08-04-2008, 01:01 AM | #551 |
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Maybe clemsonsfan can learn some romance in marriage lessons from Jimmy....
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This definitely deserves a "Where are they now?" update.
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04-27-2009, 01:11 PM | #553 |
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I came across this "Dear Prudence" letter through the MSN homepage this morning. Quite a good laugh.
http://www.slate.com/id/2216714/?GT1=38001 Dream Lover I cheated on my wife while sleepwalking. What do I do now? Dear Prudence: I did something recently that concerns me on many levels. I am under a large amount of stress because I'm in an unhappy marriage (which we're trying to work out) and because my company laid me off. I am under treatment for depression. A week ago, my doctor doubled the dosage of my antidepressant and, because I'm not sleeping well, he prescribed Ambien. On Saturday morning, I confused the vials and took two Ambien. I told my wife what happened and that I would probably sleep all day and went to bed. At around 10 p.m., my wife commented on how productive I had been: mowing the lawn, cleaning up, grocery shopping. I remembered none of this and said so. She said her only concern was that I left for "errands" and returned two hours later with nothing in hand. I talked to my doctor Monday, and he told me Ambien can cause amnesia and that some people have reported walking, driving, and cooking in their sleep. I know now what filled the missing two hours. This afternoon, I got a call from a woman who called me "lover" and asked when I wanted to come back. She called me her f--k buddy. This is a woman I had talked to only twice before in social situations. I do not even know where she lives; maybe I phoned her for directions. I do find her attractive, but I am stunned that I did something like this. My wife is vindictive, and if I say anything to her, it will end our marriage. I do not want to continue a relationship with the other woman. What should I do? —Scared Sleepless Dear Scared, It's hard to believe that the pharmaceutical industry has already solved two of our most vexing problems: How to get men to do weekend chores, and how to induce attractive strangers to have sex with you while being able to swear that you haven't cheated. If this gets around, soon we'll be living in a world where people are gobbling Ambien out of Pez containers. Driving, eating, even trying to cast congressional votes while under the influence of Ambien are all well-documented. Scroll around the Internet and you will also find individual accounts of Ambien-fueled sex—which the nondrugged participants claim is more creative and uninhibited than when their partner is awake. However good you may have been in bed, you need to keep the other woman from contacting you and asking for further services. Call her and try to explain. Tell her that, as hard as it is to believe, you have recently been prescribed several medications, you accidentally mixed them up, and as a result you have no memory of the events of the weekend. Say you're very sorry if you behaved irresponsibly but that you can't be in touch with her. Don't ask for details—you want to preserve your amnesiac deniability. And since you don't know what you did, you're hardly in a position to confess anything to your wife. From now on, when you have trouble drifting off, forget the Ambien and brew yourself a nice cup of chamomile tea. —Prudie Posted Thursday, April 23, 2009, at 7:09 AM ET Does he top JimmyWint? |
04-27-2009, 01:14 PM | #554 |
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i call BS
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04-27-2009, 01:19 PM | #555 |
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I like how he says his wife is vindictive. That's a quality you want in a mate
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04-27-2009, 01:25 PM | #556 |
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It's clearly BS, but it makes a great story. Much better than that drunk lady in the stadium restroom.
This seems like a rather severe and unfortunate side effect for a sleeping pill. "I wanted to get some sleep, but instead i stayed up and did some chores." You'd think they'd be working on that. |
04-27-2009, 02:23 PM | #557 |
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She put something in my drink and then she.. she.... she... made me fix the fence and paint the garage...
I was date worked!!!
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I used to have a very hearty laugh every time I would hear an Ashley Madison commercial on XM.
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Oof.
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06-17-2009, 11:26 AM | #562 |
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Details and pix please thanks.
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06-17-2009, 12:35 PM | #566 |
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The fudged bank statement. I've always wondered if it would look like some cut and paste job kidnappers use for ransom notes where they used letters of various fonts from newspapers and magazines.
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06-17-2009, 08:05 PM | #568 |
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Dumbass.
You realize, of course, that since you've now given your wife a blank check to have a retaliatory affair at some point in the future that you just at the very beginning of learning what a bad idea this was. This is one of those "shoe really has to be on the other foot" lessons for someone to get it. Good luck with that. |
06-17-2009, 08:14 PM | #569 |
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Actually I'd say he was at the very end of learning that ... how old is this thread again?
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06-29-2009, 03:06 PM | #571 |
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TYRA today focuses on the site Ashley Madison. Not that I'm watching Tyra specifically, it was just on in the other room and I heard them talking to the CEO. |
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06-29-2009, 03:09 PM | #573 |
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lol-I know that would be the first response.
My wife was taping the Peoples Court in the other room, Tyra is on a few shows later on the same station- |
06-29-2009, 03:10 PM | #574 |
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Is it weird that I've read this thread at least four times and every time it gets bumped I forget what it's about?
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I finally read this thread in its entirety and my head hurts. What ever happened with Jimmy, the Madison whatever its called, and the bank statement? Oh yeah, and the girlfriend of one month?
Also makes me wonder who TCY Junkie is and what happened to him. I may have to get a new signature if he doesn't show himself soon.
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Heh, I had never even heard of this company before reading this thread.
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06-30-2009, 05:59 PM | #582 |
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DVR. Whatever.
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bump
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Ah, memories.
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Finally read this last night. Now I get the Ashley Madison reference on The Pumpy and Sak Show.
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Still waiting on my god damn gift certificate.
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AshleyMadison.com gives Giants and Jets $25 million offer to put name on New Meadowlands Stadium
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I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than $25M to put your name on the stadium (I seem to remember deals being in the $2-$5M per year for 25/30 years range) but I guess this gets them some free publicity.
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I didn't know AM has that kind of cash to spend. I guess cheating does pay.
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they run commericals on sirius on Howard's channels...apparently they are making enough money that women dont have to pay to join the site anymore...there are enough guys out there paying for membership that they are using the old "ladies night at the bar" routine |
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Welp, looks like my dues are gonna be going up.
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Wait, what?
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Oh- per year. That's a different story then
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