Can a FEMALE child molester ever be called "hot"?

[Desnudo]

Why do newspapers deny us pictures?

[duckman]

Originally Posted by Router Help

Here is where it gets interesting. I believe Ms. Imre is a former model. Everything in the story matches the bio posted here: http://www.virtualvoyage.com/studio/...myimre/bio.htm

Veeeerrrrry interesting!

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I just heard about this on the news. The woman needs some serious mental help. I wonder if she's hot...

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Router Help

Here is where it gets interesting. I believe Ms. Imre is a former model. Everything in the story matches the bio posted here: http://www.virtualvoyage.com/studio/...myimre/bio.htm

If you're a model and "future actress," how can you have a bio without a pic?

[JeffNights]

pics plz thnx

[panerd]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If you're a model and "future actress," how can you have a bio without a pic?

I think you my friend just answered your own question. My guess are the types of ladies that are banging 8-year olds, that can't get any 20-year olds, are striking out with the high school crowd, getting shot down by middle schoolers, and not being sought after by 4th & 5th graders are unattractive.

[Ksyrup]

Well, yeah, but there are "character actors." Movie/TV producers need fat/ugly people, too.

[JAG]

Originally Posted by panerd

My guess are the types of ladies that are banging 8-year olds, that can't get any 20-year olds, are striking out with the high school crowd, getting shot down by middle schoolers, and not being sought after by 4th & 5th graders are unattractive.

It's so tempting to make this my signature.

[Joe]

Originally Posted by Router Help

Here is where it gets interesting. I believe Ms. Imre is a former model. Everything in the story matches the bio posted here: http://www.virtualvoyage.com/studio/...myimre/bio.htm

I'm guessing that bio is from some porn she did... can't think of anything else that would be called "big pain productions."

[Shkspr]

And, of course, the "model" right below Ms. Imre on the Big Pain roster is a young lady with the nom de plume of "Patmi Happybottom".

[Router Help]

Originally Posted by George W Bush

I'm guessing that bio is from some porn she did... can't think of anything else that would be called "big pain productions."

I'm not sure what kind of films they make. They have scenes from some films on the website, but I can't tell if its porn or not. (because no one is naked, not because I don't know what porn looks like )

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by panerd

I think you my friend just answered your own question. My guess are the types of ladies that are banging 8-year olds, that can't get any 20-year olds, are striking out with the high school crowd, getting shot down by middle schoolers, and not being sought after by 4th & 5th graders are unattractive.

Or she could just be a pervert. I feel for that 8 year old though. He's got about a 6-7 year wait before he'll be able to sleep with anyone again.

[TLK]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

This reminds me...how old is the high school student that Eva Longoria's character is messing around with on Desparate Housewives supposed to be??

I'll act like I don't know what you are talking about, but I would like to say that Eva is hot.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If you're a model and "future actress," how can you have a bio without a pic?

model and "future actress" = waitress

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

model and "future actress" = waitress

and then you forgot the rest of the equation which is
waitress= not making enough money to make ends meet + hot + adult film agent= Porn Star

[Noop]

Will this ever die?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by gottimd

and then you forgot the rest of the equation which is
waitress= not making enough money to make ends meet + hot + adult film agent= Porn Star

= terrible movie.

[Ben E Lou]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

He's got about a 6-7 year wait before he'll be able to sleep with anyone again.

Ah, the bliss of not working with adolescents.

Oral sex within less than a year, intercourse again by age 11 at the very latest. Girls his age or a little older will line up.

[duckman]

Originally Posted by Noop

Will this ever die?

Not a chance in hell.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by JeffNights

pics plz thnx

hxxp://www.connpost.com/Stories/0,1413,96~3750~2523043,00.html


Ah here is a picture.

hxxp://www.wnbc.com/news/3898712/detail.html?treets=ny&tml=ny_12pm&ts=T&tmi=ny_12pm_3572_11000211082004

[Ben E Lou]

I haven't had to stop and do a double-take like this since the infamous "I will not accept a banning" e-mail from mrskippy. Unbelievable, from the New York Post this morning:

November 10, 2004 -- STRATFORD, Conn. — The mom of the randy receptionist who allegedly seduced an 8-year-old neighbor blamed her daughter's little victim yesterday, angrily insisting, "It's his fault!" "It's not her . . . she was just too friendly, that's all," said Evelyn Imre of her 29-year-old daughter, Tammy Imre, a secretary.

