How to (successfully) hit on a coworker. - Page 11

Solecismic · 10-17-2022, 11:01 AM

Sounds like fun. No doubt the cousin has lived everywhere from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square. But, in the end, bipolar disorder, alcoholism and despair.

sterlingice · 10-17-2022, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

So I asked the sockpuppet account why he ghosted us twice on Saturday.

He replied he was sorry. He also explained that he was the Trumper's cousin who could pass for an identical twin brother and he wanted me to move the time of my walk to accommodate his schedule.

My mind can't process this.

Dude, totally a supervillain in the making!

SI

Edward64 · 10-18-2022, 08:34 AM

All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?

NobodyHere · 10-19-2022, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward64

All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?

Well love has been found

Flasch186 · 10-19-2022, 09:39 PM

Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc

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Edward64 · 10-19-2022, 11:07 PM

Time to Celebrate !!!

https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M

Izulde · 10-19-2022, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc

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Yeah that's impressive

Flasch186 · 10-31-2022, 07:55 AM

Update?

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Edward64 · 10-31-2022, 08:56 AM

I suspect too busy nowadays.

NobodyHere · 10-31-2022, 09:43 AM

Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates:

The relationship is going really well at this point.

We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face.

Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month.

sterlingice · 10-31-2022, 09:54 AM

I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

SI

Mota · 10-31-2022, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates:

The relationship is going really well at this point.

We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face.

Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month.

Our baby bird has flown out of the nest. Then had a Transient Ischemic Attack almost immediately, but back to flying again. Happy for you!

flere-imsaho · 11-02-2022, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

OK, that got the first real LOL of the day from me.

NobodyHere · 11-06-2022, 09:18 PM

There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it.

GrantDawg · 11-06-2022, 09:28 PM

If you succeed, you should write a "How To" book. It would sell huge.

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PilotMan · 11-07-2022, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

If you succeed, you should write a "How To" book. It would sell huge.

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Bigly yhuge?

Edward64 · 11-07-2022, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it.

What is his top issue? Stolen election?

NobodyHere · 11-18-2022, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss

SI

Those doctors and their Ivory Tower recommendations can suck it. They probably charge $1000s of dollars just for their opinions.

I'm down 20 pounds now.

Lathum · 11-18-2022, 10:57 AM

I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...

Ksyrup · 11-18-2022, 01:24 PM

Bump for a bump?

Edward64 · 11-19-2022, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

I'm down 20 pounds now.

Illness aside, congrats on losing 20lbs.

Losing 10-15lbs (and keeping it off) is my ideal state.

NobodyHere · 11-23-2022, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...

Not unless the condom was defective...

Edward64 · 11-23-2022, 10:29 PM

So how's the Trumper? Any progress there?

NobodyHere · 11-23-2022, 11:07 PM

Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered.

Edward64 · 11-23-2022, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered.

And you're probably too busy/distracted now to just go on walks

NobodyHere · 11-23-2022, 11:14 PM

The Trumper used to refer to himself as Captain Blank*. But apparently he demoted himself and this is the reason.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trumper

I have many boats however it drives most women crazy trying to guess my first name. Do I need a sailboat for the women to stop wondering about the name Captain? I figured people used to introduce themselves as Mr and Mrs Ms whatever their last name is. I'm really not sure when people started this bullshit of a first name. When I was young Adults always went by their last name not first. Only the children were called by first name. I'll keep changing my name the longer people keep fighting me on what my first name is. My first name is not important.

*Not actual name

So now it is Mr. Blank

NobodyHere · 11-23-2022, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Edward64

And you're probably too busy/distracted now to just go on walks

We enjoy our walks, but the weather just makes it uncomfortable to schedule a walk at this time.

Ksyrup · 11-23-2022, 11:37 PM

So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right?

NobodyHere · 11-23-2022, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right?

I have no idea what you are talking about but I wouldn;t be surprised.

Ksyrup · 11-24-2022, 09:36 AM

Crab Island Trump Flotilla seeks to be Worldâ€™s Largest Boat Parade

There was also one in Texas where several boats sank. Not a metaphor in any way.

sterlingice · 11-24-2022, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

The Trumper used to refer to himself as Captain Blank*. But apparently he demoted himself and this is the reason.

