hitting on you.

duckman · 06-02-2010, 10:52 PM

Tomorrow is a big day for me. I hope the interview goes well.

Dr. Sak · 06-02-2010, 10:52 PM

Good luck duckman

DaddyTorgo · 06-02-2010, 10:54 PM

good luck duck

stevew · 06-03-2010, 12:55 AM

Notice someone's lights are on as I'm leaving the facility-

Phone call....

Me-Hey, this is Steve the med-man, I was leaving out of the parking lot, and noticed someone with a red Hyundai SUV left their lights on

Chick-Who is this?

Me-Steve....I deliver the medicine, I was just in there. Is this {name of facility}?

Chick-Yes...(out loud) anyone own a red Honda? Hold on.

In My Head-Why the fuck do I need to stay on hold. There's like 5-7 people working at this place, figure out who's fucking car it is.
(2 minutes later)
Chick-Is it a Maroon Hyundai?

Me-I gotta go.

I think I'm done trying to be nice, I just can't take it anymore

molson · 06-03-2010, 01:06 AM

She sounds hot.

MJ4H · 06-03-2010, 01:12 AM

Yeah that's what I was thinking. What the hell is wrong with my browser the pictures aren't showing up??

Draft Dodger · 06-03-2010, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Oilers9911

The P90X Ab Ripper workout is a BEAST.

sure is. and the dude is a massive tool

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 10:39 AM

Former 'World's Ugliest Dog' Miss Ellie dies at 17 - Yahoo! News

Yeah, that is one ugly dog.

SI

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 10:39 AM

As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

SI

DaddyTorgo · 06-03-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

SI

I got my dad one at one point. I haven't heard any reviews on it from him, so I'm not sure. I'll ask him tonight.

Ksyrup · 06-03-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I got my dad one at one point. I haven't heard any reviews on it from him, so I'm not sure. I'll ask him tonight.

You haven't heard, "OH SHIT I SLASHED MY THROAT!" So, that's a positive I guess.

Greyroofoo · 06-03-2010, 11:51 AM

Or maybe he did slash his throat and is dead somewhere.

terpkristin · 06-03-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know?

SI

I think there was a thread here about them, and the consensus was that it worked OK. I've also heard of people having very good results by, after use, running the razor blade in the direction against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm: Make Your Disposable Razor Blade Last For 20 Months - The Consumerist

/tk

DaddyTorgo · 06-03-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You haven't heard, "OH SHIT I SLASHED MY THROAT!" So, that's a positive I guess.

Well I'm not sure he's even been using it to be honest.

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Or maybe he did slash his throat and is dead somewhere.

Nope...he's alive.

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

I think there was a thread here about them, and the consensus was that it worked OK. I've also heard of people having very good results by, after use, running the razor blade in the direction against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm: Make Your Disposable Razor Blade Last For 20 Months - The Consumerist

/tk

I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

SI

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

SI

Didn't Curt Cobain try that before giving up and just using a shotgun?

Ksyrup · 06-03-2010, 01:49 PM

I think we had a general thread about how bad shaving sucks. I bet it's in there. I know I contributed a bunch to it!

I've had a beard going on 3 years now.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 01:51 PM

I'd shave more if replacement blades weren't so damn expensive.

terpkristin · 06-03-2010, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I seem to remember a thread about that but couldn't find it right offhand

Running razor blade against the cutting direction on the inside of your arm?

SI

against the cutting direction along your forearm. in a way that shouldn't cut you (i do it and do think it makes my blades last longer). that link has the jist of the details, i'm probably not explaining it well (i blame the meds).

/tk

Kodos · 06-03-2010, 02:25 PM

terpkristin has a beard?

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

terpkristin has a beard?

It's because of the meds.

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

against the cutting direction along your forearm. in a way that shouldn't cut you (i do it and do think it makes my blades last longer). that link has the jist of the details, i'm probably not explaining it well (i blame the meds).

/tk

Yeah, I watched the video. I might just try that next time I'm getting ready to pitch a razor blade. I just started a new one last night which is why I was thinking about it.

SI

spleen1015 · 06-03-2010, 02:36 PM

I would rather be at home, tanking Heroics on my new 80 Paladin, still.

terpkristin · 06-03-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

I would rather be at home, tanking Heroics on my new 80 Paladin, still.

WoW?

I've always wanted to play WoW but am afraid I'd be hooked.

/tk

sabotai · 06-03-2010, 02:49 PM

Every time I see Morgan Freeman in an interview, it takes a really long time to answer every question....starting to wonder if there's anything wrong with him.

Draft Dodger · 06-03-2010, 02:52 PM

my electric was getting dull and I ran out of blades for my Mach whatever razor. I couldn't bring myself to pay whatever exorbitant sum replacement blades were, so I picked up what I thought were some decent, mid-range disposals.

I think I would have gotten a closer shave by throwing cotton balls at my face. it was ludicrous.

the good news is that I had no idea that you could replace the blades in an electric. bought a replacement cutter and now it's like new again.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I couldn't bring myself to pay whatever exorbitant sum replacement blades were, so I picked up what I thought were some decent, mid-range disposals.

