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Old 10-25-2011, 04:18 PM   #5951
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Old 10-25-2011, 04:30 PM   #5952
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I've never bowled above a 279.

She doesn't know that...
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Old 10-25-2011, 04:44 PM   #5953
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She doesn't know that...
As long as she doesn't click the links in my signature, she doesn't.
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Old 10-25-2011, 04:48 PM   #5954
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As long as she doesn't click the links in my signature, she doesn't.

Nah, just tell her you use Sabermetrics for your scores now. Good to go.
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Old 10-25-2011, 04:51 PM   #5955
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As long as she doesn't click the links in my signature, she doesn't.

You need work on your lying skills. Are you Andy?

Remember, my friend, the 300 happened in 2008.
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:44 PM   #5956
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I love how I get back to work from paternity leave of 3 weeks and I'm getting shit over why I'm not caught up in my work.

Uh .... I was gone 3 weeks. Nobody does my job when I'm gone. My inbox was a FOOT tall. It's also the 2nd busiest time of the year. I can't stay late (uh ,baby?).

Maybe get off my back and go back into your office and surf Yahoo shopping like you do all day, and leave me alone? Just a thought.
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:45 PM   #5957
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Thinking about splurging and buying a Nikon D3100 with a few lenses.....

You know what? This month has sucked super hard for me. I'm doing it.

EDIT: Well...after staring at the price for most of the day.....it's too much for me. I need to recklessly spend on something a little less expensive...

Ah fuck it. I bought it.
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:51 PM   #5958
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I love how I get back to work from paternity leave of 3 weeks and I'm getting shit over why I'm not caught up in my work.

Uh .... I was gone 3 weeks. Nobody does my job when I'm gone. My inbox was a FOOT tall. It's also the 2nd busiest time of the year. I can't stay late (uh ,baby?).

Maybe get off my back and go back into your office and surf Yahoo shopping like you do all day, and leave me alone? Just a thought.

Tell them you will get caught up when that smell goes away.
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Old 10-25-2011, 06:55 PM   #5959
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Tell them you will get caught up when that smell goes away.

Right now it smells like vanilla pudding and a bucket of shit.
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Old 10-25-2011, 07:05 PM   #5960
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Right now it smells like vanilla pudding and a bucket of shit.

At least it doesn't also smell like piss...
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Old 10-25-2011, 07:34 PM   #5961
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I've never bowled above a 279.

Don't you also type really fast? I'm pretty sure chicks dig fast flying finger skills.
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Old 10-25-2011, 08:52 PM   #5962
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Don't you also type really fast? I'm pretty sure chicks dig fast flying finger skills.
You're stalking me, aren't you?
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:03 PM   #5963
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Setting up all the utilities & such for my condo which i close on next week.

I signed up for AT&T internet. Get an email a half hour later informing me the service will be activated 11/22/11. So I have to go three friggin' weeks without internet??? AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:07 PM   #5964
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I've noticed that with a few of my friends lately. One had to wait over a month for cable and internet. I have learned that when I move, I'm calling them fuckers ahead of time.
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:12 PM   #5965
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I've noticed that with a few of my friends lately. One had to wait over a month for cable and internet. I have learned that when I move, I'm calling them fuckers ahead of time.

Yeah... set my closing date on Monday. Now, just to check email I'll have to go to mom's place (then seem like I'm only there to check email, not to say "hi mom, i recognize your existence!")
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:16 PM   #5966
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Not even a smartphone, eh?

I have learned that if I had to go 3 weeks without internet/smartphone, I would fucking kill somebody.

Sad self-reflection, but a true one. (Minus the killing somebody... i hope)

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Old 10-26-2011, 12:19 PM   #5967
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Not even a smartphone, eh?

I have learned that if I had to go 3 weeks without internet/smartphone, I would fucking kill somebody.

Sad self-reflection, but a true one. (Minus the killing somebody... i hope)

No smart phone. Just a regular cell. Texting is blocked too. I am cheap!

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Old 10-27-2011, 12:49 PM   #5968
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dunno if you guys remember it or not but terpkristin thinks i am the hottest person on fofc
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:13 PM   #5969
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No smart phone. Just a regular cell. Texting is blocked too. I am cheap!

You're cheap? I don't even have a cell phone!
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:17 PM   #5970
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Speaking of cell phones...I am moving service...first time since 1997...I have been with ATT through the cingular shit and everything else.... T-Mobile won me over due to having about a $60 a month savings over my current bill with ATT...on top of that, it's the last joint account I am getting rid of with the ex...
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:19 PM   #5971
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Who broke the MLB thread?

