10-25-2011, 04:18 PM | #5951 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: the yo'
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10-25-2011, 04:30 PM | #5952 |
Coordinator
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Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
10-25-2011, 04:44 PM | #5953 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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As long as she doesn't click the links in my signature, she doesn't.
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10-25-2011, 04:48 PM | #5954 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Nah, just tell her you use Sabermetrics for your scores now. Good to go.
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10-25-2011, 04:51 PM | #5955 | |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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You need work on your lying skills. Are you Andy? Remember, my friend, the 300 happened in 2008.
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10-25-2011, 06:44 PM | #5956 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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I love how I get back to work from paternity leave of 3 weeks and I'm getting shit over why I'm not caught up in my work.
Uh .... I was gone 3 weeks. Nobody does my job when I'm gone. My inbox was a FOOT tall. It's also the 2nd busiest time of the year. I can't stay late (uh ,baby?). Maybe get off my back and go back into your office and surf Yahoo shopping like you do all day, and leave me alone? Just a thought. |
10-25-2011, 06:45 PM | #5957 | |
General Manager
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Location: The Satellite of Love
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Ah fuck it. I bought it. |
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10-25-2011, 06:51 PM | #5958 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Tell them you will get caught up when that smell goes away.
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10-25-2011, 06:55 PM | #5959 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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Right now it smells like vanilla pudding and a bucket of shit. |
10-25-2011, 07:05 PM | #5960 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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At least it doesn't also smell like piss...
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10-25-2011, 07:34 PM | #5961 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado
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Don't you also type really fast? I'm pretty sure chicks dig fast flying finger skills.
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10-25-2011, 08:52 PM | #5962 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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You're stalking me, aren't you?
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10-26-2011, 12:03 PM | #5963 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Setting up all the utilities & such for my condo which i close on next week.
I signed up for AT&T internet. Get an email a half hour later informing me the service will be activated 11/22/11. So I have to go three friggin' weeks without internet??? AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! |
10-26-2011, 12:07 PM | #5964 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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I've noticed that with a few of my friends lately. One had to wait over a month for cable and internet. I have learned that when I move, I'm calling them fuckers ahead of time.
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10-26-2011, 12:12 PM | #5965 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Yeah... set my closing date on Monday. Now, just to check email I'll have to go to mom's place (then seem like I'm only there to check email, not to say "hi mom, i recognize your existence!") |
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10-26-2011, 12:16 PM | #5966 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Not even a smartphone, eh?
I have learned that if I had to go 3 weeks without internet/smartphone, I would fucking kill somebody. Sad self-reflection, but a true one. (Minus the killing somebody... i hope) Last edited by Scoobz0202 : 10-26-2011 at 12:16 PM. |
10-26-2011, 12:19 PM | #5967 | |
Pro Starter
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No smart phone. Just a regular cell. Texting is blocked too. I am cheap! Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 10-26-2011 at 12:19 PM. |
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10-27-2011, 12:49 PM | #5968 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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dunno if you guys remember it or not but terpkristin thinks i am the hottest person on fofc
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10-27-2011, 01:13 PM | #5969 |
Head Coach
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Location: Bath, ME
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10-27-2011, 01:17 PM | #5970 |
Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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Speaking of cell phones...I am moving service...first time since 1997...I have been with ATT through the cingular shit and everything else.... T-Mobile won me over due to having about a $60 a month savings over my current bill with ATT...on top of that, it's the last joint account I am getting rid of with the ex...
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
10-27-2011, 01:19 PM | #5971 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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Who broke the MLB thread?
(It stops partway through the last page with an error and I don't get to see any of the new posts)
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10-27-2011, 01:35 PM | #5972 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I posted a message in that thread wondering if it was me or not. I don't know what happened, but it stops at a Panerd post, #3919, I think.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-27-2011, 01:43 PM | #5973 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: the yo'
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yeah, wtf.....that's annoying.
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10-27-2011, 01:46 PM | #5974 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Now you guys know how Tony LaRusa felt when trying to call the bullpen the other night.
