10-12-2011, 04:49 PM | #5801 |
Coordinator
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Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Crap!! I'm definitely fired then. I'm going to start packing my desk up.
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10-12-2011, 04:49 PM | #5802 | |
Coordinator
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Location: Utah
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He was looking for Pumpy's Digits, needed someone to join his bowling league..
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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10-12-2011, 04:50 PM | #5803 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Should I tell him to look for it in Outlook?
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10-12-2011, 05:05 PM | #5804 |
Head Coach
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10-12-2011, 07:23 PM | #5805 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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One of my teammates tells me that he found a girl to join my bowling team, so I think I'm in good shape now. I hope she knows how to bowl.
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10-12-2011, 07:27 PM | #5806 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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That's what she said...
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10-12-2011, 08:02 PM | #5807 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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I don't think I've ever had a client more exhausting to deal with than the newest one we're currently working with. They'd probably be more palatable at the old standard 15% commission rather than the new 5% quasi-norm, but not by a whole lot.
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10-12-2011, 08:52 PM | #5808 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Can somebody with PS3 and Networking knowledge tell me if my PS3 is compatible with this?
Amazon.com: ASUS (RT-N16) Wireless-N 300 Maximum Performance single band Gaming Router: Fast Gigabit Ethernet, support USB-Hard Drive and Printer and Open source DDWRT: Electronics |
10-12-2011, 11:49 PM | #5809 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Man, I'm way behind on the times probably, but I just found google news with the old newspapers. Love me some old newspapers. Granted, I'm 3 years late to the party, but.. can't catch everything on the internet.
My Dad was in a newspaper article back in 1962, it was a staged thing to make it look like a barn was falling and they were running for their lives. What I didn't know is that the article was picked up in Modesto, Sarasota and Hartford so.. thought that was kinda cool.
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10-13-2011, 04:08 AM | #5810 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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Minka Kelly is perfection. There is no arguing this.
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10-13-2011, 07:50 AM | #5811 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Location: In Absentia
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Apparently Hulk was on Colin Cowherd's show yesterday. It's a good thing I wasn't in the car at the time, or my radio might have blown up.
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10-13-2011, 08:40 AM | #5812 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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On my ride into work, I take some secondary roads to avoid traffic-- one section I miss a traffic light, another I miss passing directly in front of a school with parents dropping off their kids.
This morning, at 3 separate intersections, I passed a guy in a blue Jeep Liberty, using what I guess would be described as tertiary roads-- trying to make a short cut of the short cut. It made me happy that at each intersection, I passed him, proving my method is better.
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10-13-2011, 11:12 AM | #5813 | |
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But if you saw him at three different intersections, wouldn't that mean he's keeping pace with you? (Until the traffic light favors you at the last intersection, anyway...) |
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10-13-2011, 11:16 AM | #5814 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Location: In Absentia
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What you don't realize is that he stopped at Starbucks twice.
Occasionally, I'll take a different route just to keep moving, not necessarily because I think it will be faster. I can't stand to sit in traffic doing nothing. I'd rather feel like I'm going somewhere, even if it's not any faster.
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10-13-2011, 02:33 PM | #5815 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Location: In Absentia
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That new commercial where the family is singing Crazy Train, I want to see that fucking car/van/SUV wrap around a telephone pole.
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10-13-2011, 02:48 PM | #5816 | ||
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The route we are both going wouldn't hit any lights. Just stop signs. I am looking at it like this: Intersection 1: Both have stop signs, I arrived first. I go straight. He would have been making a right to follow me, he continued straight. The next 2 times I passed him, I am on a secondary road where I have to stop signs, he on the tertiary road, where he has a stop signs. In theory, had he followed me at intersection 1, he'd already be on the secondary road, not waiting at a stop sign for someone to let him in. Quote:
I do agree with the 'just keep moving' theory, I do the same. Exactly why I take the secondary roads. I may need to Google Maps this later and do my best to flere-diagram it.
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10-13-2011, 02:51 PM | #5817 |
Pro Starter
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I love it when someone hauls ass to get past me, then I catch up to them at the light.
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10-13-2011, 03:25 PM | #5818 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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This is me.
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10-13-2011, 03:45 PM | #5819 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I've found out that an obsession that I had when I was a kid has crept back up. Star Wars figures. They now (actually for a while now) make the figures with the vintage packaging. Something about seeing that vintage packaging makes me want to buy them. I just bought 12 of them at lunch today. Since I no longer have a wife to keep this impulse in check, I don't foresee this habit being curbed any time soon.
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10-13-2011, 04:54 PM | #5820 |
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Location: Seven miles up
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I've been in an "everyone gets the finger kind" of mood lately. I think I might be heading into an early midlife crisis.
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10-13-2011, 04:55 PM | #5821 | |
College Starter
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Location: Out of Grad School Hell :)
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I have been too. Especially for higher ups for the school district I work for. I'm fucking fed up.
