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Old 10-09-2006, 01:16 PM   #501
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I am going to be so, so, so embarrassed if the Raiders beat the Broncos on national TV next week.

Also, at this rate I think they will beat the Steelers in a few weeks.

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Old 10-09-2006, 07:51 PM   #502
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Nice to see that the police even have some sympathy. This is from a report on the SF-Oak game from the SF Chronicle:

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Yet there was this: As the game mercifully wound to a close, several groups of 49ers and Raiders fans came together in the stadium's upper concourses. Not in battle, but in peace.

In a nod to the Bay Area's, er, colorful past, they fired up some illegal herb together and openly enjoyed themselves while San Francisco Police looked the other way.

"Why bother?" one officer said. "It's them, and 25 other groups in the stadium."
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:00 AM   #503
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Old 10-10-2006, 11:32 AM   #504
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After the performance of the Denver defense last night, I'm going to be extremely embarrassed if the Broncos lose to the Raiders on Sunday.
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Old 10-10-2006, 11:48 AM   #505
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After the performance of the Denver defense last night, I'm going to be extremely embarrassed if the Broncos lose to the Raiders on Sunday.

Is it possible to letdown that much?
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Old 10-10-2006, 11:52 AM   #506
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At this point, I'm going to be embarrassed if the first home TD we give up is to Oakland.
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:42 PM   #507
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Is it possible to letdown that much?
Well, see, the Broncos might be looking ahead to their next game against the mighty Browns.
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:45 PM   #508
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At this point, I'm going to be embarrassed if the first home TD we give up is to Oakland.

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Old 10-10-2006, 12:47 PM   #509
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Well, see, the Broncos might be looking ahead to their next game against the mighty Browns.

They could be thinking about next season and still win.
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:50 PM   #510
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They could concentrate on convincing Jake to shave that gay ass 'stache of his and still win by 30.
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:03 AM   #511
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ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) -- The Oakland Raiders suspended disgruntled wide receiver Jerry Porter for four games without pay Saturday for conduct detrimental to the team.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:08 AM   #512
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ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) -- ... for conduct detrimental to the team.


There's probably a lot of players in Oakland who deserve to be sitting down on Sundays for conduct detrimental to the team.
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:10 AM   #513
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There's probably a lot of players in Oakland who deserve to be sitting down on Sundays for play detrimental to the team.

fixed that for ya
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:11 AM   #514
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There's probably a lot of players in Oakland who deserve to be sitting down on Sundays for conduct detrimental to the team.

Yeah, but the easiest scapegoat here is the guy who hasn't played a game yet this year. If it weren't for Jerry Porter, they'd have a great lockerroom chemistry and would be well on their way to that 10 win season everyone (ok, only one) expected them to have.
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Old 10-15-2006, 01:12 AM   #515
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fixed that for ya

You call what they've been doing "playing"?
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Old 10-15-2006, 02:37 AM   #516
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You call what they've been doing "playing"?

Yes, just not football.
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Old 10-15-2006, 07:14 AM   #517
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yea, more like playing with their balls.
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Old 10-15-2006, 11:19 AM   #518
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i had to reread the article on what happened at the raiders practice a couple of days ago. i have never heard a similar story occuring in pro football. the Raiders are in serious need of a government takeover.

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Old 10-15-2006, 03:18 PM   #519
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These asswhites need to get their priorities in order
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:05 PM   #520
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This thread actually makes me want to watch the Raiders game tonight
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:27 PM   #521
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the Great Train wreck of 2006 is on now. NBC
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:45 PM   #522
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Hahaha nice kick, Janikowski!

jbmagic got me to watch the Raiders.

Damn asswhite hype machine he sayin Raiders win 10 games
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:51 PM   #523
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I pretty well think LaMont Jordan is my least favorite RB in the NFL. Ruben Droughns being a close second I suppose.
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:55 PM   #524
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the Raiders will win tonight
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Old 10-15-2006, 08:56 PM   #525
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Man, someone needs to start a raiders drinking game.

I'll start. Every time the Raiders hold on offense take a drink.

Oh wait, you'd probably get alcohol poisoning right there.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:01 PM   #526
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Hahaha

"Al Davis is one of the great football minds of all time."

*dies of laughter*
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:02 PM   #527
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Every unnecessary personal foul, take a drink.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:04 PM   #528
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Every unnecessary personal foul, take a drink.

Oh, God, NO. I'd be blasted by the second quarter.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:10 PM   #529
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Every False Start, take a 3rd of a shot, otherwise your ass is dead.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:12 PM   #530
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Every False Start, take a 3rd of a shot, otherwise your ass is dead.

Better make that 1/4 of a shot.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:13 PM   #531
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every time the Raiders have to punt, take a sip
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:13 PM   #532
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If there was a wrestler named "Oakland Raider," his finishing move would be called "The False Start."
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:25 PM   #533
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The best thing about the Raiders, is they vary how they fuck up.

Sometime it's false start. Sometimes it's holding, sometimes it's personal fouls.

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Me: "Are you shitting me?
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:26 PM   #534
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Oh wow. that was funny.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:34 PM   #535
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so how many drinks is that interception worth?
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:37 PM   #536
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2 drinks for an ill advised drive ending interception.
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:40 PM   #537
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ahahaha "Lions get to the World Series"
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:51 PM   #538
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Anyone else just feel really really really really really bad for Walter?
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:58 PM   #539
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so how many drinks for a botched snap?
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:00 PM   #540
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Anyone else just feel really really really really really bad for Walter?

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Old 10-15-2006, 10:03 PM   #541
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Shutout ruined!
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:18 PM   #542
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Drink again bitches!
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:19 PM   #543
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and there's another one.
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:22 PM   #544
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and another one. I feel like the principal in the Breakfast club.
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:26 PM   #545
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I never knew watching the Raiders suck could be so much fun!
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:31 PM   #546
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8 false starts. ROFL
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:32 PM   #547
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You just bought one more.

1/16th of a shot for each false start.
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:37 PM   #548
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The league now only has to hand a referee a single Raiders game to give them a real life example of every possible penalty call.
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:37 PM   #549
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Well, at least the Raiders can really say they are the best 0-5 team in the NFL.
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Old 10-15-2006, 10:52 PM   #550
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FUMBLE!!! Haha. The Broncos are trying to give this game to the Raiders, but they don't seem to want it.
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