Stalls - Page 10

Ksyrup · 02-09-2011, 11:48 AM

I miss the little smurf. Last post in September 2009.

Bigsmooth · 02-09-2011, 01:54 PM

Is it weird to punch one out in the bathroom at work?

MikeVic · 02-09-2011, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmooth

Is it weird to punch one out in the bathroom at work?

What kind of question is that? Wait, by punch one out you mean #2 and not... something more right?

JediKooter · 02-09-2011, 02:14 PM

Maybe he meant 'rub' one out?

Ksyrup · 02-09-2011, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmooth

Is it weird to punch one out in the bathroom at work?

Depends - do you work in the dairy section of a grocery store?

MikeVic · 02-09-2011, 02:37 PM

Rubbing one out, yes that's wrong! Taking a deuce, no way. That's my amateur opinion.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 02-09-2011, 03:44 PM

i'd rub one out to lesley stahl.

Bigsmooth · 02-09-2011, 10:21 PM

Yeah, I meant #3. Sorry but having a big screened smart phone with wifi and google images and a stall...it's on.

tucking fypo · 02-09-2011, 11:31 PM

I was in a Whataburger in Sausalito, CA, and this guy came in to a stall next to mine and all I heard him saying, in a loud whisper, was "Oh, good God Almighty. Oh good God Almighty." And the funniest thing was that I heard him making deals with God: "Oh, God, if you get this out of me....."

I think the guy was in so much pain that he forgot everything else that was going on and to heck with anyone else that could hear him.

Suburban Rhythm · 02-10-2011, 06:31 AM

This belongs here...

Suicane75 · 02-10-2011, 07:49 AM

Also belonging here, an explanation of who the hell those guys are.

Ksyrup · 02-10-2011, 08:04 AM

A shit band?

Suicane75 · 02-10-2011, 08:05 AM

That's a crappy reply.

Ksyrup · 02-10-2011, 08:10 AM

Flush you.

FrogMan · 02-10-2011, 08:17 AM

the Bauer shirt made me think of hockey players, the Staal brothers maybe. *rim shot*

Heh.

FM

Suicane75 · 02-10-2011, 08:17 AM

I'm breaking up.

Ksyrup · 02-10-2011, 08:27 AM

Do you mean pinching off?

Suicane75 · 02-10-2011, 08:54 AM

Just drop it. This is starting to stink.

Suburban Rhythm · 02-10-2011, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrogMan

the Bauer shirt made me think of hockey players, the Staal brothers maybe. *rim shot*

Heh.

FM

We have a winner

Dodgerchick · 04-25-2011, 07:46 PM

Twice last week my fellow female coworkers have forgotten to flush the toilet. I'm appalled at the way some women leave the restroom... seriously. Paper towels all over the floor, toilets left unflushed, water all over the sink. It's not that hard to pick up paper towels that accidentally fall on the ground.

rjolley · 04-25-2011, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Twice last week my fellow female coworkers have forgotten to flush the toilet. I'm appalled at the way some women leave the restroom... seriously. Paper towels all over the floor, toilets left unflushed, water all over the sink. It's not that hard to pick up paper towels that accidentally fall on the ground.

Sounds like some guys got into your bathroom.

Logan · 04-25-2011, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rjolley

Sounds like some guys got into your bathroom.

Very possible I posted this already in this thread...but from living in college dorms, where the bathrooms would only be cleaned daily during the week...by the end of the weekend, the girls' bathroom was a complete abomination compared to the guys'.

britrock88 · 04-26-2011, 01:47 AM

Aah, I fondly recall the upstairs bathroom in the office I interned in a few summers ago. The building was ancient, so it was exempt from the ADA requirement of handicap access to the second floor. But this bathroom was added as part of a renovation. Since it was put in place after ADA, the new upstairs bathroom had to be made handicapped-accessible... even though the second floor wasn't accessible.

Dodgerchick · 04-26-2011, 12:57 PM

Bad lighting in the Lady's Room so couldn't take a pic of the splash of water on the sink counter or mirror. And I'll spare the toilet pic.

JediKooter · 04-26-2011, 12:59 PM

Looks like a trail. Maybe because of the bad lighting they wanted to make sure they didn't get lost?

Suburban Rhythm · 04-26-2011, 01:04 PM

I hope someone was in one of the stalls and panicked when they heard your phone snapping pictures.

jeff061 · 04-26-2011, 01:07 PM

Hmm, certainly not the work of a man as they are not torn, crumpled and used. They are also organized neatly on the side of the room and not mashed into the floor dead and center.

