Online dating - Page 11

Galaxy · 07-09-2012, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I'm not sure you want a bunch of us providing "input" on your Match profile...well, maybe Pumpy...

Or just have Pumpy write it for him?

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

you all can critique my profile and shit.

Do we have to do both together or can we segment the activities?

DaddyTorgo · 07-09-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Or just have Pumpy write it for him?

Or a combination of Pumpy, Hell Atlantic, and Hornsmaniac.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 06:13 PM

I was just thinking today about one of my best date moments...

After a movie we decided to go for a drink. This one bar we went by just seemed too loud. The next one was closed. She asked if I'd mind just having a drink at her place, as she lived nearby. Once at her place she excuses herself for a moment. When she came back she was wearing a pair of shorts and a very loose tank top with no bra. She then tells me she forgot to mention that she does not allow street clothes to be worn in her apartment. Would I mind removing my outer clothing?

I knew the night was going well at that point.

JediKooter · 07-09-2012, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I was just thinking today about one of my best date moments...

After a movie we decided to go for a drink. This one bar we went by just seemed too loud. The next one was closed. She asked if I'd mind just having a drink at her place, as she lived nearby. Once at her place she excuses herself for a moment. When she came back she was wearing a pair of shorts and a very loose tank top with no bra. She then tells me she forgot to mention that she does not allow street clothes to be worn in her apartment. Would I mind removing my outer clothing?

I knew the night was going well at that point.

So then what happened?

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

So then what happened?

I left. (at about 10am)

JediKooter · 07-09-2012, 06:50 PM

Now that's a long night.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 07:23 PM

Funny thing is, I didn't think of it in that manner.

Suicane75 · 07-09-2012, 07:42 PM

You're lucky the bar was closed.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 07:45 PM

Her neighborhood. Hr regular bar. I believe she knew it would be closed. It was Christmas Day...

(FYI, 2nd date was scheduled for a few days later. She stood me up.)

DaddyTorgo · 07-09-2012, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Her neighborhood. Hr regular bar. I believe she knew it would be closed. It was Christmas Day...

(FYI, 2nd date was scheduled for a few days later. She stood me up.)

You need to work on your bedroom-game it sounds like.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

You need to work on your bedroom-game it sounds like.

I feed off the woman. If she lays there like a couch I'm not going to get too into things either. If she takes care of me, I do alright.

She was average.

Comey · 07-09-2012, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

You're all asking the wrong question: "So, Comey, how much did you pay the woman to say that?"

SI

She asked that question.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-09-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Comey

She asked that question.

Creating an air of plausible deniability!

She dost protest too much!

TCY Junkie · 07-10-2012, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I feed off the woman. If she lays there like a couch I'm not going to get too into things either. If she takes care of me, I do alright.

She was average.

Should go with the approach of trying to get pancakes in bed ........ If she brings you pancakes in bed in the morning you are doing something right as pancakes don't make themselves.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-10-2012, 08:14 AM

So pancakes in bed is good.

What about hot grits in the tub?

bbor · 07-10-2012, 09:47 AM

Shhhmmoke and a pancake!

JediKooter · 07-10-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Her neighborhood. Hr regular bar. I believe she knew it would be closed. It was Christmas Day...

(FYI, 2nd date was scheduled for a few days later. She stood me up.)

Looks like you can hit the home run, but, sounds like you need to work on your home run trot.

sterlingice · 07-10-2012, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Comey

She asked that question.

I should rephrased that so the sarcasm came through more clearly: "No, really, Comey - how much did you really pay the woman?"

SI

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-10-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Looks like you can hit the home run, but, sounds like you need to work on your home run trot.

I think on that one I hit the foul pole & it was ruled a HR.

JediKooter · 07-10-2012, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I think on that one I hit the foul pole & it was ruled a HR.

Despite it's name, the foul pole is in play. You get the RBI, the run and the 4 bases. Sounds like you were her designated...hitter.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Galaxy · 07-11-2012, 08:44 AM

FOFC and hookers-I love it.