*Not actual name

So now it is Mr. Blank

If you really wanted to be annoying, you could give him a different title every time you talk to him. "Any checkmates today, Grandmaster Blank", "What's the scoop in the village, Papa Smurf Blank", "started any World Wars, Archduke Blank?"

SI

PilotMan · 11-24-2022, 04:24 PM

Reminds me of "The Maestro" in Seinfeld

NobodyHere · 12-24-2022, 05:38 PM

Ok
The relationship has gone by swimmingly.

However I have yet to tell her that I root for the Detroit Lions.

How do I make her understand that I like to stare into the never-ending-Abyss once in a while and give into despair?

Ksyrup · 12-24-2022, 05:54 PM

Is she into sports at all?

NobodyHere · 12-24-2022, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Is she into sports at all?

No, Fortunately she does not know what is it like to root for the Lions or any Detroit/Cleveland teams recently.

Flasch186 · 12-24-2022, 06:22 PM

There’s gotta be a non sport equivalent you could use to explain it

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NobodyHere · 12-24-2022, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

There’s gotta be a non sport equivalent you could use to explain it

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I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded.

How do I explain that to a girlfriend?

Flasch186 · 12-24-2022, 09:15 PM

Have it be lipstick and one of them has herpes on it?

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Edward64 · 12-24-2022, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

I always imagined being a Detroit sports fan is like have a revolver aimed at your head with one or more chambers loaded.

How do I explain that to a girlfriend?

Definitely don't bring up that analogy, she may be freaked out about self harm.

How about a Dominatrix? You love her but she doesn't care what you think, she teases you, hurts you all the time, and only gives you a win once in a while?

SienaHigh · 12-25-2022, 03:38 AM

OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.

Lathum · 12-25-2022, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SienaHigh

OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.

Hahaha. You just got pwned by a bot.

PilotMan · 12-25-2022, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Hahaha. You just got pwned by a bot.

The true future of FOFC right there. lolz

Bortaz · 01-19-2023, 04:49 PM

Don't shit where you eat.

As for me, I've had a lot of luck with meetmyage.com.

sovereignstar v2 · 01-19-2023, 05:09 PM

tarcone · 01-19-2023, 05:26 PM

Forget co-workers go social media. Its the wild west.

NobodyHere · 01-28-2023, 09:30 PM

So far it has been going fine, but lately I feel the relationship has grown distant. How do I reignite the passion? How do I know when to let it go?

Flasch186 · 01-28-2023, 09:55 PM

Distant is not the same as mundane… make sure you recognize the difference. Mundane is another phase of a relationship. If you can make it through mundane then you’ve got something.

Another answer:

Anal

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NobodyHere · 02-04-2023, 06:23 PM

Yeah, I feel like I've been connecting with her like a 28k modem. She seems disinterested and I don't know how to make her feel otherwise.

I'm thinking that friend-zoning her is the best option for the both of us.

Izulde · 02-04-2023, 10:59 PM

3 months in is about 90 days, which is consistently when things drop past the initial heady phase in multiple arenas (which is why 90 days is often when benefits kick in for jobs).

However, I don’t think that’s the case here. Given it’s February 4th and y’all hooked up in October, this smells like a cuffing season relationship. Expect to get dumped shortly after Valentine’s Day, once cuffing season is over

21C · 02-05-2023, 02:21 AM

Long time ago but I had a steady girlfriend for a few weeks but wasn't feeling it. I eventually called an end to it and it was the best decision ever. I met my future wife not long after that so it was fateful.

Stick it out if you think there is something there. If you don't then use this as a learning experience or a stepping stone to something better.

10-19-2022, 09:39 PM	#505
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Just want to point out that this thread only took 1 year for this to play out… well done fofc Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-19-2022, 11:07 PM	#506
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Time to Celebrate !!! https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M Last edited by Edward64 : 10-19-2022 at 11:07 PM.

10-31-2022, 07:55 AM	#508
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Update? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-31-2022, 09:43 AM	#510
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Nothing major has really happened but a few minor updates: The relationship is going really well at this point. We confronted the Trumper about his false alias. For some reason he signed up with both account to go to the same event, yet only one of him showed. When presented with this info he went still until you could almost see the message "Abort, Retry, or Fail" appear on his face. Also, if any of you are struggling to lose weight, you should try having a Transient Ischemic Attack. That has motivated me to lose 10 lbs in less than a month. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

10-31-2022, 09:54 AM	#511
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I suspect that 0 out of 5 doctors recommend Transient Ischemic Attack for weight loss SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-17-2022, 11:01 AM	#501
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	Sounds like fun. No doubt the cousin has lived everywhere from Zanzibar to Berkeley Square. But, in the end, bipolar disorder, alcoholism and despair.