All in all, that is a mythically clean bathroom. At least compared to my experiences with the men's bathroom.

Dodgerchick · 04-26-2011, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I hope someone was in one of the stalls and panicked when they heard your phone snapping pictures.

I have it on mute... no one will ever know

Mota · 04-26-2011, 08:44 PM

We had a floor pee-er in our office in the urinals. He obviously overestimated the length of his appendage and stood too far away, because every day there were puddles of pee on the floor around the urinals. It was gross, it's not fun standing in someone's pee several times a day.

Thankfully one of the guys quit several months ago and just like magic, the floor pee stopped. Guess I know who it was.

JeeberD · 04-28-2011, 10:34 AM

My wife's former office had a "Phantom Pooper" who would semi-regularly drop a deuce on the bathroom floor instead of in the toilet. My wife is in HR and had to do the investigation into this...not one of her more fun investigations.

Dodgerchick · 04-28-2011, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

My wife's former office had a "Phantom Pooper" who would semi-regularly drop a deuce on the bathroom floor instead of in the toilet. My wife is in HR and had to do the investigation into this...not one of her more fun investigations.

omg, wtf is wrong with people?

Sun Tzu · 04-28-2011, 11:17 AM

This thread makes me miss HA.

Easy Mac · 07-22-2011, 07:16 AM

Just took a crap at home. When I was done, I could literally not see any water in the bowl, that's how much I shit. I don't think I've ever shit that much. And I didn't even feel bad, just needed to shit. It took three flushes to get it all down, not including the cleanup. I really should have weighed myself before and after.

Mota · 07-22-2011, 09:26 PM

That sounds like you almost needed to do a mid-push flush to prevent the clogging.

molson · 07-22-2011, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Just took a crap at home. When I was done, I could literally not see any water in the bowl, that's how much I shit. I don't think I've ever shit that much. And I didn't even feel bad, just needed to shit. It took three flushes to get it all down, not including the cleanup. I really should have weighed myself before and after.

I can't believe I'm asking this, but...there's no story behind this? Taco Bell? Oat Bran Pretzels? One of those "cleansing" products?

PackerFanatic · 07-22-2011, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I can't believe I'm asking this, but...there's no story behind this? Taco Bell? Oat Bran Pretzels? One of those "cleansing" products?

lol

SteveMax58 · 07-22-2011, 09:46 PM

SteveMax58 · 07-22-2011, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Just took a crap at home. When I was done, I could literally not see any water in the bowl, that's how much I shit. I don't think I've ever shit that much. And I didn't even feel bad, just needed to shit. It took three flushes to get it all down, not including the cleanup. I really should have weighed myself before and after.

Look familiar?

Sun Tzu · 07-22-2011, 10:59 PM

Fuck.

Mustang · 09-23-2011, 11:48 PM

So.. I walk into the bathroom today at work and a guy is walking out of the stall and I walk to the urinal (which is behind a wall divider to the sinks). I'm taking a piss, and I hear odd sounds coming from the sink. I thought he was brushing his teeth or something. When I'm done, I zip up and go to the sink to wash up. The guy has soap up to his elbows, is hunched down in the sink with his arms laying in the sink lathering up like he is going into surgery like Hawkeye. I turn the water on and I'm rinsing up and he pauses, looks at me and gives me a dirty look and sighs. Not thinking much of it, I turn the water off, grab a paper towel, dry up and start to walk out the door when the guy mouths off about me needing to wash up.

Dude.. seriously?

I hope he was a germophobe because if not, I seriously do not want to know why the hell he needed to scrub up to the elbows after coming out of the stall.

stevew · 09-24-2011, 12:56 AM

He probably thought you were also fisting Goatse.

Mota · 09-24-2011, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mustang

So.. I walk into the bathroom today at work and a guy is walking out of the stall and I walk to the urinal (which is behind a wall divider to the sinks). I'm taking a piss, and I hear odd sounds coming from the sink. I thought he was brushing his teeth or something. When I'm done, I zip up and go to the sink to wash up. The guy has soap up to his elbows, is hunched down in the sink with his arms laying in the sink lathering up like he is going into surgery like Hawkeye. I turn the water on and I'm rinsing up and he pauses, looks at me and gives me a dirty look and sighs. Not thinking much of it, I turn the water off, grab a paper towel, dry up and start to walk out the door when the guy mouths off about me needing to wash up.

