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DougW · 09-29-2011, 12:35 AM

So I'm playing Madden '08 on my computer, and my fullback gashes the C/G gap for a 2 yard first down.

Madden says : "That's what kind of player this guy is. He told his coach 'if you need two yards, I'll get ya two yards'. His coach asked, 'What if I need you to get me 6 yards' ? He said 'I'll get ya two yards'."

I found that fun

Pumpy Tudors · 09-29-2011, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DougW

So I'm playing Madden '08 on my computer, and my fullback gashes the C/G gap for a 2 yard first down.

Madden says : "That's what kind of player this guy is. He told his coach 'if you need two yards, I'll get ya two yards'. His coach asked, 'What if I need you to get me 6 yards' ? He said 'I'll get ya two yards'."

I found that fun

shoutout to my man leroy hoard

stevew · 09-29-2011, 02:45 AM

Real Steel has maybe the worst ad campaign ever. It's been going on since mid June, IIRC. I'm so fatigued at this point I feel like 2 or 3 sequels have been released. Please make it stop already.

Chief Rum · 09-29-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Real Steel has maybe the worst ad campaign ever. It's been going on since mid June, IIRC. I'm so fatigued at this point I feel like 2 or 3 sequels have been released. Please make it stop already.

Heh... still a week away from release. And I still have no desire to see it.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-29-2011, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Real Steel has maybe the worst ad campaign ever. It's been going on since mid June, IIRC. I'm so fatigued at this point I feel like 2 or 3 sequels have been released. Please make it stop already.

It looks horrible this movie. Unspeakable bad. I feel bad because I like Hugh Jackman and it was filmed, at least in part, in Michgian, so I would like it to do well, but it looks like utter crap.

JediKooter · 09-29-2011, 12:00 PM

Saw the first trailer for The Thing last night...I am worried.

stevew · 09-29-2011, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

It looks horrible this movie. Unspeakable bad. I feel bad because I like Hugh Jackman and it was filmed, at least in part, in Michgian, so I would like it to do well, but it looks like utter crap.

If it was filmed in Michigan, and looks like utter crap, I'm guessing that makes it a good geographic representation of the state.

JediKooter · 09-29-2011, 12:10 PM

What's with Michigan and it's fascination for robots?

DataKing · 09-29-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Real Steel has maybe the worst ad campaign ever. It's been going on since mid June, IIRC. I'm so fatigued at this point I feel like 2 or 3 sequels have been released. Please make it stop already.

I can't figure out whether it's trying to hype itself as a bad-ass futuristic boxing movie, or a warm-hearted father-and-son movie. I've seen trailers that lead heavily in each direction, and if the trailers themselves have me confused as to what sort of movie it is, the movie itself will probably be even more confused and meandering.

JediKooter · 09-29-2011, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

I can't figure out whether it's trying to hype itself as a bad-ass futuristic boxing movie, or a warm-hearted father-and-son movie. I've seen trailers that lead heavily in each direction, and if the trailers themselves have me confused as to what sort of movie it is, the movie itself will probably be even more confused and meandering.

Maybe it's reboot of this movie: The Champ (1979) - IMDb

Draft Dodger · 09-29-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

It looks horrible this movie. Unspeakable bad. I feel bad because I like Hugh Jackman and it was filmed, at least in part, in Michgian, so I would like it to do well, but it looks like utter crap.

it truly does look incredibly stupid.

DanGarion · 09-29-2011, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

I can't figure out whether it's trying to hype itself as a bad-ass futuristic boxing movie, or a warm-hearted father-and-son movie. I've seen trailers that lead heavily in each direction, and if the trailers themselves have me confused as to what sort of movie it is, the movie itself will probably be even more confused and meandering.

From the first time I saw the trailer I couldn't get "Over The Top" out of my mind. It's today's "Over the Top"!

JediKooter · 09-29-2011, 01:09 PM

I've come to believe that San Francisco is Spanish for "South Seattle".

britrock88 · 09-29-2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DougW

So I'm playing Madden '08 on my computer, and my fullback gashes the C/G gap for a 2 yard first down.

Madden says : "That's what kind of player this guy is. He told his coach 'if you need two yards, I'll get ya two yards'. His coach asked, 'What if I need you to get me 6 yards' ? He said 'I'll get ya two yards'."

I found that fun

Hahaha.

I miss the days when video games were allowed to have a sense of humor.

stevew · 09-29-2011, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DougW

So I'm playing Madden '08 on my computer, and my fullback gashes the C/G gap for a 2 yard first down.