Izulde · 07-11-2012, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Comey

I went on a date last night with a woman I met from Match, Heather. She's very funny, very pretty...I was actually nervous for this date, the first time I've been nervous for a date in five years (granted, I've only been single for about six months out of those five years, but the point is valid).

We met at 515 in West Hartford Center...ended the night around 945. Talked the *entire* time. I can't remember a time where conversation flowed so easily. Even for two people who can talk and hold a conversation, that's really difficult to me. So I'm obviously thrilled at what I've come across.

Something happened last night that still has me rather stunned. We were at this Italian restaurant (though everything in the WeHa has to look alike and be pretentious), talking and enjoying the night. There was an older couple (I would say mid-late 60s) in the booth behind her. About an hour into our meal, they closed out the night and got up to leave. The woman, who was directly behind Heather, came to our table.

"I'm sorry to interrupt," she said, "but listening to you two...you need to keep this relationship going forever. You have something special here. You've got it. I just wanted to tell you that. You need to keep this going."

We were both stunned, to say the least. We thanked her for that. When she left, Heather turned to me and said, "Did you pay her?"

I have never had that happen before. Hell, I've never heard of that happening before, except in movies. And even then, it's Angelica Huston or some such nonsense, and you never believe it would actually happen in real life.

Last night, it happened.

This is the type of story you end up telling your kids and grandkids and it becomes an important part of the family history.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-11-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

This is the type of story you end up telling your kids and grandkids and it becomes an important part of the family history.

So that's how you met grandma?

Actually, no. I met granny at the strip club. I always wondered what would have happened with that lovely woman if those pictures with "Old Chlamydia" in the Champagne Room hadn't been put on facebook...

Grandpa... What's "facebook?"

Galaxy · 07-11-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

So that's how you met grandma?

Actually, no. I met granny at the strip club. I always wondered what would have happened with that lovely woman if those pictures with "Old Chlamydia" in the Champagne Room hadn't been put on facebook...

Grandpa... What's "facebook?"

Wouldn't the kid say, "What's facebook?" Because in 50-60 years, the kids will have some new technology for their generation.

Matthean · 07-11-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

This is the type of story you end up telling your kids and grandkids and it becomes an important part of the family history.

No pressure or anything.

Galaxy · 07-12-2012, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

No pressure or anything.

But we still haven't seen a picture of the bride-to-be...

Comey · 07-12-2012, 05:43 AM

To continue from before...we have been texting nonstop since Sunday. We are going to see one another today, and it would appear that neither one of us can wait for it. We were up until 2am texting last night...I shouldn't be up, but I can't sleep...for good reasons.

Unfortunately, that won't be a very long date...I have softball playoffs at 715. She goes out of town on Saturday for a week, though she said I'm going to get more texts in a week than I can handle. This is a positive thing.

I went on Match yesterday and shut it down, along with OKCupid. I feel I don't need to have them anymore.

Matthean · 07-12-2012, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Comey

To continue from before...we have been texting nonstop since Sunday. We are going to see one another today, and it would appear that neither one of us can wait for it. We were up until 2am texting last night...I shouldn't be up, but I can't sleep...for good reasons.

Unfortunately, that won't be a very long date...I have softball playoffs at 715. She goes out of town on Saturday for a week, though she said I'm going to get more texts in a week than I can handle. This is a positive thing.

I went on Match yesterday and shut it down, along with OKCupid. I feel I don't need to have them anymore.

I hope you have a plan for unlimited texts.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I hope you have a plan for unlimited texts.

Sprint, baby. I'm getting used to my phone, though...just got the Galaxy s3, after having an original Droid for 3+ years. I told her I'd have no idea how I'd fall asleep last night, to which she said that I could count the number of times I turned "to" into "time" through texting. That should get me to 100.

The woman has serious wit. Can't wait for later.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

This is the type of story you end up telling your kids and grandkids and it becomes an important part of the family history.