Dude.. seriously?

I hope he was a germophobe because if not, I seriously do not want to know why the hell he needed to scrub up to the elbows after coming out of the stall.

I have a "surgeon" in my building as well. He must spend 5 minutes washing his hands, and arms, and then fiddling in front of the mirror before leaving the washroom. Maybe he's just staring in the mirror at those who are going to the washroom.

DanGarion · 11-11-2011, 06:29 PM

Check out this thesis paper on "The Urinal Problem"...

Quote:

Abstract. A man walks into a men's room and observes n empty uri-
nals. Which urinal should he pick so as to maximize his chances of main-
taining privacy, i.e., minimize the chance that someone will occupy a
urinal beside him? In this paper, we attempt to answer this question
under a variety of models for standard men's room behavior. Our results
suggest that for the most part one should probably choose the urinal fur-
thest from the door (with some interesting exceptions). We also suggest
a number of variations on the problem that lead to many open problems

http://people.scs.carleton.ca/~krana...ers/urinal.pdf

Dodgerchick · 11-25-2011, 07:26 AM

Why do hot farts smell more?

albionmoonlight · 11-25-2011, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Why do hot farts smell more?

Fart gas is one of two things--swallowed air or gas produced by gut bacteria. Swallowed air has no real smell. Gut bacteria farts stink. Cooler farts are more likely to be swallowed air. Hot farts are more likely to have been produced by gut bacteria.

spleen1015 · 01-03-2012, 01:57 PM

So, I head into the restroom to take a leak today. Both of the urinals were occupied, so I go into the stall right next to them.

As I am standing there doing my business, the guy at the urinal next to my stall finishes and someone else steps up to the plate. As this dude is stepping up, he steps on my foot.

Dude! I'm in the stall, my foot is about 8 inches or so inside the stall and this guy steps on my foot. How is that shit possible?

Autumn · 01-03-2012, 02:03 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=35...1#.TwNQ2_lYV8E

Logan · 01-03-2012, 02:22 PM

I'm not clicking the link but that's some Larry Craig shit right there I assume.

sterlingice · 01-03-2012, 02:41 PM

Winner!

SI

Easy Mac · 03-14-2012, 03:42 PM

I need a wall socket at the stall at work for as much as I'm using it today. My stomach is not enjoying lunch.

02-09-2011, 11:48 AM	#451
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I miss the little smurf. Last post in September 2009. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-09-2011, 02:14 PM	#454
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Maybe he meant 'rub' one out? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-10-2011, 06:31 AM	#460
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	This belongs here... __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

02-10-2011, 08:04 AM	#462
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A shit band? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-10-2011, 08:10 AM	#464
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Flush you. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-09-2011, 01:54 PM	#452
Bigsmooth College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2006	Is it weird to punch one out in the bathroom at work?

02-09-2011, 02:37 PM	#456
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Rubbing one out, yes that's wrong! Taking a deuce, no way. That's my amateur opinion.

02-09-2011, 03:44 PM	#457
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	i'd rub one out to lesley stahl.

02-09-2011, 10:21 PM	#458
Bigsmooth College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2006	Yeah, I meant #3. Sorry but having a big screened smart phone with wifi and google images and a stall...it's on.

02-09-2011, 11:31 PM	#459
tucking fypo H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Pistol City	I was in a Whataburger in Sausalito, CA, and this guy came in to a stall next to mine and all I heard him saying, in a loud whisper, was "Oh, good God Almighty. Oh good God Almighty." And the funniest thing was that I heard him making deals with God: "Oh, God, if you get this out of me....." I think the guy was in so much pain that he forgot everything else that was going on and to heck with anyone else that could hear him.

02-10-2011, 07:49 AM	#461
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Also belonging here, an explanation of who the hell those guys are.

02-10-2011, 08:05 AM	#463
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	That's a crappy reply.

02-10-2011, 08:17 AM	#465
FrogMan Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada	the Bauer shirt made me think of hockey players, the Staal brothers maybe. rim shot Heh. FM __________________ A Black Belt is a White Belt who refused to give up... follow my story: The real life story of a running frog...

02-10-2011, 08:17 AM	#466
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm breaking up.