I think I would have gotten a closer shave by throwing cotton balls at my face. it was ludicrous.

That's exactly the issues that I have. Replacements for a Mach 3 razor (5 pack) at Target is like 18 and some change and the stupid disposals couldn't shave the fuzz off of a peach. What I want to know though, why when my cousin buys his Mach 3 razor blades at the Navy base, they are like 6 bucks? WTF???

sterlingice · 06-03-2010, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Every time I see Morgan Freeman in an interview, it takes a really long time to answer every question....starting to wonder if there's anything wrong with him.

Daily Show last night? Was wondering about that, too

SI

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2010, 05:06 PM

At 30% and rising.

JediKooter · 06-03-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

At 30% and rising.

DataKing · 06-03-2010, 05:31 PM

Where all the white women at???

Did that help the percentage? Just curious.

06-01-2010, 05:21 PM	#454
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Earlier today, a delivery truck drove by and pulled the telephone line, along with a few pieces of siding, off my house. Verizon is not coming to repair it until Friday. I have a bad feeling that the truck company is not going to pay for repairs because the line was not suspended high enough over the road (although trucks go by everyday). __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

06-01-2010, 08:22 PM	#456
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I'm amazed that korme's foot injury thread has 10 replies and none are ping: tk /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

06-01-2010, 10:56 PM	#457
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Approximately 20% of the posts I read on FOFC piss me off to no end and make me want to leave forever. If that number grows to 35%, I'm gone. And I am measuring this. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-02-2010, 11:35 AM	#463
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Apparently there wasn't even any localized warming, either. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

06-02-2010, 02:41 PM	#468
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I would rather be at home, tanking Heroics on my new 80 Paladin. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

06-02-2010, 11:39 AM	#465
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Perhaps he was doing too many searches for porn on the Internets, and Tipper finally got fed up. He had to know that inventing the Internets would some day come back to bite him on the ass.

06-02-2010, 01:52 PM	#466
Oilers9911 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2006	The P90X Ab Ripper workout is a BEAST.

06-02-2010, 02:40 PM	#467
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I assume we're gonna have a Scripps National Spelling Bee Thread, right?

06-02-2010, 10:52 PM	#471
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Good luck duckman

06-02-2010, 10:54 PM	#472
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	good luck duck __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

06-03-2010, 12:55 AM	#473
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Notice someone's lights are on as I'm leaving the facility- Phone call.... Me-Hey, this is Steve the med-man, I was leaving out of the parking lot, and noticed someone with a red Hyundai SUV left their lights on Chick-Who is this? Me-Steve....I deliver the medicine, I was just in there. Is this {name of facility}? Chick-Yes...(out loud) anyone own a red Honda? Hold on. In My Head-Why the fuck do I need to stay on hold. There's like 5-7 people working at this place, figure out who's fucking car it is. (2 minutes later) Chick-Is it a Maroon Hyundai? Me-I gotta go. I think I'm done trying to be nice, I just can't take it anymore Last edited by stevew : 06-03-2010 at 01:08 AM.

06-03-2010, 01:06 AM	#474
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	She sounds hot.

06-03-2010, 01:12 AM	#475
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	Yeah that's what I was thinking. What the hell is wrong with my browser the pictures aren't showing up??

06-03-2010, 10:39 AM	#477
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Former 'World's Ugliest Dog' Miss Ellie dies at 17 - Yahoo! News Yeah, that is one ugly dog. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-03-2010, 10:39 AM	#478
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	As I threw out another razor cartridge last night, I found myself thinking "Does that infomercial razor blade sharpener thing really work". Anyone know? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-03-2010, 11:51 AM	#481
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Or maybe he did slash his throat and is dead somewhere.

06-03-2010, 01:49 PM	#486
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think we had a general thread about how bad shaving sucks. I bet it's in there. I know I contributed a bunch to it! I've had a beard going on 3 years now. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 06-03-2010 at 01:49 PM.

06-03-2010, 01:51 PM	#487
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'd shave more if replacement blades weren't so damn expensive. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

06-03-2010, 02:25 PM	#489
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	terpkristin has a beard?

06-03-2010, 02:36 PM	#492
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	I would rather be at home, tanking Heroics on my new 80 Paladin, still. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

06-03-2010, 02:49 PM	#494
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Every time I see Morgan Freeman in an interview, it takes a really long time to answer every question....starting to wonder if there's anything wrong with him.

06-03-2010, 02:52 PM	#495
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	my electric was getting dull and I ran out of blades for my Mach whatever razor. I couldn't bring myself to pay whatever exorbitant sum replacement blades were, so I picked up what I thought were some decent, mid-range disposals. I think I would have gotten a closer shave by throwing cotton balls at my face. it was ludicrous. the good news is that I had no idea that you could replace the blades in an electric. bought a replacement cutter and now it's like new again. __________________ Mile High Hockey

06-03-2010, 05:06 PM	#498
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	At 30% and rising. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-03-2010, 05:31 PM	#500
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	Where all the white women at??? Did that help the percentage? Just curious. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

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