Would be nice if it gets there.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 08:29 AM

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...709_095939.jpg

(I had a ballgame earlier in the day. My hair never recovered. No idea what in the hell it's doing.)

Logan · 07-12-2012, 08:30 AM

You are a tall man.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 09:08 AM

I'm 6'3. She's 5'2. It's a hilarious combination.

Logan · 07-12-2012, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Comey

I'm 6'3. She's 5'2. It's a hilarious combination.

Tough break. You're right outside the edge on being able to pull off Jerry Seinfeld's sex move: "You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck".

Cute girl, nice work.

Matthean · 07-12-2012, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Logan

Tough break. You're right outside the edge on being able to pull off Jerry Seinfeld's sex move: "You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck".

Cute girl, nice work.

I'm sure he'll survive.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-12-2012, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I'm sure he'll survive.

She'll just have to wear heals in bed, like a porn star.

Now there's a topic for a second date conversation!

JediKooter · 07-12-2012, 10:48 AM

I think I see a velociraptor in the Barnes & Noble.

Galaxy · 07-12-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Comey

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...709_095939.jpg

(I had a ballgame earlier in the day. My hair never recovered. No idea what in the hell it's doing.)

For some reason, I thought you were much older.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 10:56 PM

I'm 32. Not sure if that throws off your initial thought.

And the raptor was at the chocolate store.

Comey · 07-12-2012, 10:58 PM

Date #2 was tonight...she was coming from work, and thus, in work clothes. Since I wasn't, I decided to wear suit pants, a button down and tie, to fit in.

We went to Barnes & Noble, since we really didn't have much time and weren't hungry. Two hours went by as quick as you can blink. We both weren't thrilled about that. But since we were both exhausted, and I had softball playoffs to go to, and she had to prep for friends coming over tomorrow, we had to part ways. I've never started a relationship like this...just talking. Nothing special, on the surface. But it's there.

I figured I wouldn't see her for another two weeks, due to her going on vacation (and we live an hour apart)...I happen to be in Hartford for playoffs tonight, and decided I wasn't driving back down to Mystic, so I stayed up here. She asked me to lunch tomorrow, which is an incredibly busy day for her.

This is progress. Already looking forward to it.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-13-2012, 08:39 AM

Nice...

Any banners being pulled by planes that read "She's a keeper, don't let her get away!"?

Comey · 07-13-2012, 09:37 AM

In my head, yes.

It's really funny how my friends are living vicariously through this on FB. I have a surprising amount of people rooting for us already.

DaddyTorgo · 07-13-2012, 06:07 PM

Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100.

Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner....

Grover · 07-13-2012, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100.

Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner....

DO IT. NOW

Comey · 07-13-2012, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100.

Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner....

............nah, don't recommend it.

sabotai · 07-13-2012, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100.

Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner....

Put it this way. Do you have anything better to spend that $100 on? If yes, go spend it on that. If not, pull the trigger.

DaddyTorgo · 07-13-2012, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Put it this way. Do you have anything better to spend that $100 on? If yes, go spend it on that. If not, pull the trigger.

Pron? strippers? a videogame? My cynical self can think of any number of things that could be a better use of the money. But yeah...will pull the trigger.

I just worry it's going to be money wasted due to my general dating inexperience (and yes I'm self-conscious about that). But I guess there's no better time to figure out if that's the case or not then now.

And given me being me and not being aggressive and self-confident I'm not likely to meet potential dating partners elsewhere.

DaddyTorgo · 07-13-2012, 08:10 PM

Fuck. Done.

Guess I'll go and make a dynasty thread then.

DaddyTorgo · 07-13-2012, 08:17 PM

Ugh. I linked it to an old account without a complete profile rather than the completed one I wanted to link it to.

Any way that anyone knows of to fix that?

edit: fixed. Yay for customer service web-chat.