10-18-2022, 08:34 AM	#503
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	All cleared to continue your serial updates on finding love?

10-31-2022, 08:56 AM	#509
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	I suspect too busy nowadays.

11-06-2022, 09:18 PM	#514
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	There's kind of a effort in my meetup group to try to rehabilitate the Trumper into a decent human being. I'm actually kind of inspired by it. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

11-06-2022, 09:28 PM	#515
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	If you succeed, you should write a "How To" book. It would sell huge. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

11-18-2022, 10:57 AM	#519
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I thought this bump was to say she is pregnant...

11-18-2022, 01:24 PM	#520
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Bump for a bump? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-23-2022, 10:29 PM	#523
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	So how's the Trumper? Any progress there?

11-23-2022, 11:07 PM	#524
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Nah, we haven't scheduled walks due to weather an scheduling conflicts. So basically we haven't gathered. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" Last edited by NobodyHere : 11-23-2022 at 11:08 PM.

11-23-2022, 11:37 PM	#528
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	So there's a 100% chance he participated in one of those Trump flotilla things right? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-24-2022, 09:36 AM	#530
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Crab Island Trump Flotilla seeks to be Worldâ€™s Largest Boat Parade There was also one in Texas where several boats sank. Not a metaphor in any way. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-24-2022, 04:24 PM	#532
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12-24-2022, 05:38 PM	#533
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Ok The relationship has gone by swimmingly. However I have yet to tell her that I root for the Detroit Lions. How do I make her understand that I like to stare into the never-ending-Abyss once in a while and give into despair? __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

12-24-2022, 05:54 PM	#534
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Is she into sports at all? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-24-2022, 06:22 PM	#536
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	There’s gotta be a non sport equivalent you could use to explain it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-24-2022, 09:15 PM	#538
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Have it be lipstick and one of them has herpes on it? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

12-25-2022, 03:38 AM	#540
SienaHigh n00b Join Date: Jan 2022	OMFG... it's not that hard. clearly she already loves an underdog. just tell her you can't help but root for a try hard hidden gem underdog team.

01-19-2023, 04:49 PM	#543
Bortaz n00b Join Date: Jan 2023	Don't shit where you eat. As for me, I've had a lot of luck with meetmyage.com. Last edited by Bortaz : 01-23-2023 at 05:14 AM.

01-19-2023, 05:09 PM	#544
sovereignstar v2 hates iowa Join Date: Oct 2010

01-19-2023, 05:26 PM	#545
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01-28-2023, 09:30 PM	#546
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	So far it has been going fine, but lately I feel the relationship has grown distant. How do I reignite the passion? How do I know when to let it go? __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

01-28-2023, 09:55 PM	#547
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Distant is not the same as mundane… make sure you recognize the difference. Mundane is another phase of a relationship. If you can make it through mundane then you’ve got something. Another answer: Anal Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

02-04-2023, 06:23 PM	#548
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Yeah, I feel like I've been connecting with her like a 28k modem. She seems disinterested and I don't know how to make her feel otherwise. I'm thinking that friend-zoning her is the best option for the both of us. __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

02-04-2023, 10:59 PM	#549
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	3 months in is about 90 days, which is consistently when things drop past the initial heady phase in multiple arenas (which is why 90 days is often when benefits kick in for jobs). However, I don’t think that’s the case here. Given it’s February 4th and y’all hooked up in October, this smells like a cuffing season relationship. Expect to get dumped shortly after Valentine’s Day, once cuffing season is over __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

02-05-2023, 02:21 AM	#550
21C College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Newcastle, Australia	Long time ago but I had a steady girlfriend for a few weeks but wasn't feeling it. I eventually called an end to it and it was the best decision ever. I met my future wife not long after that so it was fateful. Stick it out if you think there is something there. If you don't then use this as a learning experience or a stepping stone to something better. __________________ NFL Stats & Rankings This Week In Football

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