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10-14-2011, 12:37 PM | #5822 |
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Don't know if anyone has heard the State Farm commercials on the radio lately. There's a series of 3 songs (I think it's 3) that kind of a mix of different music styles (bluegrassish, mariachi and something else). Anyway...long story short. There's a line in there that cracks me up every time I hear it: "A pet baboon with one robotic arm", why I find that hilarious, I have no idea.
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10-14-2011, 12:56 PM | #5823 | |
College Prospect
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Location: TX
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Sometimes I act irritated I get caught at a light after flying by someone.
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10-14-2011, 01:03 PM | #5824 |
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Alrighty, The Thing is holding at a 7 rating on IMDB and 29% by critics on Rotten Tomatoes. However, on Rotten Tomatoes, the Audience gives it a 76% rating. There's a mall the next exit down off the freeway, debating if I should see it after work or wait until another day.
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10-14-2011, 01:23 PM | #5825 |
Pro Starter
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Location: Oakland, CA
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I feel like there are bugs crawling on me. My hair and arms are all itchy. Plus I just toked some sweet heron.
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10-14-2011, 01:26 PM | #5826 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Butt end, I presume?
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10-14-2011, 01:49 PM | #5827 |
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10-14-2011, 08:16 PM | #5828 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I want to get dreadlocks, but I only want them if I can wear a football helmet all the time, because they look cooler under a helmet.
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10-14-2011, 08:17 PM | #5829 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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But if you have dreadlocks under a football helmet, I can legally grab you by them and tackle you. Which is probably what you wanted in the first place.
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10-14-2011, 08:20 PM | #5830 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Kinky
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10-14-2011, 08:20 PM | #5831 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Isn't that a bit cliche these days?
My wife, expert she is: "Is there some league rule that every player has to have someone who looks like the Predator now"? SI
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10-15-2011, 03:02 AM | #5832 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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It was hard to watch Artie Lange on Letterman tonight. Lange is still broken. Howard Stern is smart to keep him the hell away.
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10-15-2011, 12:21 PM | #5833 |
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Location: Ashburn, VA
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For the Maryland homecoming tailgate today, we're doing Krispy Kreme burgers. Can't wait!
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10-17-2011, 01:36 PM | #5834 |
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Location: the yo'
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Don't drink too much of the new green Mt Dew GameFuel. It will turn your poop a diseased shade. I thought I might be dying the other night but remembered the Dew.
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10-17-2011, 01:38 PM | #5835 | |
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Location: Chicago
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A diet consisting entirely of Fruit Loops will do the same thing. Don't ask how I know that...
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10-17-2011, 04:26 PM | #5836 |
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10-18-2011, 11:12 AM | #5837 |
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There's this pretty hot looking deaf girl in one of my classes. I wonder how you'd hit on her. You'd have to have a good text game I would imagine.
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10-18-2011, 12:22 PM | #5838 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL
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Going through a 5th round of major layoffs at my company in my 10 years...we'll see if I survive this one. (if the economy was better I'd probably perfer to be released so I could get another job and not have to worry about repaying the company for my master's degree)
Note: I was actually fired in the first one 8 years ago, but then then in the exit interview they decided to move me to another department on a trial bases...I guess I passed that trial... |
10-18-2011, 12:34 PM | #5839 | |
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Much like most girls, she'd want you to be good with your hands and fingers. |
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10-18-2011, 12:35 PM | #5840 |
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Location: Hog Country
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pics
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10-18-2011, 12:36 PM | #5841 |
Coordinator
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Location: Big Ten Country
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Ask Pumpy about using Outlook.
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10-18-2011, 12:52 PM | #5842 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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i'm a man i'm 40
(spoiler alert i'm not really 40)
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10-18-2011, 01:44 PM | #5843 |
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Just got back from getting a root canal. Not as bad as I thought it would be, but, there were some touch and go moments where, the 'fight or flight' instinct was almost triggered...well, flight more than anything.
Now I get to go back Monday to finish the job. Thank you vicodin...
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10-18-2011, 02:09 PM | #5844 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I'm both!
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10-18-2011, 02:15 PM | #5845 |
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10-18-2011, 02:18 PM | #5846 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I've only got another 10 months to gloat about it.
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10-18-2011, 03:23 PM | #5847 | |
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Location: homeless in NJ
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I had one a few months ago and got the gas, was awesome stuff. |
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10-18-2011, 04:05 PM | #5848 |
Coordinator
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I totally would have gone with the gas, but, gas was unfortunately, not an option. He said he could refer me to a periodontist (which I assume would have had it), but, when I heard that word, I saw visions of dollar signs with wings, flying away from my bank account.
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10-18-2011, 11:18 PM | #5849 |
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Location: Wisconsin
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So, 10 years ago my Mom gave out some things of hers that she didn't want that were her mom's and her grandmas. One brother got some silverware. A year ago, my mom loaned that brother some money against my advice. A year later, he hadn't paid her back so.. what she decided to do today was to call the police and claim my brother stole the silverware from her and $500 when we were moving her... I'm just completely dumbfounded..
Taking him to small claims court, ok, I can understand that. Claiming someone did a felony. Umm... ya, different.
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10-18-2011, 11:20 PM | #5850 |
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Wow mustang, that makes my family seem kinda sane.
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