Madden says : "That's what kind of player this guy is. He told his coach 'if you need two yards, I'll get ya two yards'. His coach asked, 'What if I need you to get me 6 yards' ? He said 'I'll get ya two yards'."

I found that fun

The next 600 times you hear the exact same audio drop will not be as entertaining.

Ksyrup · 09-29-2011, 04:37 PM

Remember Shake Weight? Here's the male version. Seriously.

Free Flexor Commercial on Vimeo

Pumpy Tudors · 09-29-2011, 04:38 PM

I mentioned in this thread once before that I am virtually incapable of talking to blondes. A blonde was just hired to be the lead on one of my work projects. I've technically worked with her before, but this is the first time that I'll have to actually work closely with her and communicate one-on-one. I'm scared. I'm not good with girls, especially blonde ones.

Chief Rum · 09-29-2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I mentioned in this thread once before that I am virtually incapable of talking to blondes. A blonde was just hired to be the lead on one of my work projects. I've technically worked with her before, but this is the first time that I'll have to actually work closely with her and communicate one-on-one. I'm scared. I'm not good with girls, especially blonde ones.

Aren't you married to a blonde? lol

Pumpy Tudors · 09-29-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Aren't you married to a blonde? lol

I tell myself she's a light brunette and I feel better.

Dutch · 09-29-2011, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Saw the first trailer for The Thing last night...I am worried.

I'm still hoping for the best.

SirFozzie · 09-30-2011, 01:56 AM

Video: J.C. Penny Pulls "Sexist" Phoebe Cates Ad

JC Penny forced to pull an ad of Kenny Mayne saying "J.C. Penney realizes you don't like advertising for clothes. Who does?" If you look at these smart fashion choices from Van Heusen, we're going to show you this." (and then showing the iconic Phoebe Cates walking out of a pool from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", because it was sexist.

Here's a hint, folks. He's right. The only way you will get us to pay attention to JC Penny and Van Heusen shirts is to get our attention some other way. Don't like it? Change the freaking channel.

Suicane75 · 09-30-2011, 05:30 AM

I went to JC Penny and masturbated on all their garments. I do what I'm told.

Draft Dodger · 09-30-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Video: J.C. Penny Pulls "Sexist" Phoebe Cates Ad

JC Penny forced to pull an ad of Kenny Mayne saying "J.C. Penney realizes you don't like advertising for clothes. Who does?" If you look at these smart fashion choices from Van Heusen, we're going to show you this." (and then showing the iconic Phoebe Cates walking out of a pool from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", because it was sexist.

Here's a hint, folks. He's right. The only way you will get us to pay attention to JC Penny and Van Heusen shirts is to get our attention some other way. Don't like it? Change the freaking channel.

you could kind of see that coming though. kind of surprised it took this long

Ksyrup · 09-30-2011, 08:02 AM

Is the difference between JC Penney and beer companies that the people who shop at JC Penney don't have sex, but the people who buy beer do?

Ksyrup · 09-30-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr

Look, if I die young, don't sit around bitching about how you're going to bury me. I don't give a crap if I'm laid down on a bed of roses, or sent off on the river, or what.

FIND MY KILLER.

That's it. Just avenge my death. No froo-froo bullshit.

Just sayin'.

I'll put Patton Oswalt's wife on your case:

www.truecrimediary.com

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2011, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

you could kind of see that coming though. kind of surprised it took this long

The first time I saw that commercial, I figured it was going to be my last time seeing the commercial. I'm surprised I actually saw it once after that before it was axed.

JediKooter · 09-30-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

I'm still hoping for the best.

Me too. I'm still probably going to go see it when it comes out, regardless of the reviews it gets.

JediKooter · 09-30-2011, 02:33 PM

Just noticed that a guy here at work (who recently got married) is now hyphenating his name. Hot Tub Time Machine instantly came to mind.

terpkristin · 09-30-2011, 02:34 PM

The guys who make the Gears of War games always use really good, really appropriate music in the ads for the games. First game had "Mad World," and I really like the one that is used for the Gears 3 ad.

/tk

stevew · 09-30-2011, 02:42 PM

This thing people have....where they insist on conversing loudly and sharing nothing at all. This thing is something I cannot relate to. I'm fairly certain that I'm slowly going deaf, and I'm not sure that I will mind.

stevew · 09-30-2011, 02:43 PM

Or conversely....everyone needs to cut their volume by 2/3.

stevew · 09-30-2011, 02:44 PM

Trola, can't we all just act like we're in a library.