Speaking about the third-grader Tammy allegedly engaged in twisted sex trysts with — and still refers to as her "boyfriend" — the mother defiantly told The Post: "He's the one who needs to be looked at.

"I know she's innocent," the 52-year-old mom said of Tammy. "It's the devil at work."

The boy's mom, stunned at the attempt to blame her son, only said sadly, "I just don't believe it — he's 8 years old."

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

I haven't had to stop and do a double-take like this since the infamous "I will not accept a banning" e-mail from mrskippy. Unbelievable, from the New York Post this morning:

Eight year-olds, Dude.




I got nothing.

[heybrad]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Pretty sick just to let him get away with something like that.

He was scratching the dogs stomach. We noticed that the dog started enjoying it too much. We told him, "Stop, look what you're doing to the dog." He said, "He likes being pet" which was followed by... well, no need to get graphic.

He didnt literally grab the dogs dink and go to town. What would you have done different?

[Desnudo]

I would have said, "hey find your own dog to jerk off."

[heybrad]

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by heybrad

He was scratching the dogs stomach. We noticed that the dog started enjoying it too much. We told him, "Stop, look what you're doing to the dog." He said, "He likes being pet" which was followed by... well, no need to get graphic.

Followed by what? A cigarette? A quick "goodbye, I can't stay tonight. I've got to get up early"?

[JeeberD]

My cat likes to hump our feather duster. He apparently has some sort of tickle fetish...

[Franklinnoble]

This thread is getting a little off-track, people.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

This thread is getting a little off-track, people.

http://www.fact.on.ca/news/news0005/ts000529.htm

[Joe]

looks like Teresa Heinz-Kerry to me

[Senator]

Yes yes. Let us keep this thread following it's intended purpose. To find crazy WOMEN teachers who thrive on the lucky high school hero.

ONWARD to 15000 views!

[DanGarion]

Here is a new one...

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1teacher1.html

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Here is a new one...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1teacher1.html

Shirley Hemphil?

[Franklinnoble]

She actually PAID for it... sheesh...

[SegRat]

This is from a couple of years ago, at from my former high school. Mrs. Mosher was teaching when I was at the school. I just wish I knew she was into this kind of thing when I was there. When my parents divorced I could have used her counseling.


http://www.jsonline.com/WI/060402/wi...0402101026.asp

http://www.uwosh.edu/faculty_staff/p...ary/mosher.htm

[Barkeep49]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Here is a new one...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1teacher1.html

What in the world could be so wrong with her that she had to pay for it?

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

What in the world could be so wrong with her that she had to pay for it?

I'm not sure what's wrong with her, but if the 15-year-old boy was one of her students there was probably something wrong with him:

Walker, the mother of a five-year-old boy, has been suspended with pay from her post as a special-education teacher at Robeson High School.

[Suicane75]

Doesnt exactly fit, but shes too damn good looking, and the whole page is too damn funny.
hxxp://www.porkdisco.com/so.html

Skydog, do ya think you could track this girl down and give her my number? I've been a bad boy.

[Suicane75]

Crikey, some more investigating shows I am in the right thread, ooofa.
hxxp://www.alittlemoretotheright.com/journal/00001710.html

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Doesnt exactly fit, but shes too damn good looking, and the whole page is too damn funny.
hxxp://www.porkdisco.com/so.html

Skydog, do ya think you could track this girl down and give her my number? I've been a bad boy.

That is a funny page. Good find

[GrantDawg]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Doesnt exactly fit, but shes too damn good looking, and the whole page is too damn funny.
hxxp://www.porkdisco.com/so.html

Skydog, do ya think you could track this girl down and give her my number? I've been a bad boy.

The last one (Nichole West) is registered in this county. I have always wondered what she did (listed as "Indecent Exposure") to get listed as a felony sex offender. It was more than flash someone.

[Franklinnoble]

Damn... some of those women are just plain scary.

[Alan T]

Umm.. sorry for the really late replies.. I have been under a rock for a year or so...

Originally Posted by Bonegavel

This would be an interesting scam to cook up.

Step 1) Be a good looking woman (most important step)
Step 2) Get a 14 year old kid to cry "she sexed me up" - not true, of course.
Step 3) Get more free publicity than you can shake stick at. [marketing is a very cash heavy endeavor] Get people to say "Wow! I can't believe that a girl as cute as that would do such a thing."
Step 4) At the trial, the kid comes forward and says he was lying, gets off with slap on the wrist.
Step 5) Tap the Shit out of your 15 minutes. Write book, pose for Playboy, maybe get a cameo in a SNL movie. Basically get Survivor-like fame for about 6 -12 months.
Step 6) Work all that into some kind of long term monica lewinsky-type industry.

