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Old 11-17-2011, 02:57 AM   #6151
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I didn't even know you had kids.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:41 AM   #6152
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I officially hate the cold/flu season. Up at 4:00. Think I'm taking a 1/2 day today just to sleep.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:04 AM   #6153
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How do you know when it's bedtime at the Sandusky household? When the big hand's on the little hand!

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Old 11-17-2011, 10:16 AM   #6154
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:21 AM   #6155
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When did people start saying "Save the date" when inviting people to something? I never heard that phrase until about three months ago. I'm tired of people putting new phrases in my head.
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:21 AM   #6156
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That's like a scene from a movie Kristin, unfortunately probably one starring Ben Stiller.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:25 AM   #6157
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Generally, no, but it's not as apparent.

I get the same treatment from really hot women, but, not just on Facebook...it's everywhere life takes me. Hang in there man.
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:37 AM   #6158
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When did people start saying "Save the date" when inviting people to something? I never heard that phrase until about three months ago. I'm tired of people putting new phrases in my head.

When you started yelling at clouds
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:37 AM   #6159
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Great......9 months of shit like, "What will they name it?", "Will it be a prince or princess?", "What color will the baby's room be?"....please, shoot me now.

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Old 11-17-2011, 12:22 PM   #6160
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When you started yelling at clouds
Damn right. I liked my world the way it was, and now people are messing with it. Next thing you know, they'll start letting one-armed people work at the cinema.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:23 PM   #6161
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Great......9 months of shit like, "What will they name it?", "Will it be a prince or princess?", "What color will the baby's room be?"....please, shoot me now.

New Report Claims Britain’s Kate Middleton Is Pregnant | ABC News Blogs - Yahoo!
hoping for 9 months of "what color will the baby be"
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:50 PM   #6162
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hoping for 9 months of "what color will the baby be"

Now...THAT...would make it interesting. I'm hoping it has a mustache like yours.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:57 PM   #6163
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Now...THAT...would make it interesting. I'm hoping it has a mustache like yours.
Oh, she will.

hey wait a minute
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:44 PM   #6164
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Oh, she will.

hey wait a minute

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Old 11-17-2011, 01:59 PM   #6165
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Say that to my face.
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:47 PM   #6166
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Tori Spelling's boobs were tweeted....
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:48 PM   #6167
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Tori Spelling's boobs were tweeted....
And since you didn't tell us if it is a good or bad thing, I'm gonna assume it's a bad thing.
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:04 PM   #6168
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And since you didn't tell us if it is a good or bad thing, I'm gonna assume it's a bad thing.

His post isn't marked 1994, so I think the implication is clear. His post also wasn't edited to say "Did I say Tori Spelling? My mistake, she's horrible. I meant Bar Raefeli."
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:57 AM   #6169
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I've had significant facial hair (has varied between a beard, touching-my-chest goatee, moustache+goatee) since freshman year of college, or maybe even senior year of HS.

I shaved it off completely this morning. I feel face-naked. It's freaking weird. We'll see if I like it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:21 AM   #6170
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Whenever I had a beard for a long time and then shaved I felt like my chin was freakishly small when I looked in a mirror.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:39 AM   #6171
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Whenever I had a beard for a long time and then shaved I felt like my chin was freakishly small when I looked in a mirror.

Exactly. With all the weight I've lost though I wanted to give this look a little try and see how I feel about it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:40 AM   #6172
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Exactly. With all the weight I've lost though I wanted to give this look a little try and see how I feel about it.

Pics or it didn't happen...
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:55 AM   #6173
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Whenever I had a beard for a long time and then shaved I felt like my chin was freakishly small when I looked in a mirror.

This.

I carry a beard 11 months out of the year and a moustache in November.
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Old 11-18-2011, 12:12 PM   #6174
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It just doesn't seem like November around the FOFC without some discussion of Georgia high school football, so ....

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Old 11-18-2011, 12:13 PM   #6175
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I've had a beard for the better part of the last 4, maybe 5 years. I hate looking at myself after I've shaved. It reminds me why I grew a beard to begin with. And then shaving every day reinforces it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:11 PM   #6176
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This.

I carry a beard 11 months out of the year and a moustache in November.

I always carry a spare moustache myself. And a condom.
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:13 PM   #6177
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Pics or it didn't happen...

Will do. I'm sure mother will get the camera when I go over and surprise her with it later.