07-09-2012, 06:50 PM	#507
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Now that's a long night. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-10-2012, 09:47 AM	#517
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Shhhmmoke and a pancake! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-12-2012, 05:43 AM	#528
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	To continue from before...we have been texting nonstop since Sunday. We are going to see one another today, and it would appear that neither one of us can wait for it. We were up until 2am texting last night...I shouldn't be up, but I can't sleep...for good reasons. Unfortunately, that won't be a very long date...I have softball playoffs at 715. She goes out of town on Saturday for a week, though she said I'm going to get more texts in a week than I can handle. This is a positive thing. I went on Match yesterday and shut it down, along with OKCupid. I feel I don't need to have them anymore. __________________

07-12-2012, 08:29 AM	#532
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...709_095939.jpg (I had a ballgame earlier in the day. My hair never recovered. No idea what in the hell it's doing.) __________________ Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 08:29 AM.

07-12-2012, 09:08 AM	#534
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	I'm 6'3. She's 5'2. It's a hilarious combination. __________________

07-09-2012, 06:13 PM	#504
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I was just thinking today about one of my best date moments... After a movie we decided to go for a drink. This one bar we went by just seemed too loud. The next one was closed. She asked if I'd mind just having a drink at her place, as she lived nearby. Once at her place she excuses herself for a moment. When she came back she was wearing a pair of shorts and a very loose tank top with no bra. She then tells me she forgot to mention that she does not allow street clothes to be worn in her apartment. Would I mind removing my outer clothing? I knew the night was going well at that point.

07-09-2012, 07:23 PM	#508
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Funny thing is, I didn't think of it in that manner.

07-09-2012, 07:42 PM	#509
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	You're lucky the bar was closed.

07-09-2012, 07:45 PM	#510
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Her neighborhood. Hr regular bar. I believe she knew it would be closed. It was Christmas Day... (FYI, 2nd date was scheduled for a few days later. She stood me up.)

07-10-2012, 08:14 AM	#516
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	So pancakes in bed is good. What about hot grits in the tub?

07-11-2012, 08:44 AM	#522
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	FOFC and hookers-I love it.

07-12-2012, 08:30 AM	#533
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	You are a tall man.

07-12-2012, 10:48 AM	#538
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I think I see a velociraptor in the Barnes & Noble. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-12-2012, 10:56 PM	#540
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	I'm 32. Not sure if that throws off your initial thought. And the raptor was at the chocolate store. __________________ Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 10:56 PM.

07-12-2012, 10:58 PM	#541
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Date #2 was tonight...she was coming from work, and thus, in work clothes. Since I wasn't, I decided to wear suit pants, a button down and tie, to fit in. We went to Barnes & Noble, since we really didn't have much time and weren't hungry. Two hours went by as quick as you can blink. We both weren't thrilled about that. But since we were both exhausted, and I had softball playoffs to go to, and she had to prep for friends coming over tomorrow, we had to part ways. I've never started a relationship like this...just talking. Nothing special, on the surface. But it's there. I figured I wouldn't see her for another two weeks, due to her going on vacation (and we live an hour apart)...I happen to be in Hartford for playoffs tonight, and decided I wasn't driving back down to Mystic, so I stayed up here. She asked me to lunch tomorrow, which is an incredibly busy day for her. This is progress. Already looking forward to it. __________________ Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 11:07 PM.

07-13-2012, 08:39 AM	#542
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Nice... Any banners being pulled by planes that read "She's a keeper, don't let her get away!"?

07-13-2012, 09:37 AM	#543
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	In my head, yes. It's really funny how my friends are living vicariously through this on FB. I have a surprising amount of people rooting for us already. __________________

07-13-2012, 06:07 PM	#544
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100. Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner....

07-13-2012, 08:10 PM	#549
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Fuck. Done. Guess I'll go and make a dynasty thread then. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-13-2012 at 08:10 PM.

07-13-2012, 08:17 PM	#550
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Ugh. I linked it to an old account without a complete profile rather than the completed one I wanted to link it to. Any way that anyone knows of to fix that? edit: fixed. Yay for customer service web-chat. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-13-2012 at 08:50 PM.

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