Risks: sullied reputation. People will still think you did it. Probably never teach again.

Rewards: pop-celeb status for a least 6 months. Invited to cool hollywood parties. Cash from book and playboy spread (more dough than teaching until retirement).

Not exactly what you are looking for, but check out the movie "Wild Things" from a few years back. Stars Denise Richards, Kevin Bacon, and others.. Has a similar story for you

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that... Anybody live nearby?

I'd pay good money to get her signed on here at FOFC...

As for Amber Jennings mentioned a few pages back... I own property in the next town next to her address listed.. I go there every other weekend or so usually. I never heard about this story even though I live here. Bummer

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Did a card get played while I was out taking a piss? Darn it.

Yeah, put O.J., Kobe, Michael Jackson, and Bubbles all in the same cell. Bake at 350 and enjoy.

I guess my only question I had was from page 3.. who is Bubbles?

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by Alan T

Umm.. sorry for the really late replies.. I have been under a rock for a year or so...






Not exactly what you are looking for, but check out the movie "Wild Things" from a few years back. Stars Denise Richards, Kevin Bacon, and others.. Has a similar story for you




As for Amber Jennings mentioned a few pages back... I own property in the next town next to her address listed.. I go there every other weekend or so usually. I never heard about this story even though I live here. Bummer






I guess my only question I had was from page 3.. who is Bubbles?

Jackson's pet orangutan.

[Franklinnoble]

Young men in this country are just outta control... Maybe Fritz knows this kid... or the dancer...


http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567

13-Year Old Charged With Abducting Exotic Dancer

A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night.

According to officials, the dancer showed up at a pre-arranged appointment at a residence - subsequently discovered to be vacant - in the 700 block of South Rosemont Road around 6:30pm.

The woman noticed the client was a juvenile, but was told that the contract was for his older brother. Police say the woman waited for a while, but no one else showed up.

Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.

The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone. According to police, the juvenile then grabbed the phone. During the struggle, the woman bit the boy's hand and was able to break free and run to her car.

Police say their investigation identified the suspect, and also led them to believe that another juvenile was involved in the plan to abduct the dancer. Investigators are working on identifying the second suspect.

The initial 13-year old suspect was arrested Thursday. He is charged with abduction by force, conspiracy, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony, brandishing a firearm, and transporting and possessing an assault firearm at age 13.

[rkmsuf]

The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone

"Hey, look over there! It's a colossal squid!"

[gottimd]

I was thinking the same thing, so he was pointing the shotgun at her and she diverted his attention? Had to be either a colossal squid or large black man in patriotic undies doing a split on his front porch distraction.

[sachmo71]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Young men in this country are just outta control... Maybe Fritz knows this kid... or the dancer...


http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567

13-Year Old Charged With Abducting Exotic Dancer

A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night.

According to officials, the dancer showed up at a pre-arranged appointment at a residence - subsequently discovered to be vacant - in the 700 block of South Rosemont Road around 6:30pm.

The woman noticed the client was a juvenile, but was told that the contract was for his older brother. Police say the woman waited for a while, but no one else showed up.

Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.

The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone. According to police, the juvenile then grabbed the phone. During the struggle, the woman bit the boy's hand and was able to break free and run to her car.

Police say their investigation identified the suspect, and also led them to believe that another juvenile was involved in the plan to abduct the dancer. Investigators are working on identifying the second suspect.

The initial 13-year old suspect was arrested Thursday. He is charged with abduction by force, conspiracy, use of a firearm in the commission of a felony, brandishing a firearm, and transporting and possessing an assault firearm at age 13.

Someone ought to have shown that kid the wonderful world of self-love.

[Ben E Lou]

The dancer diverted the boy's attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone.

This is another example of the pervasiveness of internet porn into the minds of the young.

There is NO WAY, at age 13, that ANYTHING, I repeat, ANYTHING, could have diverted my attention from a stripper who had started, or was about to start, dancing in front of me.

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by SkyDog

There is NO WAY, at age 13, that ANYTHING, I repeat, ANYTHING, could have diverted my attention from a stripper who had started, or was about to start, dancing in front of me.

Well said. The kid needs to go to the big house for that offense, if for nothing else.