02-10-2011, 08:27 AM	#467
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Do you mean pinching off? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-10-2011, 08:54 AM	#468
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Just drop it. This is starting to stink.

04-25-2011, 07:46 PM	#470
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Twice last week my fellow female coworkers have forgotten to flush the toilet. I'm appalled at the way some women leave the restroom... seriously. Paper towels all over the floor, toilets left unflushed, water all over the sink. It's not that hard to pick up paper towels that accidentally fall on the ground.

04-26-2011, 01:47 AM	#473
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Aah, I fondly recall the upstairs bathroom in the office I interned in a few summers ago. The building was ancient, so it was exempt from the ADA requirement of handicap access to the second floor. But this bathroom was added as part of a renovation. Since it was put in place after ADA, the new upstairs bathroom had to be made handicapped-accessible... even though the second floor wasn't accessible.

04-26-2011, 12:59 PM	#475
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Looks like a trail. Maybe because of the bad lighting they wanted to make sure they didn't get lost? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

04-26-2011, 01:04 PM	#476
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	I hope someone was in one of the stalls and panicked when they heard your phone snapping pictures. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

04-26-2011, 01:07 PM	#477
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Hmm, certainly not the work of a man as they are not torn, crumpled and used. They are also organized neatly on the side of the room and not mashed into the floor dead and center. All in all, that is a mythically clean bathroom. At least compared to my experiences with the men's bathroom. __________________

04-26-2011, 08:44 PM	#479
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	We had a floor pee-er in our office in the urinals. He obviously overestimated the length of his appendage and stood too far away, because every day there were puddles of pee on the floor around the urinals. It was gross, it's not fun standing in someone's pee several times a day. Thankfully one of the guys quit several months ago and just like magic, the floor pee stopped. Guess I know who it was.

04-28-2011, 10:34 AM	#480
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My wife's former office had a "Phantom Pooper" who would semi-regularly drop a deuce on the bathroom floor instead of in the toilet. My wife is in HR and had to do the investigation into this...not one of her more fun investigations. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-28-2011, 11:17 AM	#482
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	This thread makes me miss HA. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-22-2011, 07:16 AM	#483
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Just took a crap at home. When I was done, I could literally not see any water in the bowl, that's how much I shit. I don't think I've ever shit that much. And I didn't even feel bad, just needed to shit. It took three flushes to get it all down, not including the cleanup. I really should have weighed myself before and after.

07-22-2011, 09:26 PM	#484
Mota College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001	That sounds like you almost needed to do a mid-push flush to prevent the clogging.

07-22-2011, 09:46 PM	#487
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006

07-22-2011, 10:59 PM	#489
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Fuck. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-23-2011, 11:48 PM	#490
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	So.. I walk into the bathroom today at work and a guy is walking out of the stall and I walk to the urinal (which is behind a wall divider to the sinks). I'm taking a piss, and I hear odd sounds coming from the sink. I thought he was brushing his teeth or something. When I'm done, I zip up and go to the sink to wash up. The guy has soap up to his elbows, is hunched down in the sink with his arms laying in the sink lathering up like he is going into surgery like Hawkeye. I turn the water on and I'm rinsing up and he pauses, looks at me and gives me a dirty look and sighs. Not thinking much of it, I turn the water off, grab a paper towel, dry up and start to walk out the door when the guy mouths off about me needing to wash up. Dude.. seriously? I hope he was a germophobe because if not, I seriously do not want to know why the hell he needed to scrub up to the elbows after coming out of the stall. __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... Last edited by Mustang : 09-23-2011 at 11:48 PM.

09-24-2011, 12:56 AM	#491
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	He probably thought you were also fisting Goatse.

11-25-2011, 07:26 AM	#494
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Why do hot farts smell more?

01-03-2012, 01:57 PM	#496
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	So, I head into the restroom to take a leak today. Both of the urinals were occupied, so I go into the stall right next to them. As I am standing there doing my business, the guy at the urinal next to my stall finishes and someone else steps up to the plate. As this dude is stepping up, he steps on my foot. Dude! I'm in the stall, my foot is about 8 inches or so inside the stall and this guy steps on my foot. How is that shit possible?

01-03-2012, 02:03 PM	#497
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=35...1#.TwNQ2_lYV8E

01-03-2012, 02:22 PM	#498
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I'm not clicking the link but that's some Larry Craig shit right there I assume.

01-03-2012, 02:41 PM	#499
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Winner! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"