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Old 10-18-2011, 11:21 PM   #5851
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So, 10 years ago my Mom gave out some things of hers that she didn't want that were her mom's and her grandmas. One brother got some silverware. A year ago, my mom loaned that brother some money against my advice. A year later, he hadn't paid her back so.. what she decided to do today was to call the police and claim my brother stole the silverware from her and $500 when we were moving her... I'm just completely dumbfounded..

Taking him to small claims court, ok, I can understand that. Claiming someone did a felony. Umm... ya, different.

She did this to her own son?
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:21 PM   #5852
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:25 PM   #5853
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I haven't seen any recently, but I love the singing ones from the 80s....they were all over the Boston stations.


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Old 10-18-2011, 11:26 PM   #5854
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She did this to her own son?

Ya.

Ultimately he should be able to beat it though since there are tons of people to explain WTF happened. He got off easier than my other brother. She stole his social security number and opened up credit cards to the tune of $3K.
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:55 PM   #5855
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Old 10-19-2011, 12:44 AM   #5856
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Old 10-19-2011, 02:52 AM   #5857
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Old 10-19-2011, 05:26 PM   #5858
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Old 10-19-2011, 05:29 PM   #5859
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Eddard Stark: "That's the only time a man can be brave."
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Old 10-19-2011, 09:50 PM   #5860
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I'm going to be in Greensburg, PA, on Sunday, and I'm wondering if anyone wants to meet up and ride a cow.

I was gonna say yes to this but if you're gonna bring Kathy Griffin I think I'll just stay home.
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:19 PM   #5861
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I was gonna say yes to this but if you're gonna bring Kathy Griffin I think I'll just stay home.
why do you say things that you know will hurt me
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Old 10-19-2011, 11:51 PM   #5862
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A guy that squeezes into machines at Dave and Busters for his 6 year old daughter is a very good father I'd assume after seeing how much he limped when he got out of a machine. With the ankles he has, Tim Duncan should retire.
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Old 10-20-2011, 06:07 AM   #5863
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why do you say things that you know will hurt me

I'm sorry, I was all hopped up on tater tots.


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A guy that squeezes into machines at Dave and Busters for his 6 year old daughter is a very good father I'd assume after seeing how much he limped when he got out of a machine. With the ankles he has, Tim Duncan should retire.

Tim Duncan did what now?
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:02 AM   #5864
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The whole "go to bed early & catch up on sleep" thing is probably a lot more effective if you don't wake up at 130a about 4 hours after you started
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Old 10-21-2011, 07:53 AM   #5865
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It would probably help more if "catching up on sleep" was possible.
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Old 10-21-2011, 08:45 AM   #5866
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Wow....I drank Tequila last night...first time in like 10 years...This morning reminds me of why I stopped.
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Old 10-21-2011, 11:50 AM   #5867
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Old 10-21-2011, 11:53 AM   #5868
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Wow....I drank Tequila last night...first time in like 10 years...This morning reminds me of why I stopped.

Did you double dragon?
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Old 10-21-2011, 11:53 AM   #5869
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Matthew Sweet's Girlfriend album is 20 years old tomorrow.

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Old 10-21-2011, 11:56 AM   #5870
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LOVE that album. Although I didn't know it at the time, that was the album that made me a power pop fan. I recall hearing Girlfriend on MTV (impossible!) and liking it OK, but thinking it was a bit too derivative. But then I heard Evangeline - I still remember what I was doing, driving home from my GF's house at 1am when it came on the radio - and I was sold. Went out and bought it the next day.
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:42 PM   #5871
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:47 PM   #5872
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:50 PM   #5873
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I've never heard of Matthew Sweet, but 20 years ago tomorrow, the New Jersey Devils beat the Los Angeles Kings 5-2. Claude Lemieux scored 41 goals and led the Devils in points that year, which is pretty frightening to me. Claude Lemieux could probably beat up Matthew Sweet.
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:58 PM   #5874
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Who the hell is Mathew Sweet and why is Claude Lemieux scoring goals against him?
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:00 PM   #5875
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Who the hell is Mathew Sweet and why is Claude Lemieux scoring goals against him?
See, that's what I'm trying to say.
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:09 PM   #5876
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See, that's what I'm trying to say.

Well I'm glad at least you and I are on the same page. Did Mathew Sweet date Kathy Griffin or something?
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:09 PM   #5877
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Was Matthew Sweet the guy that does the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street?
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:10 PM   #5878
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Was Matthew Sweet the guy that does the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street?

oh wait nm that's Pumpy
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:12 PM   #5879
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Well I'm glad at least you and I are on the same page. Did Mathew Sweet date Kathy Griffin or something?

If he did, I hope it was 20 years ago! Have you seen her lately?
Oh, I mean...um....sorry Pumpy.
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:14 PM   #5880
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Who the hell is Mathew Sweet and why is Claude Lemieux scoring goals against him?

Are you trying to start a Holy War?
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:22 PM   #5881
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If he did, I hope it was 20 years ago! Have you seen her lately?
Oh, I mean...um....sorry Pumpy.

I have not, but, I'm willing to bet she looks much better than my current girlfriend.

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Are you trying to start a Holy War?

Are you saying it was impossible to score against Mathew Sweet?
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:23 PM   #5882
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Who lets Claude Lemieux do anything but fight?

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Old 10-21-2011, 01:24 PM   #5883
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Food Network must have signed Aaron McCargo Jr to a 15 year deal. I can't believe this d-bag is still on TV.
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:28 PM   #5884
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Are you saying it was impossible to score against Mathew Sweet?

Not without Divine Intervention.
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:30 PM   #5885
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Old 10-21-2011, 01:36 PM   #5886
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Not without Divine Intervention.

He must one of the best goalies ever.
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:15 PM   #5887
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Not without Divine Intervention.

NICE...liked that one too...
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:46 PM   #5888
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Interesting the discussion on Sweet, especially since he did 2 albums with the current Hot or Not girl Hoffs...
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Old 10-21-2011, 02:58 PM   #5889
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:10 PM   #5890
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:15 PM   #5891
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If I had more time right now, I'd post a new thread: Mount Rushmore of People Pumpy wants off the Internet.
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:30 PM   #5892
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Old 10-21-2011, 03:37 PM   #5893
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:14 PM   #5894
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I get a new bowling teammate tonight. All I know about her is that she's a nurse in her 20s. I am strongly considering making my first words to her be "HELLOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!"
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:35 PM   #5895
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I get a new bowling teammate tonight. All I know about her is that she's a nurse in her 20s. I am strongly considering making my first words to her be "HELLOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!"

Because she hasn't heard that at least once a week since, well, forever...
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:42 PM   #5896
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I get a new bowling teammate tonight. All I know about her is that she's a nurse in her 20s. I am strongly considering making my first words to her be "HELLOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!"

You should ask her if she'd like to check out the holes in your ball. Chicks dig that.
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:56 PM   #5897
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Because she hasn't heard that at least once a week since, well, forever...
Hadn't realized that there were so many people still referencing Animaniacs. Thanks for putting me in my place.
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You should ask her if she'd like to check out the holes in your ball. Chicks dig that.
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:57 PM   #5899
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Old 10-21-2011, 04:58 PM   #5900
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Thanks for putting me in my place.

You're done when she says you're done, Mister.
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