Dodgerchick · 09-30-2011, 03:35 PM

I have a dirty little secret. If I wish someone a happy birthday and it's between 5am-6am, I'm most likely posting from the toilet.

Ksyrup · 09-30-2011, 03:41 PM

Damn, how do you sit for that long without your legs going numb?

Lathum · 09-30-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Just noticed that a guy here at work (who recently got married) is now hyphenating his name. Hot Tub Time Machine instantly came to mind.

wow, did he cut off his balls at the alter?

cuervo72 · 09-30-2011, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Damn, how do you sit for that long without your legs going numb?

There was a girl on our floor freshman year in college (eventually the GF of my roommate) who told us that that was when she knew she was done and it was time to get up - when her legs had fallen asleep.

JediKooter · 09-30-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

wow, did he cut off his balls at the alter?

It's progressive, a lot of dudes are doing it.

cuervo72 · 09-30-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

wow, did he cut off his balls at the alter?

ping: Draft Dodger

cuervo72 · 09-30-2011, 04:28 PM

dola - "Alter" is what you do when you cut your balls off. "Altar" is where you exchange vows.

Suicane75 · 09-30-2011, 04:29 PM

How long do I have to be sitting down before my balls go numb?

JediKooter · 09-30-2011, 04:44 PM

How big are they?

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2011, 04:45 PM

When my wife sits for more than 30 minutes, my balls go numb. Not sure how that happens. Probably because she cut them off 7 years ago and put 'em in her pocket.

Suicane75 · 09-30-2011, 04:47 PM

I didn't think Tudors was YOUR real last name.

JediKooter · 09-30-2011, 04:47 PM

Didn't they already come with their own sack?

Suicane75 · 09-30-2011, 05:01 PM

Stacey Dash is single now. Time for me to get my sex on.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Stacey Dash is single now. Time for me to get my sex on.

Funny, my wife just sent me a text message saying the exact same thing.

Chief Rum · 09-30-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Funny, my wife just sent me a text message saying the exact same thing.

Which part?

Pumpy Tudors · 09-30-2011, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Which part?

The whole thing.

Draft Dodger · 09-30-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

ping: Draft Dodger

totally true

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09-29-2011, 12:35 AM	#5651
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	So I'm playing Madden '08 on my computer, and my fullback gashes the C/G gap for a 2 yard first down. Madden says : "That's what kind of player this guy is. He told his coach 'if you need two yards, I'll get ya two yards'. His coach asked, 'What if I need you to get me 6 yards' ? He said 'I'll get ya two yards'." I found that fun

09-29-2011, 02:45 AM	#5653
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Real Steel has maybe the worst ad campaign ever. It's been going on since mid June, IIRC. I'm so fatigued at this point I feel like 2 or 3 sequels have been released. Please make it stop already.

09-30-2011, 01:56 AM	#5671
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Video: J.C. Penny Pulls "Sexist" Phoebe Cates Ad JC Penny forced to pull an ad of Kenny Mayne saying "J.C. Penney realizes you don't like advertising for clothes. Who does?" If you look at these smart fashion choices from Van Heusen, we're going to show you this." (and then showing the iconic Phoebe Cates walking out of a pool from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", because it was sexist. Here's a hint, folks. He's right. The only way you will get us to pay attention to JC Penny and Van Heusen shirts is to get our attention some other way. Don't like it? Change the freaking channel. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Is the difference between JC Penney and beer companies that the people who shop at JC Penney don't have sex, but the people who buy beer do? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-30-2011, 02:33 PM	#5678
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terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	The guys who make the Gears of War games always use really good, really appropriate music in the ads for the games. First game had "Mad World," and I really like the one that is used for the Gears 3 ad. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

09-30-2011, 02:42 PM	#5680
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	This thing people have....where they insist on conversing loudly and sharing nothing at all. This thing is something I cannot relate to. I'm fairly certain that I'm slowly going deaf, and I'm not sure that I will mind.

09-30-2011, 02:43 PM	#5681
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Or conversely....everyone needs to cut their volume by 2/3.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Damn, how do you sit for that long without your legs going numb? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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09-30-2011, 04:45 PM	#5693
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	When my wife sits for more than 30 minutes, my balls go numb. Not sure how that happens. Probably because she cut them off 7 years ago and put 'em in her pocket. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

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