WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!!

[Poli]

I like the excuses the heroes used for their defeat...I always thought heroes defied all odds to defeat the forces of evil. Just goes to show you that the only fairy tale you can believe is the one where the Killian Killers destroy all that is just and right while the so called good guys pose for pictures hoping to get their story picked up for some comic book.

[Autumn]

Last I checked this crawl is long from over. Sure, the crowd loves blood. They'll love it even more when its not ours.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

let me ask my team which room they want. probably experience but I have to check

Still waiting for an answer on this. Sadly for you guys, none of the rooms choices involve bonuses for players who get rocked by spiders or lose the fastest in previous duels against other teams.

[Danny]

Well we're not going back into the supplies room obviously as we are now broke. I'm curious about the mystery room, but the XP room if an option as well. We actually haven't made a final decision yet.

[Danny]

I do wonder what exactly you guys have to post about that allowed you to reach 250 already.

[hoopsguy]

Danny, I would be interested in your thoughts of the portrait assigned to Chunc by Darth Vilus. Is that pretty much the look you were going for?

[Danny]

No, the portrait is too scrawny, I've bulked up since then.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Danny

I do wonder what exactly you guys have to post about that allowed you to reach 250 already.

We scheme, make fun of each other and other teams (about 50/50 of each), and congratulate ourselves on runaway victories over other teams. I think that about covers it.

It is hard to shut up J23, just as anyone who has every played with him can clearly attest.

[Danny]

Would be nice to have a battle in which I am not put to sleep the whole time. I assume you only had one of those potions.

[hoopsguy]

I'm actually wondering how you only have 87 posts in your thread. If you take away all of the nonsense posts in our thread I would guess we have nearly double that many.

Oh well, we'll each have a chance to read other threads later. And when that happens I'm sure our thread will continue to accumulate rave reviews from readers just as it has up to this point.

[Danny]

Well, Autumn was out of town for a couple days and DV and I conduct much of our discussions over text message.

[Danny]

But I will attempt to go spam bot in order for us to catch up.

[KWhit]

Things have DEFINITELY tightened up! But jeez! You guys still haven't caught up with the Wangs? Even after all that?

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind
Killian's Killers - 8 seconds behind

4th:
Deutschbäg - 24 seconds behind

[Danny]

AHAHAHA

[Darth Vilus]

OMG, really we're still in first after all that? And they say we suck

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

OMG, really we're still in first after all that? And they say we suck

Enter the supplies room again and everyone will see again just how much you suck.

[EagleFan]

Then again, that first time was probably a fluke. Seriously, who can see a Purdue anything actually winning a fight...

[Darth Vilus]

No way! We're not wasting a turn by staying in the same room! You head to the experience room

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

No way! We're not wasting a turn by staying in the same room! You head to the experience room

Been there, it's not a team versus team room. I guess that's your out...

[Darth Vilus]

Sounds like bull to me. oh well

[Chief Rum]

We, the Bestiarii, are entering the supply room. Let's see if any other teams have the cajones to do the same. Let's all go in and decide this once and for all.

[PurdueBrad]

The whole lot of you are probably going to put your tails between your legs and go to different places then you are claiming, particularly since one team still has not had anyone knocked out yet. Although maybe we should go back to the supply room too, kick all your asses, and get our 150 gold for each team we destroy.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by KWhit

If a single character is knocked unconscious three times, he is left for dead in the dungeon, and the other two team members must go on without him. The audience just won't put up with that much failure. The monsters like the meal they get, though.

Posting this for Autumn and EF in particular.

[J23]

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

at least I was the last to go down on my team!

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

OMG, really we're still in first after all that? And they say we suck

You kinda implied it yourself right before your effeminate pictoral post.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

No way! We're not wasting a turn by staying in the same room! You head to the experience room

We'll look you up again in the XP room. Two teams enter, one (intact) team leaves.

[Autumn]

Wow, you guys must have feet of lead or something. You still haven't caught up? We're dragging our feet, poisoned by spiders, stopping to have 20 fights. Are you guys sure you're walking the right direction?

[KWhit]

Most Popular Teams

1. Killian's Killers
2. Big Wang Theory
3. Deutschbäg
4. Bestiarii

[PurdueBrad]

Since you guys are a bunch of little girls, we're off to slay whatever kicked your asses in the XP room. Let's rock! I expect to be level five shortly.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Since you guys are a bunch of little girls, we're off to slay whatever kicked your asses in the XP room. Let's rock! I expect to be level five shortly.

Figured that you guys didn't have the cajones to face us in the supplies room.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

The whole lot of you are probably going to put your tails between your legs and go to different places then you are claiming, particularly since one team still has not had anyone knocked out yet. Although maybe we should go back to the supply room too, kick all your asses, and get our 150 gold for each team we destroy.

All talk, you'll be wimping out and going to one of the other rooms I would imagine.

[PurdueBrad]

EF, do you really want to exit this game early? It surprises me, you usually aren't a quitter. I don't want to return to the same room we've already been too, but if you want to meet us in the XP room or the ? room, feel free.

[PurdueBrad]

I prefer the XP room because I want to level up again

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

EF, do you really want to exit this game early? It surprises me, you usually aren't a quitter. I don't want to return to the same room we've already been too, but if you want to meet us in the XP room or the ? room, feel free.

No head to head in the XP room.

[EagleFan]

lol, I didn't even remember that ntndeacon was playing this game until I saw that he came up as last posted in a thread and just looked up the teams and saw his name.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

No head to head in the XP room.

Man, EF, I guess there was no reading comprehension requirements for joining up with the Chatty Cathies, huh?

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Man, EF, I guess there was no reading comprehension requirements for joining up with the Chatty Cathies, huh?

They are probably just posting grunts and random letters in that thread.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

No head to head in the XP room.

Fine, so we'll meet in the supply room and I should be able to buy something nice with the 150 I get for killing you. Sending in orders to KWhit now.

[PurdueBrad]

EF, I always knew you wanted to be alone with me in a supply closet.

[J23]

It surprises me how many people continue to run their mouths despite having been beaten down, some repeatedly. I do believe that one team still hasn't suffered a casualty, and perhaps that is why they are the most popular. Everyone loves a winner.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

EF, I always knew you wanted to be alone with me in a supply closet.

I thought you would be glattered.

Actually, I would love to turn this into a free for all with all the teams. I think it's time to draw a line in the sand and say step over it if you dare.

[EagleFan]

Crap, I am typing like the chatty cathies read, glattered=flattered.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by EagleFan

I think it's time to draw a line in the sand and say step over it if you dare.

I'm afraid you would trip over it and knock yourself unconscious again.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I'm afraid you would trip over it and knock yourself unconscious again.

Then so be it, but I am confident in my team and our attack plan. Especially if the other teams join us. Though you are not first on our list of who we want to go after, but we will get around to you.

[EagleFan]

I have to log off for a while but have enough confidence in my team to know that I will see victory in battle when I return later to view the results.

[PurdueBrad]

I have complete confidence that my new shield will block whatever your team throws at me and my sword will find it's proper target.

[PurdueBrad]

it's=its

[Autumn]

This should be enjoyable. Let's see how people do against us once all rested up. My guess is you'll tie yourselves in knots trying to keep up with me.

[KWhit]

Just got back to the thread. I'll have results up in a bit.

[CrimsonFox]

I just vant PurdueCathy to shut up!

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

I just vant PurdueCathy to shut up!

Wow, are you still alive?