10-18-2011, 11:21 PM | #5851 | |
Favored Bitch #1
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She did this to her own son? |
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10-18-2011, 11:21 PM | #5852 |
Favored Bitch #1
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WTF is up with all the Mormon commercials?
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10-18-2011, 11:25 PM | #5853 |
General Manager
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I haven't seen any recently, but I love the singing ones from the 80s....they were all over the Boston stations. Last edited by molson : 10-18-2011 at 11:26 PM. |
10-18-2011, 11:26 PM | #5854 |
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Ya. Ultimately he should be able to beat it though since there are tons of people to explain WTF happened. He got off easier than my other brother. She stole his social security number and opened up credit cards to the tune of $3K.
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10-18-2011, 11:55 PM | #5855 |
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"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. " - Mark Twain
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10-19-2011, 12:44 AM | #5856 |
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So I go to Jimmy John's thinking that their hot peppers are probably banana peppers or some other sweet pepper. After eating some of my sub, I realize they are way too spicy. So I take them off the rest of my sub, and damn if they don't have a ton of seeds too.
Fast forward to this evening....all I can think about is Johnny Cash, and this thread. OUCH!!!!!! - Front Office Football Central |
10-19-2011, 02:52 AM | #5857 |
Pro Starter
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Mustang... Please tell me your dad ran far, far away... and that you completely understand.
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10-19-2011, 05:26 PM | #5858 |
Bounty Hunter
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I'm going to be in Greensburg, PA, on Sunday, and I'm wondering if anyone wants to meet up and ride a cow.
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10-19-2011, 05:29 PM | #5859 | |
Hockey Boy
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Brandon Stark: "Can a man still be brave when he's afraid?" Eddard Stark: "That's the only time a man can be brave."
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10-19-2011, 09:50 PM | #5860 |
Coordinator
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10-19-2011, 11:19 PM | #5861 |
Bounty Hunter
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why do you say things that you know will hurt me
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10-19-2011, 11:51 PM | #5862 |
College Prospect
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A guy that squeezes into machines at Dave and Busters for his 6 year old daughter is a very good father I'd assume after seeing how much he limped when he got out of a machine. With the ankles he has, Tim Duncan should retire.
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10-20-2011, 06:07 AM | #5863 | |
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I'm sorry, I was all hopped up on tater tots. Quote:
Tim Duncan did what now? |
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10-21-2011, 03:02 AM | #5864 |
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The whole "go to bed early & catch up on sleep" thing is probably a lot more effective if you don't wake up at 130a about 4 hours after you started
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10-21-2011, 07:53 AM | #5865 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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It would probably help more if "catching up on sleep" was possible.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-21-2011, 08:45 AM | #5866 |
Coordinator
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Wow....I drank Tequila last night...first time in like 10 years...This morning reminds me of why I stopped.
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10-21-2011, 11:50 AM | #5867 |
Coordinator
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Time for a greasy spicy breakfast burrito!!
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10-21-2011, 11:53 AM | #5868 | |
Pro Starter
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Did you double dragon? |
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10-21-2011, 11:53 AM | #5869 |
Pro Starter
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Matthew Sweet's Girlfriend album is 20 years old tomorrow.
I feel very old.
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10-21-2011, 11:56 AM | #5870 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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LOVE that album. Although I didn't know it at the time, that was the album that made me a power pop fan. I recall hearing Girlfriend on MTV (impossible!) and liking it OK, but thinking it was a bit too derivative. But then I heard Evangeline - I still remember what I was doing, driving home from my GF's house at 1am when it came on the radio - and I was sold. Went out and bought it the next day.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-21-2011, 12:42 PM | #5871 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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You can believe it's been 20 years if you consider this:
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-21-2011, 12:47 PM | #5872 |
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Who wouldn't want to look like a fat Ray Manzarek?
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10-21-2011, 12:50 PM | #5873 |
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I've never heard of Matthew Sweet, but 20 years ago tomorrow, the New Jersey Devils beat the Los Angeles Kings 5-2. Claude Lemieux scored 41 goals and led the Devils in points that year, which is pretty frightening to me. Claude Lemieux could probably beat up Matthew Sweet.
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10-21-2011, 12:58 PM | #5874 |
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Who the hell is Mathew Sweet and why is Claude Lemieux scoring goals against him?
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10-21-2011, 01:00 PM | #5875 |
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See, that's what I'm trying to say.
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10-21-2011, 01:09 PM | #5876 |
Coordinator
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Well I'm glad at least you and I are on the same page. Did Mathew Sweet date Kathy Griffin or something?
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10-21-2011, 01:09 PM | #5877 |
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Was Matthew Sweet the guy that does the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street?
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10-21-2011, 01:10 PM | #5878 | |
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10-21-2011, 01:12 PM | #5879 | |
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If he did, I hope it was 20 years ago! Have you seen her lately? Oh, I mean...um....sorry Pumpy.
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10-21-2011, 01:14 PM | #5880 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Are you trying to start a Holy War?
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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10-21-2011, 01:22 PM | #5881 | ||
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I have not, but, I'm willing to bet she looks much better than my current girlfriend. Quote:
Are you saying it was impossible to score against Mathew Sweet?
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10-21-2011, 01:23 PM | #5882 |
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Who lets Claude Lemieux do anything but fight?
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10-21-2011, 01:24 PM | #5883 |
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Food Network must have signed Aaron McCargo Jr to a 15 year deal. I can't believe this d-bag is still on TV.
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10-21-2011, 01:28 PM | #5884 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Not without Divine Intervention.
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10-21-2011, 01:30 PM | #5885 |
Hall Of Famer
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I need someone. To pull. The trigger
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10-21-2011, 01:36 PM | #5886 |
Coordinator
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He must one of the best goalies ever.
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10-21-2011, 02:15 PM | #5887 |
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10-21-2011, 02:46 PM | #5888 |
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Interesting the discussion on Sweet, especially since he did 2 albums with the current Hot or Not girl Hoffs...
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10-21-2011, 02:58 PM | #5889 |
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i wish like half of you people would get off my internet
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10-21-2011, 03:10 PM | #5890 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I Thought I Knew You...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-21-2011, 03:15 PM | #5891 |
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If I had more time right now, I'd post a new thread: Mount Rushmore of People Pumpy wants off the Internet.
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10-21-2011, 03:30 PM | #5892 |
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My son said he thought it'd be really cool if people from "the football board" watched the student-produced webcast of Athens Academy at Athens Christian tonight
Pregame starts at 715p, kick-off is at 730p. Spartans Webcast
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10-21-2011, 03:37 PM | #5893 |
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I just got a 60-year-old white woman to sing "2 Legit 2 Quit" at work.
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10-21-2011, 04:14 PM | #5894 |
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I get a new bowling teammate tonight. All I know about her is that she's a nurse in her 20s. I am strongly considering making my first words to her be "HELLOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!"
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10-21-2011, 04:35 PM | #5895 | |
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Because she hasn't heard that at least once a week since, well, forever...
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10-21-2011, 04:42 PM | #5896 | |
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You should ask her if she'd like to check out the holes in your ball. Chicks dig that.
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10-21-2011, 04:56 PM | #5897 |
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Hadn't realized that there were so many people still referencing Animaniacs. Thanks for putting me in my place.
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10-21-2011, 04:56 PM | #5898 |
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Thanks for putting me in my place.
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10-21-2011, 04:57 PM | #5899 |
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By the way, I'm officially done here.
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10-21-2011, 04:58 PM | #5900 |
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You're done when she says you're done, Mister.
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