(It stops partway through the last page with an error and I don't get to see any of the new posts)
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:35 PM   #5972
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I posted a message in that thread wondering if it was me or not. I don't know what happened, but it stops at a Panerd post, #3919, I think.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:43 PM   #5973
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yeah, wtf.....that's annoying.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:46 PM   #5974
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Now you guys know how Tony LaRusa felt when trying to call the bullpen the other night.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:46 PM   #5975
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dunno if you guys remember it or not but terpkristin thinks i am the hottest person on fofc

Because how humble you are, other people wouldn't be able to handle how gifted you are so well.
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:48 PM   #5976
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Now you guys know how Tony LaRusa felt when trying to call the bullpen the other night.

I called for Mila Kunis, and you gave me Kathy Griffin!
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:56 PM   #5977
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Because how humble you are, other people wouldn't be able to handle how gifted you are so well.
you know if you hate my ass, you can just tell me you hate my ass before i shove your face in it ok thx
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:59 PM   #5978
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I posted a message in that thread wondering if it was me or not. I don't know what happened, but it stops at a Panerd post, #3919, I think.
Now that I think about it, aren't you a mod? Can't you edit the link out of panerd's post? I'm guessing that that's the issue. Or perhaps we can kick panerd's ass and make him edit it?
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:01 PM   #5979
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So much for being the best fans in baseball
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:02 PM   #5980
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I used to be a Cardinals fan, and if people talked shit about me, I would've broken their thread, too.
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:05 PM   #5981
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I called for Mila Kunis, and you gave me Kathy Griffin!

Imagine the disappointment as Kathy took the mound.
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:20 PM   #5982
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let's see more sentences with the words "kathy" and "mound"
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:21 PM   #5983
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Jack and Kathy
Went up the mound
To fetch a pail of Pumpy
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Kathy went tumbling after
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:22 PM   #5984
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hot as hell
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:23 PM   #5985
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you know if you hate my ass, you can just tell me you hate my ass before i shove your face in it ok thx


That wouldn't satisfy me. I more than hate your ass, you remind me of everything I'll never be.
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:58 PM   #5986
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Jack and Kathy
Went up the mound
To fetch a pail of Pumpy
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Kathy went tumbling after

Nice!


(Andrew Dice Clay voice)
Little Miss Kathy was humping some Pumpy
When a mouse came a tumbling down
Kathy let out a shout and Pumpy pulled out
Leaving an empty mound

Ohhhh!!!! (/Andrew Dice Clay Voice)
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:06 PM   #5987
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empty except for the spikes and vipers
and maybe an occasional bat
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:09 PM   #5988
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empty except for the spikes and vipers
and maybe an occasional bat

Is there an echo?
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:17 PM   #5989
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:17 PM   #5990
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:30 PM   #5991
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and maybe an occasional bat

Which one?





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Old 10-27-2011, 04:30 PM   #5992
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Old 10-27-2011, 06:56 PM   #5993
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dunno if you guys remember it or not but terpkristin thinks i am the hottest person on fofc

i remember!

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Old 10-28-2011, 04:00 PM   #5995
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This seems pretty cool:

Ford reintroduces the 1965 Mustang - Yahoo! Autos
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Old 10-28-2011, 04:09 PM   #5996
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I love having a Molson Canadian at my work desk as I read through FOFC..
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Old 10-28-2011, 04:22 PM   #5997
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I love having a Molson Canadian at my work desk as I read through FOFC..

PING: Molson...
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Old 10-28-2011, 04:33 PM   #5998
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Told PM at client I'm off Monday for Dr. appointment. He asked if I got approval. Told him I'm not seeking approval, I'm notifying him.

Apparently he flipped the fuck out and now I need to apologize. Is there a "I want to burn all of humanity to a smoldering pile of ash" thread?
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Old 10-28-2011, 07:49 PM   #5999
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Told PM at client I'm off Monday for Dr. appointment. He asked if I got approval. Told him I'm not seeking approval, I'm notifying him.

Apparently he flipped the fuck out and now I need to apologize. Is there a "I want to burn all of humanity to a smoldering pile of ash" thread?

Wait, a project manager flipped out? WTF? I'm assuming he isn't YOUR manager. Wow.
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