You talking about the weight loss or the facial hair though?
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:28 PM   #6178
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Will do. I'm sure mother will get the camera when I go over and surprise her with it later.

You talking about the weight loss or the facial hair though?

Well since it was JediKooter, he probably wanted it all...with you painted green like yoda wearing a pair of daisy dukes...
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Old 11-18-2011, 03:45 PM   #6179
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Well since it was JediKooter, he probably wanted it all...with you painted green like yoda wearing a pair of daisy dukes...

Hahaha. Nicely done!
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Old 11-19-2011, 10:11 AM   #6180
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I realized yesterday that very few people actually call me "Kristin." At work, it's typically "KP" or "Pilotte." Online it's "tk."

Weird.

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Old 11-19-2011, 07:08 PM   #6181
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I realized yesterday that very few people actually call me "Kristin." At work, it's typically "KP" or "Pilotte." Online it's "tk."

Weird.

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Old 11-19-2011, 07:34 PM   #6182
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:19 PM   #6183
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Love the shot where the Bengals' Simpson catches the deep ball, and a few of the Vikings' cheerleaders start waving their little pom-poms. How does a race that produces Einstein, etc. also produce such brain-dead morons? These are the questions I need answered ...
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:20 PM   #6184
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Love the shot where the Bengals' Simpson catches the deep ball, and a few of the Vikings' cheerleaders start waving their little pom-poms. How does a race that produces Einstein, etc. also produce such brain-dead morons? These are the questions I need answered ...

Oh the irony...
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:35 PM   #6185
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Oh the irony...

This is probably a shot at Yours Truly. I ... understand.
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:53 AM   #6186
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Well since it was JediKooter, he probably wanted it all...with you painted green like yoda wearing a pair of daisy dukes...

That's...just...wrong.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:38 PM   #6187
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That's...just...wrong.

I see work finally pulled you out of the SWTOR coma...
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:48 PM   #6188
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So, I saw a very serious article on two CIA spy rings which were apparently uncovered, one in Lebanon and one in Iran. While overall the article is on a very serious and touchy situation, I was struck by the absurdity of this line in the middle of it all:

A current US official denied that CIA officers met their agents at Pizza Hut.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:59 PM   #6189
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I see work finally pulled you out of the SWTOR coma...

I wish I got to play it this weekend. Ugh, that freaking game. It wanted a patch this weekend...a 13GB patch!! That is not a patch, that's a whole new game.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:45 PM   #6190
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I wish I got to play it this weekend. Ugh, that freaking game. It wanted a patch this weekend...a 13GB patch!! That is not a patch, that's a whole new game.

egads!

I hope they have the downloader available tomorrow or Wednesday so we're good to go for this weekend.

edit: it's available now.
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:11 PM   #6191
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egads!

I hope they have the downloader available tomorrow or Wednesday so we're good to go for this weekend.

edit: it's available now.

I recommend downloading it sometime soon for sure.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:29 PM   #6192
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Last winter, I did some cigarette research for work (one of my clients is a tobacco company). My research consisted of walking into several stores, asking "What is the cheapest brand of cigarettes you have?", and then walking out out of the stores. The clerk at every one of those stores looked at me like I had three heads, leading me to wonder if my behavior was strange or if I perhaps had three heads.

Edit to add: They might not have looked at me funny if I had at least waited for them to answer my question.
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Old 11-21-2011, 04:24 PM   #6193
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Last winter, I did some cigarette research for work (one of my clients is a tobacco company). My research consisted of walking into several stores, asking "What is the cheapest brand of cigarettes you have?", and then walking out out of the stores. The clerk at every one of those stores looked at me like I had three heads, leading me to wonder if my behavior was strange or if I perhaps had three heads.

Edit to add: They might not have looked at me funny if I had at least waited for them to answer my question.

Were you wearing a AFL shirt or jersey when you went into those places?
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Old 11-21-2011, 04:33 PM   #6194
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Were you wearing a AFL shirt or jersey when you went into those places?
Ah, that explains it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 10:43 AM   #6196
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Old 11-22-2011, 10:56 AM   #6197
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:25 PM   #6198
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cool i always look forward to pee your pants day
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Old 11-22-2011, 12:44 PM   #6199
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cool i always look forward to pee your pants day

Which is much better than "Someone (And It Ain't Me) Is Peeing In My Pants Day".
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Old 11-22-2011, 03:30 PM   #6200
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