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Old 12-03-2003, 04:42 PM   #501
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You'll shoot your eye kid.

Oh wait, wrong movie...
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:42 PM   #502
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Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.


I already used it - otherwise it was a good comeback at me.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:45 PM   #503
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:45 PM   #504
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That's it, I mean it!

Anybody got a peanut?


Hey, stop that rhyming.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:46 PM   #505
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
Was that the scene where Han Solo kills Bobba Fett?
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:46 PM   #506
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:46 PM   #507
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


"You can imagine where it goes from here."
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:48 PM   #508
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"You can imagine where it goes from here."


I should change my name to Friendly in Fargo. Issues could surface.

I got nothing.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:49 PM   #509
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:50 PM   #510
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Droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.


This isn't Nam Smokey, this is bowling we have rules.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:52 PM   #511
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This isn't Nam Smokey, this is bowling we have rules.


Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:53 PM   #512
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I will suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

People who haven't seen the movie may misinterpret my career.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:53 PM   #513
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:54 PM   #514
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I bent my wookie.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:55 PM   #515
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People who haven't seen the movie may misinterpret my career.


Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:55 PM   #516
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Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?


Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:56 PM   #517
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Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here.


Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:56 PM   #518
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Near the in and out burger.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:58 PM   #519
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Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


I was about to post that one...hmmm

You pull a piece on me during a league match and I will take it and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click. Thats right. Don't fuck with the Jesus.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:58 PM   #520
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I guess my lefthand isn't that good.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:04 PM   #521
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I killed it.

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Old 12-03-2003, 05:07 PM   #522
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The Force can have a strong influence on a weak wookie.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:07 PM   #523
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What in the hell is going on in this thread?

I saw it last night when it was around 45 posts old, then this morning it was in the 200's, now we're approaching 600.

Is this the new threadkiller? I refuse to read 11 pages of crap. I heard it was funny once, though.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:08 PM   #524
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:22 PM   #525
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I hate this thread like I hate lox on a tootsie roll.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:23 PM   #526
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:24 PM   #527
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almost there...
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:29 PM   #528
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Does anyone ever say "scmegma" anymore?

Now there's an underused word.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:50 PM   #529
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And I see that Fritz wins the bet for the "burning anus" mention. Yes, Page 7 was the answer, page 7.


Hey... I was first with the "burning anus" reference.

Sheesh... I know you and I don't always see eye-to-eye, John, but you can at least give me credit for a burnt anus now and then.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:00 PM   #530
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Hey... I was first with the "burning anus" reference.

Sheesh... I know you and I don't always see eye-to-eye, John, but you can at least give me credit for a burnt anus now and then.


I beleive in that position, seeing eye to eye would be rather difficult.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:02 PM   #531
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Meesa name Jar-Jar Binks...
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:04 PM   #532
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Meesa name Jar-Jar Binks...


Thats not Star Wars.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:05 PM   #533
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Thats not Star Wars.


I don't think he was referring to Star Wars. Anal pressure can cause men to say odd things. Most of the time in odd tongues.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:08 PM   #534
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Hey... I was first with the "burning anus" reference.

Sheesh... I know you and I don't always see eye-to-eye, John, but you can at least give me credit for a burnt anus now and then.


Wow, you actually read through this thread to find that. I salute you (and apologize). Now, give the money back, Fritz.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:13 PM   #535
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:16 PM   #536
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Good luck getting your money back from Fritz. He was just over and boy are my eye lids tired. He is a machine.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:29 PM   #537
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kids.....
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:38 PM   #538
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kids.....


Wow, this thread brought Bragg out of the woodwork.

I repeat Subby's request from earlier. Please allow HM, Skippy, and the Wigs onto this board, but only in this thread. Make it so!
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:53 PM   #539
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Enough.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:55 PM   #540
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:56 PM   #541
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:56 PM   #542
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Enough? Jeeber hasn't even seen this thread yet.

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Old 12-03-2003, 07:00 PM   #543
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Greatest. Thread. Ever. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braggs, welcome back. For those who are not familiar with Braggs, here's his famous commercial below.

http://www2.commercialcloset.org/cgi...html?record=14
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:01 PM   #544
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Dola....

Oh sure, 5,000 damned posts in the thread, I post once and by the time I finish my post Skydogs had enough....fucking elitist dictators.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:05 PM   #545
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Wow, this thread brought Bragg out of the woodwork.

I repeat Subby's request from earlier. Please allow HM, Skippy, and the Wigs onto this board, but only in this thread. Make it so!



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Droz: Naked guy! Excellent butt. Now it's a party!
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:06 PM   #546
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:07 PM   #547
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Sam: Decent party! Can't believe naked guy showed!
Droz: Naked guy! Excellent butt. Now it's a party!


If it's that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:10 PM   #548
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