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10-27-2011, 01:46 PM | #5975 | |
College Prospect
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Location: TX
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Because how humble you are, other people wouldn't be able to handle how gifted you are so well.
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I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening. |
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10-27-2011, 01:48 PM | #5976 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I called for Mila Kunis, and you gave me Kathy Griffin!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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10-27-2011, 01:56 PM | #5977 |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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you know if you hate my ass, you can just tell me you hate my ass before i shove your face in it ok thx
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10-27-2011, 01:59 PM | #5978 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Now that I think about it, aren't you a mod? Can't you edit the link out of panerd's post? I'm guessing that that's the issue. Or perhaps we can kick panerd's ass and make him edit it?
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10-27-2011, 02:01 PM | #5979 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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So much for being the best fans in baseball
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10-27-2011, 02:02 PM | #5980 |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I used to be a Cardinals fan, and if people talked shit about me, I would've broken their thread, too.
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10-27-2011, 02:05 PM | #5981 |
Coordinator
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Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Imagine the disappointment as Kathy took the mound.
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10-27-2011, 02:20 PM | #5982 |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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let's see more sentences with the words "kathy" and "mound"
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10-27-2011, 02:21 PM | #5983 |
Pro Starter
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Location: Cary, NC
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Jack and Kathy
Went up the mound To fetch a pail of Pumpy Jack fell down And broke his crown And Kathy went tumbling after
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10-27-2011, 02:22 PM | #5984 |
Bounty Hunter
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hot as hell
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10-27-2011, 03:23 PM | #5985 | |
College Prospect
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: TX
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That wouldn't satisfy me. I more than hate your ass, you remind me of everything I'll never be.
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10-27-2011, 03:58 PM | #5986 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Nice! (Andrew Dice Clay voice) Little Miss Kathy was humping some Pumpy When a mouse came a tumbling down Kathy let out a shout and Pumpy pulled out Leaving an empty mound Ohhhh!!!! (/Andrew Dice Clay Voice)
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10-27-2011, 04:06 PM | #5987 |
Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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empty except for the spikes and vipers
and maybe an occasional bat
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10-27-2011, 04:09 PM | #5988 | |
Coordinator
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Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Is there an echo?
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10-27-2011, 04:17 PM | #5989 |
Bounty Hunter
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yes
yes
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10-27-2011, 04:17 PM | #5990 |
Bounty Hunter
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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yes
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10-27-2011, 04:30 PM | #5991 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
10-27-2011, 04:30 PM | #5992 |
Coordinator
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10-27-2011, 06:56 PM | #5993 | |
Grizzled Veteran
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i remember! /tk
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10-28-2011, 04:00 PM | #5995 |
Coordinator
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10-28-2011, 04:09 PM | #5996 |
Coordinator
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Location: Utah
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I love having a Molson Canadian at my work desk as I read through FOFC..
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10-28-2011, 04:22 PM | #5997 | |
Coordinator
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PING: Molson...
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10-28-2011, 04:33 PM | #5998 |
Grizzled Veteran
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Location: MA
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Told PM at client I'm off Monday for Dr. appointment. He asked if I got approval. Told him I'm not seeking approval, I'm notifying him.
Apparently he flipped the fuck out and now I need to apologize. Is there a "I want to burn all of humanity to a smoldering pile of ash" thread? |
10-28-2011, 07:49 PM | #5999 | |
Coordinator
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Wait, a project manager flipped out? WTF? I'm assuming he isn't YOUR manager. Wow.
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10-28-2011, 07:57 PM | #6000 |
Hall Of Famer
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YOUR SPORTING EVENT LIVE ON ESPN3 EXPERIENCE (ESPN 3) | eBay
Awesome, these guys put in a $4,000 donation to the V Foundation, and in turn, Tommy Smyth and a full ESPN crew headed to Queens New York for a local over 30 league double header (Geezer FC) Watching it now on WatchESPN while waiting for the WS to start
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